Worst thing your "friend" has done to you.

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Cheesus333

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paypuh said:
To make a long story as short as possible, my so called "friend" was verbally abusing his girlfriend, so I looked up from a book I was reading to tell him to shut the fuck up. Both of them proceeded to tell me to mind my own business, so I did. A couple of seconds later, my "friend" came up from behind me and broke my jaw with a sucker punch, then ran away like a little girl because I was about to murder him and his family. I haven't talked to him in 3 1/2 years and I intend to keep the trend going.

On a side note, aside from being punked, I am a pretty big badass for somehow falling asleep that night before I went to the doctor in the morning. And I can take solace in the fact that he hasn't been employed for the past year (because he is an alcoholic), his girlfriend finally came to her senses and left him, and his ill-conceived home he purchased is about to be in foreclosure.
KARMA: Better than anything you could ever imagine.

I feel really bad reading all of these. I'm trying hard to stop it, but misanthropy is growing very fast. There ARE good people, there ARE good people, there ARE good people...
 

BlackJack47

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My friend and i were playing portal and decided to make the portal gun, after years of extensive experimenting and working out the mechanics of it we were successful...then he created two portals, one in the floor and one parallel to the floor on the ceiling...he pushed me in ¬¬

I was stuck falling for 3 years till the damn thing fissioned out
 

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Spread rumors about me behind my back, treated me like crap in general and then claimed I owed money for something I never agreed upon when they decided to get it AFTER I moved out. Oh and tried to ally all my other friends against me for it.
 

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So I was round my mate's watching a film and eating some pizza. When he gets up and asks me if I want a drink. Then bolts it out the door and locks it. HE LOCKED ME IN HIS EFFING FLAT. When he let me out 2 hours later 3 other "friends" were there and started pelting me with eggs and ketchup (WTF). I kept my composure and remained as deadpan as possible during this. desparately trying to keep my dignity. Anyway, it was worth it, he's out 3 DVDs.
 

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Cheesus333 said:
paypuh said:
To make a long story as short as possible, my so called "friend" was verbally abusing his girlfriend, so I looked up from a book I was reading to tell him to shut the fuck up. Both of them proceeded to tell me to mind my own business, so I did. A couple of seconds later, my "friend" came up from behind me and broke my jaw with a sucker punch, then ran away like a little girl because I was about to murder him and his family. I haven't talked to him in 3 1/2 years and I intend to keep the trend going.

On a side note, aside from being punked, I am a pretty big badass for somehow falling asleep that night before I went to the doctor in the morning. And I can take solace in the fact that he hasn't been employed for the past year (because he is an alcoholic), his girlfriend finally came to her senses and left him, and his ill-conceived home he purchased is about to be in foreclosure.
KARMA: Better than anything you could ever imagine.

I feel really bad reading all of these. I'm trying hard to stop it, but misanthropy is growing very fast. There ARE good people, there ARE good people, there ARE good people...
There are plenty of good people. My best friend, whose apartment we were at when my ex-friend broke my jaw, has been like a brother to me for my entire life. I'd go as far as to say he'd take a bullet for me if need be, as I would for him.

Edit: I would like to bang his sister though. But I'm smarter than that, as he already gave me forewarning of what would happen if I did. She's into drug dealers anyways. and I grew out of that stage back in high school.
 

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hotacidbath said:
kogane said:
I second guess even my best friends since then, which I seriously hate, but cannot stop doing it.
Same here. I think that everyone has ulterior motives and that they all talk behind my back when I'm not there. I hate that I think like that, but I just can't help it.
And thought I was the only one that was messed up like that.
Good to know I'm not alone.
 

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For me... erm... oh I forgot... wait... wait... well there's beat me up but then again I return the favour ;)

And a friend didn't give me my Simpson's Skateboarding game for until another year and that was a good game

P.S It's just a joke fight. boys will be boys
 

Zayren

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This needs a little setting up, but really isn't too bad as we joked about it later.

But, I was at my friend's house and he had me and another mutual friend over for his birthday party. He had his laptop set up facing the door. The mutual friend was on it doing... stuff... while we were playing Castle Crashers. He calls me over to check out this,"Funny video." I guess the mutual friend heard the other friend's mom coming up the stairs, because when I walked over, he grabbed my controller and left me standing there over a laptop with hentai playing. So, obviously my parents found out, but I didn't really care....

until one day some kid was at my house for a Physic's project. Somehow we got stuck with the task of driving him home, and on the way to his house he brought up the subject of hentai. My mom made some off-hand remark like,"Is that what you were looking at?" And I just felt like such a complete and total tool. I just thank god that this kid didn't bring it up to the girl I like, also in my Physics class.
 

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I used to pride myself on my naturally straight and good condition moderate length hair. For some reason unknown to me, my friend decided to put fake nail glue in it. The stuff wouldnt wash out, and I couldn't cut around it without ruining the cut. So the only option was to rip it out. Sure it worked, and most of the cut remained, but I lost about 4 inches off the front that never grew back in 2 years.

Thankfully my friends havent committed any of the atrocoties that I've read on here. Some people must just be really bad judges of character :p
 

Dogstile

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i've been waiting a year to go to prom with my best friend, she's now going with someone else

that sucks

edit: yes, she did say she was going to go with me, turns out i was filler spot guy
 

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dogstile said:
i've been waiting a year to go to prom with my best friend, she's now going with someone else

that sucks
Unless she actually said she would have been willing to go, you couldn't expect her to have gone with you either way. From what I've seen, girls are rather picky about going with only a boyfriend or just by themselves.
 

Dogstile

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RapidCrash said:
dogstile said:
i've been waiting a year to go to prom with my best friend, she's now going with someone else

that sucks
Unless she actually said she would have been willing to go, you couldn't expect her to have gone with you either way. From what I've seen, girls are rather picky about going with only a boyfriend or just by themselves.
oh yes, she said she was going with me, i should edit that
 

Kogarian

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Voodoo Child said:
sauerkraus said:
Voodoo Child said:
I had a friend for 10 years. Solid, good mates, we were.

Then of course, I came out to him.

You can pretty much guess the rest.
10 years and you couldn't figure out he wasnt gay?
No, I told him I was gay and broke off the friendship with me, starting with a homophobic blog and finishing with me throwing him out of my house after he crashed my party and pissed in people's vodka to get back at me.

EDIT: It just occurred to me you've made the same mistake he has. He assumed I was going to try and rape him or something. I told him he was fucking nuts and I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot clown pole.
From the wording you used, it could sound like you were saying you were coming onto him.

If you just simply told him you were gay and he acted like that much of a dick over it, you didn't need him.
 

Cadmium7

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my former best friend of 12 yrs made out with my gf of 5 yrs ,it goes without saying dude is dead to me now , still havent forgiven either of them