KARMA: Better than anything you could ever imagine.paypuh said:To make a long story as short as possible, my so called "friend" was verbally abusing his girlfriend, so I looked up from a book I was reading to tell him to shut the fuck up. Both of them proceeded to tell me to mind my own business, so I did. A couple of seconds later, my "friend" came up from behind me and broke my jaw with a sucker punch, then ran away like a little girl because I was about to murder him and his family. I haven't talked to him in 3 1/2 years and I intend to keep the trend going.
On a side note, aside from being punked, I am a pretty big badass for somehow falling asleep that night before I went to the doctor in the morning. And I can take solace in the fact that he hasn't been employed for the past year (because he is an alcoholic), his girlfriend finally came to her senses and left him, and his ill-conceived home he purchased is about to be in foreclosure.
I feel really bad reading all of these. I'm trying hard to stop it, but misanthropy is growing very fast. There ARE good people, there ARE good people, there ARE good people...