Worst Superhero Name

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Most superhero names just seem very...uh uncreative. (well i suppose most are suppose to be obvious)
Spider+man=spiderman
Bat+man=batman
iron+man=ironman....a little more creative

 

[Quaxar]

The Archemedist
His main power is a slightly higher average running speed while running naked through crowded streets. And detecting fake gold crowns, he's really good at that. Incidentally, his second identity is a goldsmith.

The Flash, his powers suck too, to stop him just stop time and cut his legs off.

How dare you critisize the Crimson Comet!
Isn't that way of getting rid of him like saying "Superman is easy to defeat, just stop time and fill him up with Kryptonite"?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Awww, c'mon, I'm surprised no one has shown this one yet...

Spoiler

Yeah. Can it possibly be worse/more dodgy?
Also, if I need to make one up... The Carbonaceous man. He's hard.
No, not in the dodgy way.

 

[Something Amyss]

Secret Identity Man.

 

[etherlance]

Cyclops

I mean does anyone actually like that guy......he has the most boring power of all the X-men and always gets his arse kicked, yet he is somehow the leader of the team?


Captain Orgasmo
sweet hero but the name could be better somehow.

 

[Eldarion]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

 

[Orwellian37]

Captain Tromboner

 

[Mana Fiend]

The Flash sounds like his power should involve high-speed nudity.

EDIT: And of course the worst I can think of is the Muffler. I'm usually so good at smut too...

 

[chstens]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

Ah, the first Rooster Teeth Live Action shorts, WHo wants his missions to become progressively easier while becoming more and more lucrative.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Superman....Theres NO imagination to it. "So, whats your super hero name going to be?" "Hmm...I'm a SUPER hero and a MAN...How about Heroguy? Nah...Superman!!"

EDIT: It could only be worse if his name was "I-fly-around-and-kick-bad-guy-ass-in-tights-and-a-cape Guy"

 

[mogamer]

The Fluffer.

Wouldn't be bad to me if it was a female charactor!

 

[NorthernTrooper]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

Fellow RoosterTeeth fan, I salute you!

 

[0z0wen]

Captin Dynamic. Cookie for who ever gets the refrence.

Ah, the first Rooster Teeth Live Action shorts, WHo wants his missions to become progressively easier while becoming more and more lucrative.

Here is your free e-cookie handle with care ;D

 

[CaptainKoala]

Lawyerman. At day, he wears a suit and is just a regular lawyer. But when there is a cry for help he rips off his suit only to reveal another suit and springs into action.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Captain Obvious, you see him coming from a mile off.

Mr. Apathy, he doesn't care about you anyway.

The Activist, devoted to so many causes he contradicts himself thoroughly and is defeated
before setting foot outside his lair.

Bag-Boy, able to leap shopping carts in a single bound, if his manager isn't watching....

Ineffective Man... nuff said.

 

[Lawyer105]

She-man.




Let's not take that one any further...

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

I once came across a book who starred a "super hero" named Moisture Man.

 

[blackwlf]

Cyclops

I mean does anyone actually like that guy......he has the most boring power of all the X-men and always gets his arse kicked, yet he is somehow the leader of the team?

He's got portals to another dimension in his eyes, how is that not awesome?

Also, is anyone else reading this thread having flashbacks to Whose Line?

 

[pauloalbatross]

Sticky Tape Boy - he helps people who have problems with sellotape (lost ends, it sticking together, etc.)