Worst thing that ever happed in your school

[Randomologist]

Interesting to hear that it wasn't just my school that was nuttier than squirrel shit.
1) Temporary teacher jokingly said for a female student to strip off when she didn't do her homework, promptly fired;
2) Special needs kid got his hands on his granddads old army pistol, looses off a few rounds before his mother comes in and persuaded him not to do that.
3)Guy in my chemistry class teases someone he thought was a nerd, gets his arse kicked. Turns out the nerd was (very) well-practised in Judo.
4)Large "Stick Wars"- chavs go into the woods, pick up large sticks and beat shit out of one another. Largely overlooked until they started coming back into school grounds looking for other people to pick on.
Extensive black market for drugs and fireworks, other occasional fights. Someone once left a turd behind a radiator, and a common prank was to hang toilet roll outside the window.

EDIT: Forgot, someone turns up to the adjacent leisure centre (Their equipment is shared with the school) and leaves a package on the reception desk. Ten mins later, big bomb scare, police cordon off the area. What was it? A six-pack of tennis balls, like you find in sports stores.

 

[Pegghead]

Well let me see now.

At my first primary school people were breaking in and stealing things all the time. Sometimes at night but on a few occasions during class.

There was a break in at my second primary school (To clear things up I left my first primary school at the end of year 3 due to most of the boys at the school leaving to go to another school).

At my high school I remember they once called an assembly because a bunch of seniors had been caught with drugs.

Also last year (2009, wierd right?) a senior was hit by a train, I've felt bad ever since because I had absolutely no idea who he was.

And in my first year a bunch of lads started up this rap battle on the playground, ten seconds in and the teachers broke it up immediately.

 

[brainfreeze215]

Last year of high school was weird, man. First of all, it was a very strict catholic school so one of my favorite teachers got fired for getting remarried after a divorce. Another teacher had been asked to leave when she came out as a lesbian and married her long-time partner.

Second, one of the guidance counselors was fired because she slept with the football coach (who was married to the french teacher) and got pregnant out of wedlock with his child.

And third, a student in my class was diagnosed with this incredibly rare degenerative form of epilepsy, they told him he wouldn't live past 22, and every day his mental state became less and less functional. Another student in my class died of a heart attack, completely out of the blue, he was otherwise perfectly healthy and in good shape.

It was a rough year.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

My science teacher accidentally blew most of her fingers off when she lit what she thought was a candle.

I still don't know most of the details, but it's really sad because she wasn't married yet, wasn't that old, and the year was alot better after she left.

 

[Captain Pancake]

A couple of incidents of pupils (now ex-pupils) assaulting teachers. One guy supposedly ko-d his biology teacher in a single hit.

Some sort of drug was found at our school. I don't remeber which drug, I think it was Marijuana but I can't be sure.

How that didn't make TV I'll never know, cos it was confirmed by the staff that yes there aas drugs.

There'll always be some measure of weed in the possession of a selection of pupils at any given school, that's just the modern-day youth culture.

 

[ShadowWolf93]

I guess it kinda counts as my school, even though I left for a new one a week before this happened, but one of my old friends died. He was climbing one of the conker trees at the corner of the school and fell out and impaled himself on the metal fence that surrounded the old section of the school. That sucked :S

 

[Energylegzz]

Well in third grade a friend of mine got hit by a car in 4th grade a kid was caught jackin it in the bathroom and in fith grade me and my friend were literally thrown out of our desks by our teacher when we talked during a presentation...I hit my head on the radiator too. And in 6th grade another kid got hit by a car in front of the school 7th grade a boy was caught fingering a girl in the middle of class he got expelled the girl didnt though. 8th grade 2 girls were pregnant and they both had the same baby daddy....Jerry springer would love that shit... and now 9th grade my woodshop teacher got pushed into bansaw blade lost half of his index finger another girl got pregnant 3 kids got caught smoking weed in the bathroom 2 kids got caught having sex in the bathroom and a kid fell down some stairs and broke both of his arms im not sure how though...

 

[KaiRai]

Some girl fucked 20 guys in 1 night and came into school limping. She was swiftly bullied out. Another girl gave her first boyfriend a BJ and got an STD, she just left, and in my year 8 class we had a 10 year old with a lazy eye called Stazhek sit in because he was too smart for his old school. Crazy crazy times.

 

[Pocotron]

Let's see... This was a while ago, but a literally crazy, erm, junior, was taking a smoke and asked another kid for a light. The kid says he does not have a light, so he needs surgery to look half-normal after what the crazy kid did to him. (That was when my dad worked there)

More recently, a teacher was "excused" after being pulled over with a friend for drugs. Turns out he was innocent but, obviously, didn't come back.

And a girl now has a hole where her cheek should be. And a girl was killed by her lover. They found the body in a couch, but not the head. According to the killer it would not fit...

 

[Hellenion]

One of our RE teachers got really deppressed after a divorce and started grooming one of her pupils. She gave him a tattoo with her initials. She got sent down.

Two of our pupils planned to blow up the school on the Anniversary of Columbine. They got causght with bomb making kits, demonstration videos and diary entries but were speedily aquitted.

 

[Jark212]

Lock-down at my old school due to Gang-Related race war... Seriously the Cops showed up heavily armed...

Redondo Union High School... (High ranking Gang members send there kids there)

This other time this gang member went to pick up his brother from our school after robbing a store, Cops (There police station is literally right across the street...)

 

[Sethzard]

At my old school a teacher was taken away for pedophilia, and recently 6 students got expelled from school for doing drugs in the park during school time.

 

[akwardwhistle]

In my school, we have the occasional bomb threats, fighting, drug bust/selling/using, and pulling of the fire alarm. But nothing major. Oh the principal's daughter got into a fight with another girl. That was pretty amazing.

 

[Uber Evil]

Wow, my school is pretty tame compared to these schools. Also, this thread makes me depressed.

 

[SD-Fiend]

people get beat up at my school all the time the best thing that happened though was that there were bats in the building during lunch and they flew all over the place

 

[Ekonk]

They blew something up in science class. There was smoke everywhere - and when I say everywhere, I mean that there was not a chamber in the school smoke-free.

 

[Shamgarr]

3 kids were charged with sexual harrasment and sexual abuse charges when they shoved a traffic cone up a kid's butt and caused bleeding/ psychological damage. That, and when a bunch of seniors get 7 pigs and painted big numbers on each one: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 and they wouldn't reopen the school because they were looking for the number 7 pig, which wasn't there.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Someone pinned this kid down, stole his sandwhich, rubbed it in dirt, and feed it to him.