Worst thing that ever happed in your school

[nolongerhere]

Well, some kids from another school wanted to start a fight at my school, so about 20 came on the bus. They were chased through the street by 600 students (not including myself, I got a chip roll) some armed with stuff taken from the wood work class. Also, some kid got caught having a wank in Benny's (maths teacher) classroom. During the class.

 

[0p3rati0n]

IDK if this counts but my mom works at the "opposing" middle school that I went to. There was a day that like a 7th grader was able to fit like 20 swears in one sentence. When she was brought to the office she was let off with a warning!

That's all I can think of to the point of bad/worse thing i guess. All my schools so far have managed it very well and everything was fine. Especially 7th grade (I'll never forget it...... in a good way )

 

[Ivan Issaccs]

An ex of mine tried to have me expelled for stabbing her.
Of course after a week of bricking it that the police where going arrest me on made up charges they let me back in after they realised she'd been lying and she had to find a new sixth form.
Although she offed herself and that story is still going round two years after I left and nearly four after it happened.

I saw a passing friend of mine get hit by a car but he managed to walk it off when he stopped panicking and aside from a few big fights it was all pretty good.

 

[Yoshemo]

Toward the start of the year, a car with 4 vollyball players crashed and 2 were thrown from the car. most were fine but one died. A week later, one of the football player's fathers died. The students still havn't moved on.

 

[Chewster]

When I was there, a toilet got smashed to bits by a bunch of idiots. I did a story on it in the school paper, which no one read.

One morning a crazy guy tried to set up some sort of IED with a tripwire along this path that everyone used to get to school. It failed and blew off part of his hand, and so he walked to the closest OPP station and was promptly arrested. No one got hurt but him.

My final year, a teacher was caught dating and I assume messing around with a student after another student saw them walking around downtown, holding hands. The stupid thing was, had they waited three months until school was out and she had graduated, no one would have known or even cared.

Once I got into a scrap with a fat kid who had been verbally harassing me all semester. One day he shoved me out back of the school and I went a bit nuts and might have broken his nose. I didn't see him again after that, though this was ages ago. I wasn't much for fighting, and am still not now, but he was asking for it.

After I left, I heard about this kid who threatened to burn the school down when a teacher gave him a bad mark. He was almost immediately expelled and posters with his face were put up all over the school, saying to call the cops on sight.

 

[Jumplion]

Usually there's a fight in the courtyard every now and again, one time there was a dollar bill in the courtyard fountain and a kid jumped in to get it. There are a few drug busts every now and again, already about 50 according to my school pl'cewoman.

I remember in the middle school I used to go to, one of the janitors (or was it a substitute?) came to school drunk. Being the lovable, carebear I am, he hugged me during lunch which lead to some teasing from the kids because they thought I hugged him (though to be fair, I was a cuddly person back then (Now I'm hard boiled)). It made the local news and he was fired, of course.

And apparently a kid from my Elementary School went to Juvvie because he apparently touched his friends brother inappropriately, though some versions say that they were playing Guitar Hero and when the kid was sucking at it he said that he would tell his parents that he touched him and another version says that they met every night at the playground or something.

That's about all I can remember, unless you want me to go to the time at preschool where the kid wet himself during nap-time.

EDIT: Ah, this is bringing back memories.

One day at Middle School during band, we were all waiting at the door for lunch to start, and some kids that I never cared for came up to me and started harassing me. After a while of getting annoyed, I pushed the "leader" (I guess) away, he fell, and he promptly yelled "FUCK YOU!". Surprisingly no one heard him, not even the teacher, and it was a pretty loud "FUCK YOU!" Though I told the teacher and he got in some trouble (though probably just a "stern" talking to as that's what "trouble" really means in school)

Yeah, I have a REALLY interesting life.

Though apparently a kid killed himself at my school a few years earlier, that's different I suppose...

EDIT 2: I am also reminded of the time in Middle School, during choir there was this kid who decided to join in the second semester. He showed me a condom and threatened to "Rape [me] good". He left the class shortly thereafter, though stupidly I didn't do anything about it. Wish I did, but I guess I was just too freaked and weird-ed out to do anything. That and the other "jocks" in the class said, upon finding out, "he's just being prepared" which really pissed me off.

EDIT 3: There was also this guy in Middle School who was a real big computer-whiz, he made stuff like a "universal" remote, tried to rearange the power supply to the school, claimed to make a radio station that blacked out his neighborhood, claimed a ton of things and made a bunch of plans that never came to fruition, etc.. He also said that he would try to put porn on the school TVs during announcments as a prank.

My god, my Middle School was weird now that I look back at it...

 

[Banana Phone Man]

My school is full of whimps. The air ambulance had to be called in twice in one week. Both kids were playing rugby. One kid fell over and everyone thought that he had broken his back or something like that. The air ambulance came. He woke up. (he was unconscious) They then found he only bruised his coxis. HIS COXIS.
The other kid was pretty much the same deal except he didn't even go unconscious.

This all comes out of the tax payers money to have the air ambulance come to our school. Thank you Northamptonshire for your (and my) unwilling generosity. F*****g kids need to grow a pair.

Other than that nothing bad has ever happened to our school. My dads school drove a teacher to suicide. He wasn't bad it's just that he was a soldier who had got shot in the leg and walked with a limp. The kids teased him about it walking behind him with a limp to mock him. He then just killed himself. I think that this is a damn bad thing to happen in a school.

