Worst song you've ever heard?
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Fuck you Disney and your attempts to exploit 14-year old girls.
Let me remind, there are people out there who consider this music.
Let me remind, there are people out there who consider this music.
it's really hard to pick a specific song, however there is some hard rock/metal out there that just makes my neck do a 720 to kill myself and not listen to it ever again, some of that shit is fucking horrid, the vocalist was beat with an axe, the lyrics are just random ravings and the instruments have absolutely no sync with either the vocalist or the tone of the song.
also, fucking bob dylan's voice, if there was ever a method to torture me in life, it is listening to that man sing, I loathe it with a passion.
also, fucking bob dylan's voice, if there was ever a method to torture me in life, it is listening to that man sing, I loathe it with a passion.
I simply do not understand.Red X said:
Yes, she multi-octaves... but she's allowed to, because she actually can. And she doesn't go up-and-down-and-up-and-down, she goes up as the song builds and down as it pulls back. It's called "structure".
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There, she's depressed.
Or this?
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Here, she's defiantly optimistic.
And this?
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Here, she's regretful.
Etc, etc.
I'm not saying your opinion is invalid - I'm sure you don't like Florence - but I've never gotten a really valid reason why from anybody beyond "she sings within her abilities" or silly exaggeration. That's not a good reason.
Well, "boring" is a hell of a better reason than what I usually get from Florence haters. So you win, I guess!Red X said:You can only get a valid reason for quality, taste is another thing entirely.
And I didn't use schizophrenic to describe her (Hell, Ol Dirty Bastard style is more that) just that how i find the singing (often) is off putting and i also didn't say she was "random" either she's very much in time with the music.
Forgive me for the generalisations (my fault) but your examples, which i've heard before i found boring, the songs as a whole i mean. you presented something sombre, up beat and reflective and all they gave me was dreary, eyerrolling and well, boring. Again the songs as a whole not her individually.
The group as a whole play nothing i can say i like.
For context, what kind of music do you actually like?
Um, if "Niggas in Paris" (Can we say that here? It's the name of the song, if not, sorry.) is one of the worst rap song you've heard, then you are one lucky individual. But that's just me. Also, gonna be that guy here, what gets play on top 40 stations is not all there is to modern rap by a long shot. To clarify, I'm not trying to hate on you, denigrate your opinion, or even say you're wrong, I was just surprised that a fairly inventive, if somewhat offensive, song made it on your list is all.Maeta said:
Moving on, I'd say the worst thing I've ever heard is...well honestly it depends on my mood. I can't remember song names, cuz I don't listen to what I hate, but Taio Cruz may have one of the worst HipHop/R&B/Dance careers ever, though the Black Eyed Peas are bloody awful as well. Also, I'm not the type to hate on Country, but that one song that goes "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy" gets on my nerves, when I hear it I feel like it lacks real honesty, and is just trying to be a "deep and thoughtful" song, when it's radio shite. My two cents. Take 'em or leave 'em.
brokenCYDE, Design the skyline, thebunnythebear. Prettymuch that whole genre whatever its actually called is my shuffle list of worst songs ever.
For more radio oriented fare, 'We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus is prettymuch a checklist of everything wrong with current pop music.
For more radio oriented fare, 'We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus is prettymuch a checklist of everything wrong with current pop music.
Ninja'd.knight steel said:
Seriously, this song is so atrocious it needs to be seen/heard to be believed.
It makes Rebecca Black sound like Mozart.
Wow.Kurt Cristal said:
That was... truly spectacular.
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How does... how does that become an entire genre rather than one guy's solitary assault on his audio software?
EDIT: I went investigating, and I learned some stuff.
1. Speedcore (300-500 BPM), Splittercore (500-900 BPM) and Extratone (900+ BPM) are considered "Noise" subgenres. This means that it's basically Merzbow if he went off his meds and turned up ALL the dials.
2. It seems to have spawned from some guy saying "I wonder how fast this sample will go!"
3. It rarely has any care put into it, it's just hyper-sped samples. From a classically trained viewpoint, it has basically no merit.
4. This exists.
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why why why why why why why
Did we all forget about Nicki Minaj. Her song, Stupid Hoe, is the worst piece of shit to ever grace my ears. All of her songs are the epitome of shit.
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Luckily, nobody will give a shit about her in a couple of years. The bad news is that we will get another person just like her. If you seriously need an explanation as to why her songs suck, well then just chop off your ears. You have lost the right to listen to music.
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Luckily, nobody will give a shit about her in a couple of years. The bad news is that we will get another person just like her. If you seriously need an explanation as to why her songs suck, well then just chop off your ears. You have lost the right to listen to music.
Oh, and by the way, I feel like taking the piss out of my own fandom's music for some reason, so let's dump a few more turds out there:
You judge which is most shite.
You judge which is most shite.