Worst thing that ever happed in your school

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Some kid OD'd at a party outside of school, and then a fire got set in a bathroom.

These two events were spaced out across the first semester. Oh, and there are a shitload of fights.

 

[TAGM]

One of my teachers recently told me that Our school was built on top of an abbandoned coal mine, and the hall actualy colapsed in on itself at one point.
No one was hurt, if you're wondering.
Oh yeah, And the librerian's son recently got Swine Flu. Recovering, but still, kind of crap.

(OK, so it sucks. I'm british. Your assholes are better at being assholes then our assholes!)

 

[Doctor Robert]

My school had two weeks of fake bom threats (yes they spelled in like that), mostly from notes in the bathroom and text messages. Now, they just say that every bomb threat is fake.
The worst though, was my favorite teacher kicking me out of class for smiling.

 

[Mcupobob]

When this Kid who was bored called up the police and said he had a gun and was going to kill himselfe and a bunch of people and then hung up. The school went on lockdown for hours intill he got caught.

 

[smithy1234]

This girl I knew overdosed on ecstasy and died, also this guy brought a gun to school and threatened to kill this other guy but the police caught him and took him down before he could do anything. Oh and another guy threatened to bring a rifle to school and go on a shooting spree but he posted his plans on an internet forum (dumb ass) and the police apprehended him the next morning.

 

[KaZZaP]

There was some teacher everyone hated in the 8th grade and everyone would make her life as hard as possible. She eventually developed some disease caused by stress that turned her own immune system against herself, she died. The running joke was that even her own white blood cells couldn't stand her.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

At the middle school the basketball coach had a camera in his bag and he would secretly film the boys showing...go got caught, went to jail, and hung himself.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

My school's closing. That's it.

 

[Spiner909]

In elementary school, a girl lit her desk on fire-damn hilarious.

In 10th grade, friend hit me in the head with a cymbal. The next day, another friend dropped one on my foot.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

An 8th grader brought a knife at school and stabbed another dude in the hand. That's it.

 

[MorsePacific]

When I was younger, there was a gang war on campus.

Worst thing to happen while I was actually there was me accidentally stapling my finger.

 

[Daffy F]

Hmm. I guess not much like that happens at our school. But a few things have. One of my teachers I had in year 8 left because our class caused her to have a nervous breakdown... Also in year 10 I kicked my gym teacher in the face whilst learning how to do a back flip. She got a broken nose, and all my friends sort of praised me afterward, although it was an accident.

 

[thestickman91]

In 8th grade we had a lockdown because a crazy kid brought a baseball bat to school with the intention of beating down another kid. the next year a girl was hit by a car crossing the street to get to school. (she was ok and returned to school later that day)

Worst thing to happen while I was actually there was me accidentally stapling my finger.

In tenth grade, 4 of us at a table while bored in class stapled through the skin on the back of our elbows.

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

My schools were pretty bad now that I think about it,
In Elementary (I guess primary) school one kid was arrested for drugs, one of my favorite teachers was put on trial for a sexual related incident, but nothing came of it, and my class got dodgeball banned, I just like bragging about that last one.
Middle school we had the occasional fight, couple people were expelled, my spanish teacher flipped someone off, the same teacher had glue and some other stuff put in her coffee the following year, someone from the high school across the street (where I am now) stabbed another high schooler in front of the school before it got out, there were two lockdown drills this year but I was already gone, and another one of my favorite teachers had a sexual related incident, once again nothing came of it I'm pretty sure.
High school, so far, some kids had a party bus with alcohol drop them off in the parking lot at school and some were found at like 3 in the morning, which caused the first varsity football (American) game to be forfeited, and the day before Thanksgiving break there were like 20 "fights" (most were broken up before they really got started.
Thats all I can think of for now, but there were probably a couple other things. Nothing big, but I'd say most were mentionable.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

nothing bad ever happens at my school....the worst things that did happen was one bomb threat and one fight a year, and the fights only last like 1 minute, but its still funny watchin people get the shit beat out of them.
and before Christmas break my friend told the gym teacher to go fuck herself... now he has to sit at a desk in the hallway and eat lunch there, and today he just walked away, went outside and left the building. I find that funny

 

[lukemdizzle]

a couple of months ago my math teacher raped a friend of mine. she was 17 at the time. he's naturally not working at our school anymore but I do find it funny that that our school kept the hole thing so quiet. the school constantly drug tests its students and make the results of those drug tests very public, if a student gets in trouble outside of school it is sometimes in the newspaper but there was no mention of this anywhere even after they convicted the guy. they tried to cover this scandal up with all their power. parents were not notified and I as well as many other students got detentions for talking about it. i hate my school

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

i guy accidentally shot himself to death with a .22 rifle at out practice range

 

[Grayjack]

I guess the time when a girl went insane in the main hallway. She started throwing things, screaming, and cursing. She also got arrested for kicking the principal.

 

[Fronken]

Someone broke into school and smeared fecal matter over the walls and some of the lockers in one of the hallways, this was back in junior high, and im 20 now, but they still arent sure who did it.

 

[Shenanigans176]

Some kid took a turn in the school too fast and flipped his truck onto the principal's car. It was awesome [http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:4966]...