 

[paiged]

When I was a sophmore there was a whole investigation going on because two teachers and three students committed suicide within a couple weeks. They thought there was some sort of pact and that it was going to continue and a bunch of kids were put on watch. Lots of kids stayed home and there was a lot of group counseling meetings throughout the day.

My little sister is a junior there now, and last year some kid got the entire school plus the middle school across the street put on lock down for the day because he was telling people he had a gun.
I'm pretty sure they were planning on trying him as an adult, last time I heard he was charged with terroristic threats. Great way to start off life at 14 years old?

 

[evilgrim]

A good 80% of the school got burnt down.
Everyone had to leave that school.

We never went back.

Also two years before that my best friend died of cancer.

 

[Terrorist_school_drop-out]

Nothing come to think about it, well at least nothing worth mentioning. What can I say we're a cowardly people, even the threats don't go anywere.

 

[orangebandguy]

Some people started a fire in the toilets once. A friend of mine filmed it.

Spoiler

I hope the link covering that video was safe, I clicked on it by accident.

 

[evilartist]

When I was in high school, a riot broke out because one of some racial comments between two students. It's shameful and disappointing.

 

[Tiny116]

It was built

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Before I forget there was one other thing last year. A kid we call "Mclovin" because he looks just like Mclovin from Superbad, joined out school in year 10. He was hitting on all of the fit girls even though he never stood a chance (nothing ventured?). He kept getting turned down so he decided to send love poems to 2 of the girls. These got spread round the whole school. He then later went naked on webcam for one of the girls, which she did not ask for. She then print screend it and the image of his "Mini-inch wonder" got spread around the school as well.

 

[SideSlyGuy]

My school is just an all around horrible place, but some of these stories make it seem not so bad, but lets run down the list anyway.

1. About twice a month someone has a seizure in the computer room, or OD's in the bathroom and we go into a "Medical Lockdown" for about 15-20 minutes.
2. A cat fight started in the girls bathroom, ended up with one girl having her head smashed against a sink and making a bloody mess.
3. Once a month around lunch time, someone bright kid decides to smoke a dubie in the bathroom.
4. 4 years (I was in middle school at the time) ago 3 kids were out drinking and driving, they smashed into a tree and all the kids in the car died. They made a big deal about it even thought it was their own fault.
5. Once a year some poor kid in the Boy's Locker Room "drops the soap" and, well... I think you know what happens from there.

And I still have the rest of this year and one more before I can get out of this place.

 

[skitzo van]

In 8th grade some idiot "gangsta" was found with a knife, herion pills and (I think it was two pounds of) marijuana. A few weeks later, I saw him at the next house. I thought my neighborhood was about to be raided. Now he shows up at the school after it gets out.

Also, a girl found a condom in the bathroom, with "white stuff" in it.

 

[Supernatural Girl]

I don't know what would count as the worst, but the stories start in the 70's when my Dad's mate set fire to the P.E. block and another block. The P.E. block was saved, but the other (Wenslydale) did not. Now there is another building there ironically called Phoenix block.

My best friend had a psychotic break when he was 15 and got in a fight with another student. The teachers started following him around and so he smacked the head teacher in the face. Then he grabbed a year 7 (aged 12), put a key to his neck and shouted that if anyone bothered him he would stab him. Luckily, his drugged up friend from out of school showed up and pulled him out, after he keyed up and smashed a teachers car.

Unrelated to me, a girl glue-sniffed herself to death. A boy fell through a warehouse roof and died. They were both dicks and still got a special awards named after them at awards evening.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Well, a girl in my year died in school of an asthma attack, one of the teachers had a stroke in class, well over ten windows have been smashed with balls, someone threw an acorn at the rector and he fell over, a guy stabbed the guy he was fighting in the head with a pencil, a group of guys stole a trolley from Asda at lunch time and sat in it while it went down a grassy hill, some people started a leaf fire in the school, it got burnt down because of a malfunctioning gas chamber in biology and we started a riot because the new rector wouldn't let us go out the car park door.

Oh yeah and some bright chap decided to have a joint outside of the biology classroom window. They're those unidirectional windows. And three students broke in and stole some chalk and pencils and got arrested.

 

[Evil_Valentine_Marshmallow]

Affairs between teachers,
teacher strike (delaying what would be the normal last day of school, June 6th to June 15th),
school board cutting the music and art classes for elementary school (you know, the only classes young kids like)
And several drug busts, and bomb threats

Not exactly life-shattering, but damn annoying

 

[Aunel]

umm well, this requires you crazy kids to remember a soda called [a href=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1849307359389884652#]Surge[/a] and how all their commercials had a person place one can/bottle of surge somewhere and a mass of people rushing towards it fighting and clawing to get the can. My sophmore year the senior football team decided a good prank would be to have the captain of the team stand on one end of the freshmen commons and yell "SSSUUUURRRGGGEEEE" holding up a bottle.
This was followed by about 8 football players in full gear charging down the hall. Funny on paper: but in real life This lead to three students to have broken arms and legs. Many more students to have bruises and such and a handful of football players to be given assault charges and be kicked off the 2nd ranked team in the state (at the time). We could've won state that year.

Probably worth it though, must have been very funny (for the spectators, for the people with broken arms and legs, not so much)

And I am glad you're back, I bet you kicked that disease right in the nads!

OT: our school is boring, never had anything bad happen here,
although we have a crazy principal that makes students wear all pink for one day...