Worst Super Power Ever?

[Kinguendo]

All of them. At least all the major comic ones.

You would be more likely to damage yourself with super strength. Or damage whatever you where trying to work with. Think of how much force you would be applying with the tiny little points that are your fingertips.

There is no way to be invulnerable without not existing.

Telepathy would be confusing as nobody actually thinks in clear defined words and sentences.

Living forever sounds great but might actually be the worst curse of them all.

Something like what Doctor Manhattan had sounds even better, the man is basically a god. Problem is he is still a man, and even worse then that he no longer has choice. Everything he has done will do and is doing he has already done. He lived his life of eternity in an instant.

Super speed would kill you with out being super tough. Flight would be useless without being able to go super fast, which again would kill you unless you where super tough.

Most would take so much energy out of a person that they would be rendered useless within minutes or seconds.

I guess the only ones that would not completely suck would be an advance healing ability, or telekinesis. I always for get about that one, but it would seem to be the only real major power of the comics world that does not suck.

What about... MAGIC?

 

[Drakulla]

The power to walk on water and shit ice cream, but you can only walk on water after you've eaten the ice cream. Oh, and the ice cream can come in any flavor you want.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Oh and the power to make people, if they aren't looking directly at you, think that you're Jeff Goldblum.

Robber 1: Hand me all the money!
Robber 2: I've got a gun!
Robber 1: Dude, look over there, is that...
Robber 2: Dude I think that's Jeff Goldblu-
(Police enter store)
Police 1: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOL-
Police 2: Wait, dude, is that Jeff Goldblum over there?

 

[duchaked]

exploding pimple bullets

 

[Omikron009]

I'd have to say that vampirism would be pretty unpleasant. I mean, turning into a bat and drinking people's blood is neat, but imagine the downsides. Nobody would ever want to go out with you and the sun melts your skin. That would suck.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

the superpower to rhyme

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Oh and the power to make people, if they aren't looking directly at you, think that you're Jeff Goldblum.

Robber 1: Hand me all the money!
Robber 2: I've got a gun!
Robber 1: Dude, look over there, is that...
Robber 2: Dude I think that's Jeff Goldblu-
(Police enter store)
Police 1: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOL-
Police 2: Wait, dude, is that Jeff Goldblum over there?

who DOESN'T want to be jeff goldblum? that superpower would be awesome

 

[Drakmorg]

the opposite of invisibility, everyone everywhere can see you all the time.

 

[Rigs83]

Being superman would be pretty dissapointing, everyone and their mums have cryptonight. You can imagine some little 3 year oild kid saying to superman "hey superman, wanna see something cool" then chasing him down the street with a handfull of cryptonight as superman runs away crying like a girl

Yeah, but the last laugh's on them. Kryptonite is carcinogenic to humans. Just ask Lex.

Carcinogenic=big word that i don't understand

What if they were wearing rubber gloves.

Also, the power to levitate 2 inches above the ground and not move whilst doing it would be most usefull, yes it would

Carcinogenic means it gives you some form of cancer.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

who DOESN'T want to be jeff goldblum? that superpower would be awesome

No no, you misunderstand. You aren't Jeff Goldblum, its just that people, if not looking directly at you, think that you are him. So pretty much its only use would be to temporarily distract newby robbers.

On the other hand, with the superpower to BE Jeff Goldblum, you could rule the WORLD.

 

[Valiard]

Drakmord I think you mean the power to be the center of attention all the time, which is actually quite useful if you want to distract people...

 

[Rigs83]

Being Invisible Boy
Paraphrase:
"One day in class when no one was looking and I closed my eyes and I became invisible."

 

[Naeo]

Super speed because I could never use it without my organs being flatten against the back of my body. Or failing that smashing into everything due to not-instant reaction times.

 

[Xrysthos]

The power to repair bicycles
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I sense Monty Python.

 

[Khazoth]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter_Eater_Lad


I win the thread.

 

[FrostyV3]

The power to repair bicycles
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Bicycle Repair Man!
Monty Python Fan, Here
~Frosty.

 

[SharPhoe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter_Eater_Lad


I win the thread.

....Why, yes.

Yes, you do.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

The ability to waggle my finger at anybody, and said person will instantly have explosive and extreme diarrhea. You could win so many fights and piss so much people off with that power. Very useful.

 

[Darkrain11]

The power to read your own mind.