Worst Superhero Name

[sageoftruth]

Gun man. He fights with a gun. Is arch rival is the Melee'er.

How exactly would a melee fighter be the arch rival of a gun fighter? Does he have ninja teleportation powers?

They were friends since Kindergarten but, when they were fighting over a dude (Their gay) they broke up. Melee man didn't want to use guns like Gun man. So he uses throwing knifes and has SWORN VENGEANCE FOR GUN MAN STEALING A GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM 2MINS LATER FOR MELEE MAN!!

Tell the rest of the story, this is getting good.

Well okay.

So mad from the break up Gun man went and scoped out where Melee man and the "man" were kissing.. Well Gun man Sniped the "man". Killing him. Then with Melee mans tight shorts and pink spiked hair and rage he pulled out a throwing knife and Threw it right into the barrel of the sniper. Then Gun man took out his pistol's and fired at Meele man but melee man took out his Katana's and deflected the bullets. Then gun man hit Melee man in the face with his Ak-57.. Looking down he said Fuck you and left assuming he was dead. Yet Lesbo wonder found him and healed him in her lesbian condo. Now he seeks vengeance for his lost lover and the scar that is on his face. TO BE CONTINUED.

Just a question... how can he be Melee if he throws knives? Aren't throwing knives ranged?

I suppose he could use the knives to disarm Gun man before charging in for the kill/maim.

 

[drbarno]

The Flash sounds like his power should involve high-speed nudity.

EDIT: And of course the worst I can think of is the Muffler. I'm usually so good at smut too...

No, I think you are confusing him with the Flasher.


OT I think this guy is it.


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[esperandote]

Worst super hero group name

"What do you say Sheldon are we your X-men?"
"No, the X in X-Men stants for the X in Charles Xavier, since my name is Sheldon Cooper you will be my C-Men"

 

[Verlander]

Batman. Wanna be a bat, a blind rodent who only flies at night to eat bugs? Oh wait you can't fly? Wait, does that make you the only member of the Justice League without powers? Oh you're rich. At least you could do something with that money, like make a suit of superpowered flying armour and bone hot women. No? Rather be emo and whine over dead parents? At least there was an awesome film about you... no wait, there was an average film cashing in on an actors death, an actor who wasn't even playing you. Fuck off and die Batman, fuck off and die

 

[Eatbrainz]

The Limp Cock.

 

[Blame]

The Evil Emporer Fabulous.

So far my favourite has to be this one, you made me spill my drink, Sir.

Captain Bloodloss

 

[Hazz_11]

Burnt Face Man =D

 

[Antitonic]

Spoiler: Sorry if anyone finds this one offensive...

Fellatio Girl - There'd be chaos in the streets!
"Stop there, criminals! Or else I'll..."

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Person man, person man.
Got hit on the head with a fryin pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can.
Person man, person man.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Sharkman from the planet Zog

I take that back it's probably

Wall man. He stands in the same place his whole life and waits for the unjust.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

Buttsex man or Valtrex Man (cookie for references)

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Captain Underpants

 

[Azurith The Great]

The Slender Man.

Not cool, man...

 

[Giest4life]

Seaman, anyone?

 

[Nelak]

there was an actual comic about a guy named Dishman... who was "able to teleport dirty crockery and cutlery to their proper storage cupboards with a wave of his hands, cleaning them en route". Naturally, it wasn't intended to be taken seriously.

Or there was "Reid Fleming: Worlds Toughest Milkman", but technically not a super hero. Just a milkman with a very bad attitude.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

calender man

That's a villain in Batman, already.

OT:

Manman.

He's a man. But also...a man!

There actually was a superhero like that on an episode of The Ripping Friends [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ripping_Friends]

 

[Free Thinker]

Just watch or listen to Stephen Lynch's Superhero song and that will answer this thread.

 

[HotPocket]

The Green Brownie

That was a super hero name that I thought of for a friend while doing improv.

 

[Stealthygamer]

@0z0wen a series of 3 Rooster Teeth shorts used to promote City of Heroes/Villans Architect Edition
OT: The Noob Tube