Worst thing that could happen to your favorite franchise

[T3h Merc]

For Fallout, the nukes never really fell. For Elder Scrolls, Samuel L. Jackson does every voice.

 

[Wellby]

Frank Castle gets killed by Wolverine's insane bisexual son (not like that premise is offensive to begin with) and is brought back as a frankenstein monster for the sake of a shitty pun... Frankencastle- OH WAIT! ... god i hate whats happening to Marvel right now. Also... Ares got offed by Captain Marty Stew.................. ....... ..... ..... i wish they'd set Allan Moore loose on them so he could maul an maim every writer responsible for this unacceptable crap.

 

[shotgunbob]

If Call of Duty made the SAS team become a 3 man killing machine.

Oh wait............

I really really dont want to have more 2 man missions involving the SAS taking out entire bases in MW3

I hated the final mission in MW2 mostly because Price shot down a chopper in 1 shot

 

[McGee]

If Thief 4 is set in the modern day....my God I don't know what I would do. I guess curl up in the fetal position and cry. Actually, what would be worse is if it were in the modern day AND Activision published it.

 

[Nate Corran]

It gets made into a movie made by Michael Bay

 

[Ithikial]

When the IP owners want to release so many products and milk it for all it's worth they sort of forget / retcon thier own canon. ie Halo. Looking forward as to how they try to explain how there are Spartan III's in Halo: Reach which are officers but the Spartan II's all follow the Master Chief which is technically an NCO.

Also another one spring to mind -> Brutes in ODST before Truth's fleet arrives? What the?

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Make it into a MMORPG.

oh snap they already did that. Fuck you Bioware! where is my actual Kotor 3 on an Xbox!?!

I feel your pain...

OT:

Well, I think that District 9 and Avatar are going to have sequels made out of them, and I think that will ruin both movies' stories.

 

[icyfresh]

well i'm glad that....
wait, wheres sly cooper? where'd he go?
and where is that okami dog(god lol)
oh fk.. they were discontinued... i guess that answers ur question

 

[RJ Dalton]

Thanks to George Lucas, the worst thing that could possibly happen to my favorite franchise already has.

I agree. Indiana Jones was raped in front of my eyes and I just sat their and watched...

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!??? Why bring aliens into a series entirely about religious artifacts? Why not use some other random holy relic like the shroud of Turin or something else? Why did you have to do it Lucas? I trusted you!!!!!!!

Your first mistake was one of basic pattern recognition. After seeing what he had done to the Star Wars prequels, you should have seen that one coming. And really, a crystal skull? Those things were long ago proven to be fake.

 

[Sabotage55]

If Silent Hill were to be taken from the original developers and given to a group of talent-less hacks!......wait a second........

If Silent Hill were no longer scary.
If Splinter Cell started to change the way it does stealth.
If EA's NHL started to use the analog sticks instead of the better and more conventional buttons...

Aww... shit... its already happened.

Oh and then if they put Silent Hill on the Wii and took away your weapons and used a weird psychology system and made you flail around to get the only one type of monster in the game off of you and then screwed up the ending.

Shattered Memories? What's that?

 

[SturmDolch]

If they made a console-only Battlefield game.

Oh... wait...

Er... If they released a Battlefield game that's basically a mod of the previous one, just set in the fut- wait, they did that, too.

If they released a Battlefield game with cartoon characte- AGH!

Atleast they fixed it with Bad Company 2.

 

[iamthehorde]

American adaptations of ANY Japanese media.

Godzilla... sucked.
The Ring... sucked.
The Grudge... sucked.
Dragonball Evolution... OH GOD NO!!!!

but the departed didn´t suck. it´s still inferior to infernal affairs imo.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

It would suck if some idiot director in Hollywood picked up the greatest work of fiction to ever be written and decided to make it into some ridiculously high budget trilogy of films, hired of bunch of crappy actors, wrote really weak dialogue that tried to sound like the original book but ended up just sounding stupid, completely betrayed the characters and everything they stood for, cut many important scenes in exchange for invented scenes filled with shallow mindless action and sappy love dialogue, and despite this stupid people still actually thought they were amazing movies and they won a bunch of Oscars.

Oh wait... that already happened in 2001, 2002, and 2003...

 

[bowserboy26578]

Well I'd be crushed if God of war 3 ended up being bad. It also just won't be the same when they make more God of Wars without Kratos.

 

[FoolKiller]

Oh and then if they put Silent Hill on the Wii and took away your weapons and used a weird psychology system and made you flail around to get the only one type of monster in the game off of you and then screwed up the ending.

Shattered Memories? What's that?

Welcome to the real world Capcom and Konami. Here is a hint for you. It doesn't matter how scary the material may be, no one can seriously get scared on a console called the Wii.

 

[FoolKiller]

Thanks to George Lucas, the worst thing that could possibly happen to my favorite franchise already has.

I agree. Indiana Jones was raped in front of my eyes and I just sat their and watched...

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!??? Why bring aliens into a series entirely about religious artifacts? Why not use some other random holy relic like the shroud of Turin or something else? Why did you have to do it Lucas? I trusted you!!!!!!!

Your first mistake was one of basic pattern recognition. After seeing what he had done to the Star Wars prequels, you should have seen that one coming. And really, a crystal skull? Those things were long ago proven to be fake.

Wait... I think I saw this movie before. It was an episode of Stargate SG-1.

 

[Raiha]

oh god watchmen 2? the story is complete, there is nothing left to tell. i know that someone somewhere is furiously writing a prequel about the minutemen, but that story should never see the light of day. they made the movie and didn't fuck it up, be happy with that and leave the franchise alone.

OT: MGS without snake or big boss. unless rising proves me wrong (which i have a feeling it won't) let the franchise die. it has given all it can and really gave more then it should have had to. please konomi, leave it alone.

 

[yoshimickster]

DragonBall GT. Nuff said.

 

[smudgey]

If Call of Duty made the SAS team become a 3 man killing machine.

Oh wait............

I really really dont want to have more 2 man missions involving the SAS taking out entire bases in MW3

I hated the final mission in MW2 mostly because Price shot down a chopper in 1 shot

Couldn't agree more, the great thing about COD used to be fighting as part of a team. Now, you're a one man/two man unstoppable superbeing. Just like every other shooter. Sigh.

OT, Metroid losing the atmosphere and feeling of isolation, and turning into a generic action game....
You better not fuck this up, Team Ninja. Or i'll..... write really angry comments on the interwebz! In all caps!