Worst Super Power Ever?
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gillrobin said:
I believe that invisiblity would be pretty bad since all somebody would need is thermal sensors and a gun to kill you.... also when you say "talk to animals" do you mean just to chat with them like a normal person or control them because with the ability to control them... you could do some serious damage.
"I'm being mugged. Random grizzly bear, could you, ya know, maul this guy?"confernal said:
"me rather lick self."
Just talking to them would be pretty useless. Also, I can't really see what the more useful animals would be doing in an urban environment. I mean, most people hate pigeons, but they don't exactly strike fear into the hearts of criminals or anything. The little yappy dogs that old ladies keep in their apartments aren't exactly a threat. And, away from the ocean, you're only going to get minnows and trouts. You can't get sharks, squids, and crazy poison jellyfish things from a local pond.
I would say the power to hear everything you read in the calm and soothing voice of Morgan Freeman. But at least that could...will make you the most relaxed person on the planet.
Do you guys know the story of king Midas? Everything he touched turns into gold? But his food also turned to gold, before he could eat it? That part sucked.
Do you guys know the story of king Midas? Everything he touched turns into gold? But his food also turned to gold, before he could eat it? That part sucked.
Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't that something?Rochnan said:
Better: super herpes.ToChaos said:
I have and always will stand behind the idea that intangibility alone is the worst power possible to have in the real world. The first time you turn intangible, one of two things will happen:
1) You are affected by gravity and pulled into the nearest gravity well.
2) You are not affected by gravity and the planet, solar system, and universe rotate out from underneath you.
In order for intangibility to actually work, you must have an additional ability that anchors you to the near by magnetic field, or some such.
Without this ability, then turning intangible is the most useless power, even less so than something like insta-suicide, since that at least will leave a trace behind, and make for an interesting story.
1) You are affected by gravity and pulled into the nearest gravity well.
2) You are not affected by gravity and the planet, solar system, and universe rotate out from underneath you.
In order for intangibility to actually work, you must have an additional ability that anchors you to the near by magnetic field, or some such.
Without this ability, then turning intangible is the most useless power, even less so than something like insta-suicide, since that at least will leave a trace behind, and make for an interesting story.
The ability to turn small appliances on and off with your mind. Yeah, I suppose it would be nice to have when your making breakfast, but other than that... Eh.
Ooo, or better yet how about this one: the ability to become fat at will. Sounds like it could have potential, right? But there's a catch: you can't just become skinny again. To lose weight, you'd have to work it off. That would suck.
Another one: the ability to talk to chipmunks and platypi. The Chipmunks would never have anything interesting to say. They'd just talk about nuts all day long, which just makes you feel uncomfortable. And the platypus would just complain all day about how it looks like a platypus. No fun there.
Ooo, or better yet how about this one: the ability to become fat at will. Sounds like it could have potential, right? But there's a catch: you can't just become skinny again. To lose weight, you'd have to work it off. That would suck.
Another one: the ability to talk to chipmunks and platypi. The Chipmunks would never have anything interesting to say. They'd just talk about nuts all day long, which just makes you feel uncomfortable. And the platypus would just complain all day about how it looks like a platypus. No fun there.
Power of the Hulk. Turn into a monster every time your heart rate goes up. Gee, that'll be good for your sex life.
"But I'm Dotted Line Girl, how can you see me?"NeutralDrow said:
"Any idiot can see a dotted line!"
...I watched too much Rugrats.
The ability to never lose your balance. EVER.