Worst Super Power Ever?

[Jon Etheridge]

The guy from Captain Planet who had the power "Heart". What a frekin rip off that was. EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER,... heart.

 

[veloper]

Immortality is easily the worst super power ever.

You can suffer forever, but you cannot die.
If you lack any other super powers, the super villains will just bury you in concrete.

 

[Sarahcidal]

the ability to look familiar

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

The ability to burn pancakes.

:C

 

[Lexodus]

The ability to make my fingernails grow or shrink on demand.

Family Guy rocks.

Also: The Abbreviator! The power to make long words short and short words shorter!

 

[Lexodus]

to make other people normal?

I.E Leech? That's a pretty damn useful power.

 

[uncle-ellis]

The ability to turn toast back onto bread

want.

If its remote its better

 

[Perticular Elk]

That boy from X-men 3 with the mutant ability to negate everyone elses super powers

 

[Lexodus]

That boy from X-men 3 with the mutant ability to negate everyone elses super powers

Like I said, Leech. But that would be cool. Only person it wouldn't work against is Superman, because he's already a massive tool. However, every tweenage girl and their dog carries Kryptonite now, so it's all good.

 

[McMarbles]

Being bitten by a radioactive sea cucumber, and gaining the ability to vomit up your own organs.

I can't really see any way that could be useful.

 

[Lexodus]

Being bitten by a radioactive sea cucumber, and gaining the ability to vomit up your own organs.

I can't really see any way that could be useful.

I WANT THAT POWER. It would be great for tricking your boss into giving you sick time

 

[Skeleon]

The power to turn yourself into jell-o.
Basically, you simply die since all your organs are changed to gelatin dessert, including your brain.
But at least you leave a yummy corpse.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

the power to do.....NOTHING!!

 

[Skreeee]

The ability to always make toast land butter side down.

That would just be inconvenient.

 

[Lexodus]

The ability to always make toast land butter side down.

That would just be inconvenient.

That's an absence of superpowers- it happens normally.

 

[Vrex360]

Being able to willingly transform your flesh, bone, muscle and blood into this thing and many other equally hideous shapes:

I mean sure I can see how cool this power would be but it certainly isn't very attractive and you can bet your arse people are going to shun you for it.

 

[Tim Buck II]

The power to read and control minds.

Matt Parkman has this.

The power to control time.

Hiro Nakamura has this.

The ability to make people cross-eyed.

That sounds like fun.

Most superpowers would be shit-tastic without the smaller powers that make them work.

For instance: Super strength. Sounds awesome, right?
You can punch things really hard!
...And break all of the bones in your hand, wrist, and arm.

Laser vision!
...Your eyes aren't immune to the effect.

Flight!
...You hit something (a bug, perhaps,) while flying at 500 mph. You are instantly dead.

Etc.

It's called, "ability immunity." Makes you immune to your ability. It's why pyrokinetics aren't burned.

Explosive diarrhea. Or the ability to remove your thumb.

50 points for reference, as I believe it's slightly obscure. And I want the cameo actor's name, too

Robot Chicken... Sylar.

Turning yourself into a dotted line. And it will be to my eternal shame if anyone gets that.

melting, not your environment but yourself.
Im on a creative dry spell...

Meltman! With the power to...MELT!

"But I'm Dotted Line Girl, how can you see me?"
"Any idiot can see a dotted line!"
...I watched too much Rugrats.

The ability to never lose your balance. EVER.

I've got that ability. Seriously. I've only tripped/otherwise fell once in my life. I think.

 

[caelover]

the ability to live life at exactly one second per second.

 

[Skreeee]

The ability to always make toast land butter side down.

That would just be inconvenient.

That's an absence of superpowers- it happens normally.

Gah, true. Hmm, perhaps if one's powers changed the butter so it sealed the toast to the floor permanently? Now that would be most inconvenient; explaining to people why there's pieces of old toast glued all over the floor.