Worst thing your "friend" has done to you.

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WrongSprite

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sauerkraus said:
Overlord Moo said:
sauerkraus said:
xmetatr0nx said:
My question to you is why didnt you return the favour with that blowtorch?
I couln't find it after I got back from bandaging up my hand. Then he threw a soccer ball at my head and gave me a concussion.
And you call him friend?!?!
Yea, he's kinda a package deal, always with my ex. Such a cock block while I was dating her.
I don't have much choice in friends, the military changed me and I don't fit in with people anymore.
The military changed you?? Judging by your profile you cant be much older than me! Shit :|
 

hungoverbear

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Squedee said:
hungoverbear said:
fuck a girl that i had feelings for and was flirting with for the past week. Oh and i found out the day that i was going to ask her out.
Wow thats a real douche move
tell me about it, after i got done typing that i just felt this huge surge of rage wash over me. and yes im still pissed off at him for it.
 

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Griever18 said:
sauerkraus said:
Overlord Moo said:
sauerkraus said:
xmetatr0nx said:
My question to you is why didnt you return the favour with that blowtorch?
I couln't find it after I got back from bandaging up my hand. Then he threw a soccer ball at my head and gave me a concussion.
And you call him friend?!?!
Yea, he's kinda a package deal, always with my ex. Such a cock block while I was dating her.
I don't have much choice in friends, the military changed me and I don't fit in with people anymore.
Hence The Escapist, maybe?
hurraaaay, its the perfect place for mis-fits :D
as for worst thing my friends have done to me? weeeelll I can't actually think of any really... I have good friends :) or rather, did, they've all gone to different schools and we're kinda drifting away... so now I don't have any friends to be betrayed by lol
 

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megapenguinx said:
Slept with a girl I fancied
This.

Maybe I should try to meet women outside of this guys social circle. Because as soon as women come into play, this guy is not my friend anymore. But an obstacle. What frustrates me even more is that hes so liked in the comunity that I simply cant knock him out without getting shunned by the others.
 

Squedee

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hungoverbear said:
Squedee said:
hungoverbear said:
fuck a girl that i had feelings for and was flirting with for the past week. Oh and i found out the day that i was going to ask her out.
Wow thats a real douche move
tell me about it, after i got done typing that i just felt this huge surge of rage wash over me. and yes im still pissed off at him for it.
I would be too
 

Acid Armageddon

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People suck. Badly. My ex-ex GF dated me for a week, then dumped me. Then like 6 months laster tells me she has feelings for me agaion. We date again, for a week. She dumps me AGAIN. THEN (this is true, I swear!) She went to live with a friend in Georgia who knocks her up and she runs back here to New York and is trying to find some guy to marry to take of her kid because she's SO DARN STUPID.

Also, My friend hit me in the face with a hockey stick. I still got a scar above my eyebrow.


*sigh*
Life....
 

TopHatTim

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purposly sabatouged my relationship becuase he liked this girl...i laid a mighty beat down that lasted 5-10 minutes of us throwing eachother through tables doors breaking DOWN doors
he boke a plate on my...i broke a chair on his face...i threw a bottle at me (wine bottle) i caught it (we actually both laughed becuase it was pretty ninja) then i screamed THIS ENDS NOW (qouted pineapple express) and tackled him through his front door in front of my our other friend
 

quiet_samurai

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My friends are constantly playing pranks on one another, so if something fucked up happens it's all in good fun. Once my friends thought it would be funny to give me a beer they spiked with viagra, but somehow and someway it got switched with someone elses. After an hour or so one of my friends asked me how i felt and when i told him i was fine he confessed what they did.

Turns out one of our friend girls who wasat this gathering with us brought some dude she was sleeping with. He must of been standing next to me or sitting by me at one point and picked up my drink instead of his. It was a double dose (you only need one pill) and i guess after about three hours of the both of them trying to make it go away he started crying and she had to take him to the hospital to have it drained with a syringe.

i don't know what I would have done if that would have actually happend to me.
But it's hilarious nonetheless.
 

balinus

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A girl who was one of my best friends led one of my dude friends on for a few years, then rejected him when he tried to move on to something serious. This led to no end of me having to listen to his miseries for a few years. Even after rejection, I endured a few years more because he thought she was actually into him. Of course, when I tried asking her if she was leading him on, she said 'no'. This led to a rift between me and my best friend, because I thought he was being too whiny and delusional for his own good.

And then a few years later I find out that all the while, even post rejection she still got frisky with him. Sans clothes. And this was while she was dating one of my other best friends. And when the first guy got a new girlfriend, she got pissy about it. Frankly, she got pissy whenever ANY of us got interested in anyone else. It was like she wanted us all to herself.

Technically I'm not the victim in this story. But wow she was one messed up ***** with attention-seeking issues. I considered her a friend up to the point where I found out that she was leading on my best friends even when she knew they had feelings for her.
 

The Cheezy One

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urprobablyright said:
EquinoxETO said:
thats the worst - friends that are fake
Ah, well I requested a high five because of the fact that my post was an adaptation of the lyrics of a certain song - did u realise that? Or were u just giving 5?

either way, booyah!
aaaargh i didnt notice
im eating humble pie, direct from the oven of shame, with a side order of egg on my face!
im a cultural moron :(
wat song is it?
 

Plauged1

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I was asleep and my friend was playing Dead Space. He didn't know how to melee, so he decided that the best way to ask was to put me in a chokehold and slam my head against the bedpost. I should have gotten stitches, but it is healing fine on its own.
 

Plauged1

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samblack09 said:
Well...my girlfriend is clinically depressed, and i asked her to please stop hurting herself one day...she says she'll try, becuse she doesnt want to disappoint me...well, shes talking to my "best friend" about this stuff, and he picks up a fucking book and starts beating her in the face with it, so that she wouldn't be "hurting herself, but still getting the pain" ...i hate his fucking guts now, i cant look at him, i havnt talked to him sense.
You should have tangled his wrists in barbwire, that way he would be humiliated by the cuts on his wrists. Payback is a *****.=P
 

Rhysevans2

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well these are some terrible story's luckily i havn't had something that bad happen to me yet so i still trust most everyone.

Except this one friend who (about 8 years ago) stole my pokemon cards. i miss charizard so much *sniff
 

Elhueno

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Hmmm... Absolute worse done to me would probably be some fairly elaborate pranks, most involving either large excersice balls or soccer balls to the face/ groin. We are original people he in australia.
 

Sketchy

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Elhueno said:
Hmmm... Absolute worse done to me would probably be some fairly elaborate pranks, most involving either large excersice balls or soccer balls to the face/ groin. We are original people he in australia.
Ah yes, Australian pranks. We do them better than most I should think.

On topic, generally my friends are pretty cool, most things they do I can handle, and if I can't, they get it right back.