Worst Super Power Ever?

[Fraeir]

The ability to make my fingernails grow or shrink on demand.

I think some girls would kill for that superpower... I know one who would, anyway XD

 

[master m99]

Turning yourself into a dotted line. And it will be to my eternal shame if anyone gets that.

melting, not your environment but yourself.
Im on a creative dryspell...

Meltman! With the power to...MELT!

dotted line..rings a bell... a childhood bell...thats gonna bug me wheres that from???

 

[LawrenceFriday]

At my most badass, I make people feel like they want to take a shower. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YQuyV1iNmM&feature=PlayList&p=BBA2AB825227A947&index=6]

 

[spuddyt]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlessedWithSuck
Read
And then get sidetracked and trapped into an endless cycle of reading more and more tabs about random crap.

 

[master m99]

The abbility to grow an inch taller or shorter once, that would be so stupid

erm...all of you or *clears throat* certain parts? (sorry for all the quotes guys ill behave now

 

[NeedAUserName]

Wolverine Claws, without healing they suck. Someone may have posted a video of it somewhere. I don't know how to find it, but its funny.

 

[Lopunny]

Hmm...is it wierd I entered this topic and expected it to be debating global super-powers as in countries? ^^'

 

[soaringbiscuit]

The ability to make my fingernails grow or shrink on demand.

I think some girls would kill for that superpower... I know one who would, anyway XD

Oh yeah, there's several. Imagine the consequences of pissing one off. Permanent scars.

 

[boomo_lao]

The ability to weld dogs to people

 

[teutonicman]

Aquaman's power to communicate with fish, or seamen if you prefer south park.

 

[GyroCaptain]

Behold, the power of PEE.

 

[joystickjunki3]

The power to know whether you truly exist or not.

... ummm, actually, that's kinda a cool power but it could render your "existence" useless and you might kill yourself as a result.

 

[Summerstorm]

Some people mentioned wolverine's claws without the healing...

here:

http://www.cracked.com/video_17328_why-having-wolverines-claws-would-suck.html

the last minute of that sketch is stupid... but the middle part is awesome *g*

 

[Aznleeman]

Menstruation.

Worst power EVER.

 

[Woem]

Science Boy with his super-human thirst for knowledge.

I think that must have been one of the few times Friends actually made me laugh.

 

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[ElTigreSantiago]

The ability to shrink your penis.

 

[leugim789]

The power to repair bicycles
[/vague reference]

Yay Monty Python's Flying circus! i want a cookie...