Worst Super Power Ever?

[Zaac]

The ability to make one half of your body disappear and never reappear

 

[GrimTuesday]

Aquaman

 

[0p3rati0n]

The power to repair bicycles
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LOL monty python XD

 

[Singularly Datarific]

The power to repair bicycles
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IT'S BICYCLE REPAIRMAN!!!

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

But you can order most animals as long as you have the proper motivation for it e.g a whip

Hmm, a man with whip versus a bear. Not a good idea unless you want the "power" to be mauled by a bear...

 

[LewsTherin]

It's called the Atronach birthsign.

 

[Hoxton]

Glowing -.-

 

[Teh Ty]

Aquaman. Seriously. It's only useful when your near fish. Mow the prototype powers, that's the shit.

 

[Teh Ty]

Glowing -.-

But it would be perfect for raves!

 

[SenseOfTumour]

The power to deflect 10% of bullets.

Twisted from the tale of a character's grandfather in Discworld where he shows the diary that stopped an arrow hitting his grandfather in the heart..

'See there, the arrow went right thru to the back cover before stopping, bloody miracle...'
'That's amazing-'
'Shame about the other seventeen arrows really.'

The ability to speak to animals is certainly more useful than the ability to talk to plants.

'quick, grow and cov- oh he's gone'

 

[FightThePower]

BMX Bandit, anyone? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw]

 

[Kwatsu]

The ability to walk through paint.

But not anything else.

"DAMN YOU KITTY PRYDE!"

 

[NotAPie]

The power to understand big words.

 

[Nightflight51]

Ultra-short-range teleportation. You can move yourself by 3.7 cm every 3.7 seconds.
So useful!

 

[Kinguendo]

Wolverine's claws without his regenerative powers.

Giant pieces of metal piercing your hands every time you are angry or stressed out, and wounds keep getting opened.

WARNING, NERD KNOWLEDGE INCOMING:

Well, without his healing factor he wouldnt have been admitted into the Weapon X program and wouldnt have had his skeleton encased in ademantium... so his claws would remain bone.
God damn, X-Men Origins... now every f**k-tard and their dog knows this! :|

 

[Kinguendo]

The ability to be a crack addict without ever actually taking it.

The ability to stroke people inapproriatly in an elevator.

The ability to always get blamed for anonymous farts.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

The ability to be extraordinarily afraid of pain and death.
The ability to dissect fly ovaries.

 

[Kinguendo]

how bout arm tear off boy!
seriosly he was a real super hero and all he could do is tear off his arm and make it grow back,
that's it

or how bout the dog weilder who weilds dogs to people? also real

I think the worst would be to find the flaw in every idea, every one would hate you for being cynical. that's also the power of a actually comic character

Yeah, but his power is to find flaws in every plan, object and person... he doesnt necessarily have to voice them. But the power of that AND having to voice them... that would be awesome!

Examples(To be imagined in a New Yorker Accent):
"Well, thats a stupid idea."
"The Venus De Milo... Yeah, its got no f**king arms!"
"Your flaw is... you have really big testicles for a woman."