Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[DanDeFool]

If you're a woman, say: "Where the Hell did I put those scissors?"

If you're a man, say: "Alright guys, your turn!"

 

[Mikkaddo]

"whoo damn . . . what was your name again?"

"well, there we go, the roast should be ready now yeah?"

"so hey . . . mind signing this letter that says we did it? I wanna make sure everyone believes me"

 

[DanDeFool]

A nifty guide =3

Yeah, I'd say "Heil Hitler" is a pretty bad thing to say during sex.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Man, I'm so hyped about the Mass Effect 3 trailer!

That made me laugh, because I could so easily see myself saying that.

 

[scrambledeggs]

"below average"

 

[PlayingOpossum]

"Wait, I think I left something in there. Damn leprosy."

 

[JaymesFogarty]

How about:
"Actually, I've changed my mind. After that, I think I'm gay."

 

[SmokingMirrors]

"Well, i'm glad thats over with."

 

[AbsShek]

I love you.

Haha!

(Guy to girl)"Next, your dad, and I'll have gone through your whole family."

"You should get a boob job."

"Can I get your hot friend's number now?"

"So, which personality did you like best?"

 

[Netrigan]

Goodnight Grandma.

Damn it, I read that some time back and stole their joke.

 

[Thundero13]

As soon as you come and they haven't yet "I WIN!"

 

[Flack]

"Well that was shit"

 

[tthor]

"Your sister was better."

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

"Phew. That was good. But now....you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?"

A nifty guide =3

Yeah, I'd say "Heil Hitler" is a pretty bad thing to say during sex.

"Yabba dabba do!" Aaahahahahahahaha. Oh my God, that made me laugh so much.

 

[ssjbardock]

"HEY YOU'RE NOT MY MOM/SISTER/DAD/BROTHER!"

...
think about it

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

"Uh oh, here comes the vomit!"

 

[TOGSolid]

Get out.


Simple, yet soul crushing.

 

[La Barata]

Thanks, dad!

 

[kannibus]

Zzzzzz.

Actually this happens a lot more than it used to...

Uh, I suppose asking for a chicken sandwich is a bad idea too.

 

[Elvenwitch]

Your Mom is training you well honey, now run along to school.

Punchline to a bad joke, cant remember the joke, but the punchline will stay with me forever.