Worst Superhero Name

[Fenix_Santiago]

The Cheese on Toast Man.

His weapons were balls of cheese and his toast of justice!

 

[Spineyguy]

Captain Gonad, completely bipotential.

Internet boy and his incredible meme-machine

Apathy man, He'll save you, but not because he has any particular desire to.

 

[John47]

stinky homeless guy i see everyday staring through the window in the supermarket man his arch rivals include security-man,some guys being assholes filming him with a camera then putting the video on youtube man and the worst of all another drunk homeless guy who was his friend until he drank 20 bottles of vodka then went to say hi to him and then he got punched in the face for no reason man

EDIT: oh oh i came up with another one his name is mr.super his arch rivals are mr.death guy , kill man , very insanely evil man , mr.mad scientist , and worst of all braking crap for fun man

 

[Eternalsun]

The Guy With Super Powers.

 

[Shimmyshake]

Antimatter man, he didn't make it very far in this universe.

 

[Teh Ty]

Sea-Man!
The sea super hero!

 

[Spineyguy]

The Flash, his powers suck too, to stop him just stop time and cut his legs off.

Such a simple solution, it's a wonder none of his enemies managed it.

Until recently, I just thought his power was turning up and making everyone go "FLASH! AH-AH!"

 

[Mr. Omega]

Let's see... I have a lot of POWER and I'm a MAN. *Lightbulb of inspiration* I am... POWERMAN! (Yes I know there was a Powerman.)

I am a vigilante, so I will call myself... VIGILANTE! (Also a real name)

And my favorite stupid name; I use my powers to LOOT from banks. I am THE LOOTER! (I'm not kidding, people.)

Still, some names must lead to some strange conversations:
Grunt: Boss, Green Arrow showed up, and he's shooting arrows at us!
Boss: Well, duuuuuuh! What did you think a guy named Green Arrow would shoot?

Criminal: I'm in a web! Spiderman put me here!
Cop: A guy gets caught in a web? Gee, who else could have put you there, The freakin' Hulk?

Human Torch: I'm the Human Torch! FLAME ON! *Catches fire*
Minion 1: Oh my god! He burst into flames!
Minion 2: His name is the HUMAN TORCH! What the hell did you THINK he was gonna do?

 

[Nick-O]

Girlyman

 

[nuba km]

calender man

That's a villain in Batman, already.

OT:

Manman.

He's a man. But also...a man!

ya that's where I got him from (holiday themed crimes really?)

 

[Fenix_Santiago]

Burnt face man?

 

[Murfadur1000]

I think everybody is missing the boat.
Its WORST superhero NAMES.
Not SUPERHEROS in general.
SO OBVIOUSLY, The WORST possible superhero name would be:
"Dr. Gooblofdsnjudscdsbavchjdsvabvbnixbhsubfgvcyudbvudb-111113-hcnuidsnvybnbcsinac III"
Hell, maybe even...
"IM A SUPERHERO-MAN"
or possibly even...
"HEY GUYS MY SECRET IDENTITY IS JOHNATHAN R. BELLOWS. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, HUH? LAD"

Here are a couple stupid-hero ideas anyways.

Blind-Boy: With the amazing power to be super duper blind.
Captain Limbless: Watch him save the day...without doing a god damn thing.
Supuh Sexii Woman: With the uncanny ability to be really, REALLY sexy......or not!
CAPTAIN GUY MAN: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mrspinich/captain-guy-man
The Doer: HE DOES!
The "Oops! Oh well!" Lion: Oops! Oh well!
Bloaty: Foaming at the mouth at the speed of mouth foamation.

Hmm...but the worst NAME for a superhero is the goal.

 

[Murfadur1000]

LOL
nemesis is Bastard Man?
XD

 

[Murfadur1000]

LOL
nemesis is Bastard Man?
XD

 

[Terminate421]

Captain Hero
Captain Planet

 

[sageoftruth]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

Watch Yojimbo.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Man Human. Nuff said

 

[sageoftruth]

Fetish Man. All quirky supervillains tremble with fear. Those who mess with Fetish Man condemn themselves to years in prison, followed by a lifetime in embarassing fanfiction.

Fetish man's catchphrase: "Rule 34 is coming to take you down!"