Worst thing that ever happed in your school

[oden636]

Being lucky enough to move from a rough school to a lesser rough school their was a few incidents. My old school a year 10 was bullying a teacher, nothing was done for the teacher and this happened for a few months. One day the teacher waited outside the lesson with some weights they use in A-level physics (about 4KG) and beat the student into a coma. I think he was suspended from teaching =p.
On a lighter note their was a kid called the phantom sh***er who went around leaving presents in both the sinks and urinals of boys toilets and also in unattended bags.
Speaking of unattended bags their was one instance when a bomb scare in the school caused by an unattended bag was found to not contain explosives but a dead cat =$

 

[Woodsey]

I heard in the primary school I used to go to a child mixed up sweets with his parent's viagra.

1) First I thought that said vagina...

2) That's hilarious.


OT: Some girl in year 9 got a year 7 on our school field (during lesson time), pinned him down and sucked him off. Apparently he was crying his eyes out; don't blame him, you should see the girl.

 

[Discord]

One time in elementary school a sewege system pipe burst on the day we had taco's for lunch. The smell was quite awful.

In high school a few weeks after 9/11 a group of kids beat up this kid they thought was from afganastan. He was from Turkey and after that racical tensions rose between all groups of people.

 

[r0manz]

Some of my friends baked cookies with loads of weed in them and fed them to the teachers up at the high school, who all subsequently failed their drug tests.
I'm fairly sure the students were arrested.

 

[JayDub147]

At my old elementary school, a Catholic school, we had a new Seminarian (priest in-training) come to our school. He was in his forties, I believe, and a "reformed businessman." He used to be one of the supervisors on the playground during recess, and he usually played four-square with all the girls. After a while, he just disappeared. I thought he had quit the seminary, which had made me quite sad at the time; turns out, he'd been arrested. Apparently, police found a boatload of child pornography on his computer.

I always thought that he had shifty-looking eyes.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Well, back in eighth grade for me, we had more than ten bomb threats. And the year after the most beloved student in our class died of a sudden illness and everyone got mad at me for not grieving because I hadn't known him due to my moving into the school a year prior.

Before and after that, nothing special.

 

[ultracheeser]

some kid became an arsonist, one got a concussion from hitting his head on the edge of a table, the paramedics were called at least 10 times (I don't remember why, I just remember seeing them) there was a bomb threat, some kid brought a 9mm to school, 3 kids were suspended or expelled for selling marajuana, etc etc

 

[waterhazard]

OT: Some girl in year 9 got a year 7 on our school field (during lesson time), pinned him down and sucked him off. Apparently he was crying his eyes out; don't blame him, you should see the girl.

LOL around where most of the kids from my school live there's a girl called anna the spanna who fancies all these boys in my year but she's fugly so she gets terrorised ^_^.

 

[ZeroDotZero]

Not at my school, but my cousin was beaten to death in a fight at his.

At mine... a kid who had plastic surgery on his face got into a fight and.. basically half his face came off. It was quite brutal. Edit: No, it was just brutal.

 

[rosac]

Girl had leukemia, got better

I got thrown in the cardboard recycling bin

lots of underage smoking (year 7's smoke!)

massive fight last year, between drunk/stoned adult chavs and about 20 year 10 chavs. All the adult chavs got done for trespass and assault, all the kids got expelled.

guy killed himself, he was in yr 11 when i was in year 7.

general scraps- most famous one being the semi-pro boxer in my year pinning a chav to the wall

teacher with a tattoo of a naked lady on his chin

alcoholic teacher (X2)

and the infamous adventures of the year above. Including:

wrapping a guy in sellotape and locking him in a closet, only for the maths teacher to finds him 2 hours later!

putting police tape overe the form room door and telling the tutor to "go to reception, something terribles happened."

sellotaping the smae guy to a table and throwing himaround.


Oh, and so much stuff has been thrown into our outdoor pool it now has the colour (and indeed consistency) of swamp mud.

rosac

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

we had a rash of bomb threats lately.
Once a guy broke into a classroom through a window and stole some cheese its (get your own!)
They got him because he left blood on the glass.

 

[Kyle Hyde]

When I was in high school a gym teacher (a woman btw) beat the crap out of a science teacher for entering the pool area when he wasn't supposed to or something.

 

[Woodsey]

OT: Some girl in year 9 got a year 7 on our school field (during lesson time), pinned him down and sucked him off. Apparently he was crying his eyes out; don't blame him, you should see the girl.

LOL around where most of the kids from my school live there's a girl called anna the spanna who fancies all these boys in my year but she's fugly so she gets terrorised ^_^.

Got one of those in our year too. Apparently she fancies all the girls as well...

 

[Caligulove]

Gun threat at my school. We were all locked down til it turned out there was a kid with a gun but later said he never intended to use it. He had a knife on him though. Either way it wasn't really good. That was my freshman year and since then the security and principle have been well commended for their quick action in the matter. Police gave them medals.

Other than that there was some fighting between 2 groups of kids on the third floor. You just learned to avoid the bathroom they always fought in. And I went to one of the top high schools in my state. But I guess there's violence everywhere.

 

[Deleted]

Kid had a camera in a girls locker room, he seemed to have hid it really well too, he got caught bringing the camera out hahahaha.

He was a hero among the boys and a criminal among the girls.

 

[Brightzide]

In my final year of high school, 2 year 9 kids had some utter hatred between each other , and it was no secret. One day one of these kids stabs the other with a knife from home. In retaliation the stabbed child grabs the other kid and throws him over the balcony, and they were on the top floor. One bled profusely upstairs while the other one had his brain matter spattered about the ground floor. And we didnt even get on BBC Northwest news. Both the children survived by the way...just

 

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[DragonChi]

I would say when someone tried to burn down the school because he was told he wouldn't graduate. unfortunately the school didnt burn down, however..the hallway in which the fire was started was drastically scared and blackened.

 

[Teh Karn]

Maybe when someone brought a gun to school and shot it in the air for kicks.

Or when someone made the electric generator esplode.

OR when someone tried to kill a teacher with a pot brownie.

Hahahah, kids.