Worst Superhero Name

[BlackAura]

Lion Man: He sleeps 20 hours a day, scarfs down food that he didn't move his fat ass to catch, and just stares at tourists the rest of the time.

Princess Happy Funbags.

 

[BlackAura]

THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!!always arriving 30 minutes late.

Or reading this forum when there's homework to be done...

 

[Antitonic]

Buttsex man or Valtrex Man (cookie for references)

"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all those foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food.
And taking our welfare, and best jobs to boot; like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I'd be Immigration Dude."

Stephen Lynch is awesome.

 

[Android2137]

THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!!

Aww you beat me! I was going to say "something normal like Bob", but then I realized that it'd be a pretty effective name, especially if it was a stealthy superhero. And then you took the next name I came up with.

Lawyerman. At day, he wears a suit and is just a regular lawyer. But when there is a cry for help he rips off his suit only to reveal another suit and springs into action.

For some reason, this comes to mind.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

Buttsex man or Valtrex Man (cookie for references)

"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all those foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food.
And taking our welfare, and best jobs to boot; like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I'd be Immigration Dude."

Stephen Lynch is awesome.

Hell yeah...
As they burn alive I would squeal with joy! 'cause I would be drug free boy

 

[AngelBlackChaos]

Captain Blanket. So intimidating.

 

[Uber Evil]

The Slender Man.

NINJA'D! And now he will haunt my dreams.

 

[Helimocopter]

Captain broken firing pin

 

[Drexlor]

NFL Superpro, that is a terrible name. No one would ever use that name for a....... oh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Superpro

 

[shadowstriker86]

Ultra Molester sponsered by the catholic church

 

[Fursnake]

Captain Stinkfist...

 

[Fursnake]

The Incredible Pedi-Pope!

 

[Fursnake]

Ultra Molester sponsered by the catholic church

The Incredible Pedi-Pope

sorry, forgot to quote to give props for inspiration...

 

[Benmonkey7]

The Escapist! He always runs away!

 

[Shawshanker]

Steve.

 

[Saargston]

Captain Condensation has to be the moist underwhelming name there is.

 

[Slenn]

Mr. Action

 

[chainer1216]

real: strong guy

made up: appendix-lad, with the power to be as useless as the organ he's named after!

 

[smurf_you]

Captain Bloodloss

THIS lol

also... Paranoid Ma- *looks around and runs*

 

[Blue Musician]

The Tickler.