Uh... well my dad's generally been pretty decent. He's honest, hard-working and intelligent, and basically taught me how to think logically... but I haven't quite forgiven him for throwing out my old comics...
That said though, I don't have any real complaints about my parents.
Oh, and my mum gave me a name that, while being a boys name in Poland, is spelt like a girls name here in Scotland, so I guess that would sort of compete... not that its ever bothered me for 5 seconds, I was named after my grandfather and anyone who tries to use it as an insult will generally get the response "I'm overweight, have relatively few friends, dress scruffily and (list any other problems in my life here), and THAT was the best you could come up with?"
That said though, I don't have any real complaints about my parents.
Oh, and my mum gave me a name that, while being a boys name in Poland, is spelt like a girls name here in Scotland, so I guess that would sort of compete... not that its ever bothered me for 5 seconds, I was named after my grandfather and anyone who tries to use it as an insult will generally get the response "I'm overweight, have relatively few friends, dress scruffily and (list any other problems in my life here), and THAT was the best you could come up with?"