Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[Evilbunny]

can you SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?

 

[Nicarus]

"Can we hurry up? I got a raid in WoW pretty soon."

That's more along the line of before or during, not after.

ANYWHO! "Hm...not bad, but you could've..."

 

[Ekonk]

''ow...the condom ripped''

0_0

EDIT:damn you ninja above me!

ZE IS ZWANGEERR ZE IS ZWAANGGEEEEEEEER... 't condoom is gescheurd.

Als ware nederlander zou je dit moeten kennen.

OT: Something gross OR something with horrible implications. "Well, I'm gonna go take a shit" is pretty inappropiate, but "Wait, is HIV contagious", like that one guy said, takes the absolute cake.

 

[crudus]

"Bingo!"

definitely a tough choice

 

[Naheal]

"Cab fare's on the table."

 

[DarkBlueDarZ]

" pwned ***** "

 

[beniki]

LEEROOOY JEEEENKINSS!!

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Here's a quarter, find a payphone and call a cab.

since I was ninja'd...

Wow, they're a lot better when they're alive!

 

[Ungenericteen]

I'm gonna tell my mom and my d n d friends!

 

[TheTemby]

"NEVER AGAIN!"

 

[Ungenericteen]

I'm gonna tell my mom and my d n d friends!

 

[rokkolpo]

''ow...the condom ripped''

0_0

EDIT:damn you ninja above me!

ZE IS ZWANGEERR ZE IS ZWAANGGEEEEEEEER... 't condoom is gescheurd.

Als ware nederlander zou je dit moeten kennen.

HAHA Barry pooter.
Well played xD.

 

[MrMonocle]

Man: That was my first time in almost 24 years!

Woman: How old are you?

Man: 24.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Whoops! Guess what I forgot?

 

[ThatGuy89]

"Rest in Peace".

*turns around*

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust..."


OR


"It's no use, we lost her. Time of death..."

 

[ChicagoTed]

That was amazing by the way your tests came back this morning and turns out you have ovarian cancer.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Not as bad as your friends.

 

[Baldry]

Dad was right, anal is much better!