Worst Songs That Were Popular...

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

The Spice Girls

 

[PAGEToap44]

The Spice Girls

Agreed

 

[Vlane]

Lady GaGa and her pokerface...

Oh you mean the Poke Her Face girl?

 

[dwightsteel]

Everything classified as 'pop' pretty much sucks.

I personally like Gnarles Barkley, especially Crazy.

I don't necessarily agree with you on your first statement. I think pop has a place, and some of it is pretty good.

And Gnarls Barkley is the shit.

 

[Dr. Nerfball]

Every song done by Mika, catchy fo rthe first five minutes, then after that the lyrics slowly burn a hole through your sanity.

Especially "sucking to hard on my lollipop, oh loves gonna get you down", although I can't remember if its my or your...

Actually, scratch that, Mulan's sound track. My 6 year old sister watched that last night and sweet jesus do they warble on about jack shit for the entire film. And cross-dressing! Disney films are disturbing...

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

The Fast Food Rockers song

 

[Tich]

Anyone who likes Pop music and techno. The first is just text with a tune under it, the second mostly consist of repitition for the next hour.

 

[xChevelle24]

Anything by Soulja Boy

I hope he dies.

Anything by Fergie.

Her too.

You know what? Every popular rap song, ever.
I remember I was in my friends' car, and his sister had control of the radio. Not only was it so fucking loud my ears rang for the next two hours, and people were staring, the lyrics were all about "mah ballz" or something equally hilarious to twelve year olds.
So yeah, all popular rap music can fuck itself.

Everything by Disney celebs, as well.

Yeah, that reminds me of my old babysitter (keep in mind I am 17 now, and this was atleast 10 years ago)

He had more bass in his car than I could ever fit into my front yard, and he listened to the most annoying rap with NOTHING but bass. I felt like I was going to throw up after backing out of my driveway.

 

[xChevelle24]

Anyone who likes Pop music and techno. The first is just text with a tune under it, the second mostly consist of repitition for the next hour.

Techno I can deal with (sometimes)

 

[I Am Pigeon]

Crazy Frog. If I ever hear that song again someone is getting a shoe through the face.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Pretty much everything by Nickelback.

Edit: And also the billion versions of the song the guy above me named.

This, a thousand times over.

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

Britney Spears, everything she did.

Lord knows why she was popular in the first place.

 

[RandomRican]

Right Now, " Kings of Leon" at first I only heard of them through rock radio critically acclaiming them then when I heard them I was like This is garbage

 

[Acidoctor]

Ugh, i used to get migraine when I heard Toxic by Britney Spears.

 

[xChevelle24]

Britney Spears, everything she did.

Lord knows why she was popular in the first place.

Tits and ass, I suppose.
Which brings me to my next point:
Fuck the entire human race.

He had more bass in his car than I could ever fit into my front yard, and he listened to the most annoying rap with NOTHING but bass. I felt like I was going to throw up after backing out of my driveway.

Seriously. I get listening to somewhat loud music, but there's a point where you can't fucking hear it anymore.
It's the point where your car rattles so hard it falls apart.

Bingo. That's how it was. The bass of the songs would go on for like 3 seconds at a time, rattling the car a point where your brain is like "OMFG STOPPP!!!!" and I couldn't even hear anything else but the bass. It was overly retarded.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Majority of the UK Top 40 for the last few years.

 

[xChevelle24]

Bingo. That's how it was. The bass of the songs would go on for like 3 seconds at a time, rattling the car a point where your brain is like "OMFG STOPPP!!!!" and I couldn't even hear anything else but the bass. It was overly retarded.

"Overly retarded" is an accurate discription of the human condition, I find.

Haha, agreed to the fullest extent!