Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex
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With my last girlfriend, I used to say "can I go play socom?" and she'd nod and go to sleep and then I'd sit in my gaming chair (in my room) with my huge tv, crank the volume and play and she wouldn't even wake up. I thought that saying that would be a bad thing to say, but she seemed to take it okay, so I will try it on my next girlfriend.
If right after scream "FIRST!"
I was once asked "What are you looking at near the end?" to which I replied "Nothing, Brendan [My neighbour] was just giving me an air 5 through the window" but that's pretty specific.
to be honest most of my funnies are during. I still have a scar from saying the girl's mum's name once...
edit: Wait I just remembered, once after I thought it would be funny to tell the girl I was gay. Only it hit me back cos she started crying. Still troubles me that it was THAT easy to believe
I was once asked "What are you looking at near the end?" to which I replied "Nothing, Brendan [My neighbour] was just giving me an air 5 through the window" but that's pretty specific.
to be honest most of my funnies are during. I still have a scar from saying the girl's mum's name once...
edit: Wait I just remembered, once after I thought it would be funny to tell the girl I was gay. Only it hit me back cos she started crying. Still troubles me that it was THAT easy to believe
This isn't something you say afterwards so much as something you yell while climaxing:
PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
"Woah, just because I'm finished doesn't mean you can take the bag off your head."
Or
"You're just like I imagined you would be when I saw you in the shower"
Or
"You're just like I imagined you would be when I saw you in the shower"
