Worst song you've ever heard?

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caillumk

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D4nny- Goodbye. Stumbled across this a while ago... Just listen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
 

RJ 17

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Ummmmm...anything by Dave Matthews? :p

I swear, I never understood what people's fascination with him is. The guy can't carry a tune to save his life! His voice just goes up and down whenever it pleases, half the time it sounds like he's just mumbling, and the lyrics are something I could have written in middle school. I won't deny that the actual MUSIC is enjoyable, but Dave just needs to shut the fuck up and turn his band into a purely instrumental band.
 

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Jack Joe Tip Toe said:
We just talked about the worst movies, so what about the worst songs? The worst song I've heard is this song called "Turn off The Lights" but I don't know the artist unfortunetly.
I believe that's by Nelly Furtado, not that you really wanted to know I'm sure.

OT: I don't know about worst, but one I've hated the most was The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang and no I'm not looking for a video because I don't want to subject myself to it again.
 

Maeta

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Turn off the lights by Future?
Jack Joe Tip Toe said:
We just talked about the worst movies, so what about the worst songs? The worst song I've heard is this song called "Turn off The Lights" but I don't know the artist unfortunetly.
Is that the one by Future, ripped apart by A Dose of Buckley on Youtube?
 

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Evonisia said:
The remix version of Rihanna's "Birthday Cake" featuring Chris Brown.
Wow. I really need to make a thread about this:
How do native english speakers... I mean... What?
How is anyone able to listen to, let alone write this??

Man. I feel sorry for you :p
 

Teoes

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Love the thread title. I accidentally this song..

Gorgeous Baby - The Neo-Kalashnikovs (Starring Helen Flanagan)

..is this bad?

Not linking the video as there's a bit too much bum-crack and lady-bumps for it to be safely SFW. I don't know about worst song I ever, but it is certainly the most recent contender.
 

OldKingClancy

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Just Wanna Play Video Games by Black Out.

It's Rebecca Black before Rebecca Black.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zetdsdccDcg
 

Evonisia

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purf said:
Wow. I really need to make a thread about this:
How do native english speakers... I mean... What?
How is anyone able to listen to, let alone write this??

Man. I feel sorry for you :p
Thankfully I live in the UK so I didn't hear this song (well, the remix version) until months after it charted in America, less time to be left in agony :)

The American public were smart enough to not let it become a smash hit but it did reach 79 or 89 on the 2012 year end chart.
 

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xmbts said:
The best worst song.
Oh, COME ON!
If you're posting this song, you just need to post

Did you know that it's actually possible to understand what he is mumbling after about four hours of listening to this song on repeat?

You should try it out!
 

San Martin

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The first that comes to mind is "Love Shack", which is just repugnant.

Also, "The Laughing Gnome" by David Bowie. Almost everything Bowie did in the following decade was awesome, but this first song he released, novelty though it may be, is terrible.
 

San Martin

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Jack Joe Tip Toe said:
We just talked about the worst movies, so what about the worst songs? The worst song I've heard is this song called "Turn off The Lights" but I don't know the artist unfortunetly.
I know you like Prince as well, so: what do you think is the worst Prince song? Graffiti Bridge maybe, because it sounds like a bad Disney soundtrack?
 

Echopunk

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I present a three way tie.

Misapplied theatrics and auto-tune.

Eyeliner is not sufficient to cover up a complete dearth of songwriting talent.

This may be on purpose, but even so, there is no excuse.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Jack Joe Tip Toe said:
We just talked about the worst movies, so what about the worst songs? The worst song I've heard is this song called "Turn off The Lights" but I don't know the artist unfortunetly.
I'm guessing/hoping you didn't mean this, because it's brilliant.

shrekfan246 said:
I know people that genuinely like that.

Oh, and:
Nothing is worse than Sunny D and Rum.
 

Conner42

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Gabanuka said:

ITS JUST NOISE. THIS. ISNT. MUSIC!
I thought it was leading into an actual song, but then I saw how long it was and realized that the entire "song" was just going to sound like that.

Well...it's nothing like this though.


I'm not calling it a song or even good by any stretch of the imagination, but I kind of find Revolution 9 to be strangely relaxing...

Anyways, worst song...

Oh yeah, there's still things like this going on...


This is probably the worst of the worst of songs like this so far, but I'm just starting to find stuff like this funny now.