Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

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Ouroboros0977

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Real one from me, "I just noticed you have highlights." It wasn't after but it ruined the moment enough for there to be no more.
 

Stevepinto3

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"You faked that, didn't you?"

I know this because it's the line that got my high-school girlfriend to break up with me, right after we both lost our virginity.

I'm smooth like that.
 

steeple

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was the condom suppose to get off on its own during?

failing that, the infamous leroy jenkins will do the trick....
 

Thundero13

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whoops I just remembered i'm underage in this country.

Also to everyone vote on the best joke on the first page to vote send a PM to ssjbardock saying what the joke was and who said it.
 

no one really

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"I was great*"
(*Great can be substituted with any other word describing greatness. Like awesome, or good)
Or something Captain Branigan would come up with.
 

Thundero13

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"Wow, 3rd best i've had all week" also "You are the most amazing 'opposite of what their gender is' i've ever slept with"
 

YouBecame

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"Ta da"!

I really want to grow the courage to say this immediately after sex, looking my lover in the eye!
 

oreopizza47

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I don't know if it's been said, but here goes...

"Happy Birthday Grandma!"

EDIT: Holy damn, I shouldn't have clicked on most recent post. I got my answer from the source. I love that comic though.