Didn't text me good morning today!
In all seriousnous that is the worst thing that has happened as of yet. Oh, and she trolled me at the start of our relationship, but I had been a penis and I deserved that. Yeah.
Life is good.
Bahahahahahahahahhaha.
Got plenty of crazy ex girlfriend stories. PLENTY. But this said current partner.
I think the worst thing my current partner did, bar the above, is be so fucking perfect that it makes it hard to think some days. And it makes me constantly strive to be a better man, what with the whole 'Dark past, not that good looking, unfit gamer/nerd' and her being 'stupidly attractive, stupidly smart, athletic ballet dancer/archer gamer girl'. Although its good insecurity cause yeah, it is making me try harder, despite knowing she is in love with me (That much is fucking obvious) cause I want to be worthy of that, not because I think she will randomly get rid of me.
Now I link a song and go and vomit a rainbow on someone else.