Worst Super Power Ever?

[Signa]

Heart.

 

[G1eet]

The power to vomit out your internal organs and painfully return them into your body.

Like Doctor Zoidberg's superfluous hearts and various bladders?

 

[A random person]

What kind of lame power is heart anyway? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway]

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

The power to repair bicycles
[/vague reference]

wasn't that a Monty Python Sketch?

The power to remember trivial facts of no use to anyone. Having trouble with trivial pursuit? No problem, Trivia man is here.

Well I knew that one, what do you think my "bicycle man" comment was supposed to mean. The joke went that it was a guy who fixed bicycles in a world of mechanically inept super men dressed like Super Man.

 

[pliusmannn]

The power to make your arm fall off so you can use it as a club.

Why do that when you could just use that very same arm too punch people? lol

What if you could make both arms fall off so you could dual wield?

...

Wait. I need time to figure this one out.[/quote] this one has made me laugh for 10minutes

 

[Azraellod]

the ability to turn gold into lead at will

the ability to lose brain cells at will

the power to turn body parts onto cesium at will

 

[Blanks]

a superhuman thirst for knowledge (from Friends)

 

[DarkRyter]

Immortality.

It sucks.

 

[Sethzard]

The power to repair bicycles
[/vague reference]

Monty python, bicycle repair man

 

[BaronAsh]

Super Breath:

Bat Man: So what do you do?
Blow Man: I blow exceptionally well.
Bat Man: *Face Palm*
Blow Man: I also suck like you wouldn't believe
Rain-Bow Man: OOOHHH sounds like fun

Excuse me I'm finished now.

 

[Whoolpurse]

The power to.. dry your ass after taking a dumb with your feet.

 

[AMCization]

The ability to hold my breath underwater for ten minutes

(Anyone who gets this, deserves something special...Possibly a biscuit)

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

The power to make your arm fall off so you can use it as a club.

Why do that when you could just use that very same arm too punch people? lol

So you can do this:

 

[noolli]

the ability to do everything in slow motion... in real time

 

[UltimatheChosen]

whatever power aquaman has.

Super strength, telepathy, super speed, enhanced durability, and the ability to breathe underwater is the worst power ever?

 

[CNKFan]

Talking to fish Aquaman sux!!!

 

[master m99]

The power to vomit out your internal organs and painfully return them into your body.

this but without the ability to return them to your body useless one time use power =(

 

[soaringbiscuit]

The power to repair bicycles
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wasn't that a Monty Python Sketch?

The power to remember trivial facts of no use to anyone. Having trouble with trivial pursuit? No problem, Trivia man is here.

There's a kid at my school who does that. I fear him.

I think the worst power would be the power of John Madden. Being able to channel quality sports commentary and talk into a headset nine inches away from your mouth successfully shows John Madden is the lamest superhero ever. Yes, he is a superhero.

 

[Azazcyh]

Spoiler

The power to make your arm fall off so you can use it as a club.

Why do that when you could just use that very same arm too punch people? lol

So you can do this:

good ol' futurama

The ability to be invisible only when no one is looking.