Worst Thing You've Done in a Game of D&D?

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Personally I helped burn down a bridge that had a few bandits on it. Consequently, said bridge had innocents barred up inside their homes and businesses, and was the major trade center for the entire city. One NPC jumped... the DM rolled damage to see if it died... it did.

 

[crudus]

I went snowboarding instead of stopping the villains from pulling the abyss into the material plane.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

The worst thing I've ever done is not play. Dun dun dunnnnn.

I want to, just no idea where to find a group in my town.

 

[MazeMinion]

D&D sounds like a very interesting board game. You basically choose whatever you want to do? That sounds fun.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Mm, there's the deal with my rogue asking if she could stab someone to get some information.

Or the night we decided to drag another player's character behind our horses because said player fell asleep during the game. That was hilarious.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Playing "hunt the thieves". Although it was more "arbitrarily nail the thieves to walls with abnormally large crossbow bolts".

 

[thehorror2]

Not D&D, Exalted.
While also hilarious and awesome, our circle's interrogation was one of the most brutal things we'd ever done.
Total injuries inflicted: 1 broken arm, 2 dislocated ankles, 5 missing teeth, burns over 15% of his body, severe lacerations covering another 30%, a broken nose, a fractured solar plexus, and one severed ear.

"He deserves to be marked as I was marked" -our (Formerly enslaved) Lunar, Rashika.

 

[Soulgaunt]

Not D&D, Exalted.
While also hilarious and awesome, our circle's interrogation was one of the most brutal things we'd ever done.
Total injuries inflicted: 1 broken arm, 2 dislocated ankles, 5 missing teeth, burns over 15% of his body, severe lacerations covering another 30%, a broken nose, a fractured solar plexus, and one severed ear.

"He deserves to be marked as I was marked" -our (Formerly enslaved) Lunar, Rashika.

Well, uh...Damn.
OT: Never played DnD for long. The longest me and my friends played it was for about ten minutes. And then we got bored because we couldn't think of a good story.

 

[direkiller]

I forgot to check for traps

 

[skitzo van]

Repeatedly stealing from small towns I just saved.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

i was a bone bender, essintially making weapons from bones, or breaking thimbs with magic, i forced my other party memeber to throw the item he was searching for all week into the water. ....... he failed his magic resistance throw.

 

[Stone Cold Monkey]

My thief murdered horribly every last cleric in a temple and stole anything and everything (including all the clothing on said clerics) he could fit in his wide-mouth bag holding because the DM liked to have that temple's god come down and bother the party with her dirty work.

It didn't take long for the DM to use the god to smite my thief. Then I asked the DM why didn't that god just smite the villain she wanted our party to stop. He stopped having gods interfere with party's lives from then on out.

 

[Altorin]

I sided with a small city of lizardfolk and helped slaughter innocent refugees and escaped prisoners that I had hitherto been rescuing.

They just couldn't fend for themselves at all, so I slaughtered them.

 

[Yokai]

Well...I used my omnipotence as a DM to make life miserable for my obnoxious and immature group of players. Essentially, I had an NPC reveal that there was supposedly a legendary treasure at the edge of a nearby cliff, and when the players headed over there, I came up with a very good plot-related reason for a raiding party several hundred bugbears to appear right then and charge furiously at the PCs, backed up against the cliff as they were. The players' squeals of outrage were a fitting end to my time in that particular group.

 

[octafish]

I played Paranoia, so everything.

In D&D? Well one of my compatriots sealed the doors of an inn and set the thatched roof on fire over a disputed bill. Being a thief, I had to, uh, "tidy up" and murder all the witnesses, and chase down anyone who escaped the flames. After I finished I killed the character who started the fire while he slept, then I and the other party members hung his naked body upside down from a tree. My character was Chaotic Good, but there was no way he was going back to prison.

 

[BillyShakes]

Well... I had a halfling rogue who was locked up in a prison cart with a large black guy and a scrawny white guy. Being horribly displeased with this, he pissed off the black guy, and to spite him after he freed himself he let the scrawny guy free. As they were walking away the black guy escapes the cart and starts chasing them down in a rage screaming "I'ma rape me a little guy!" The halfling, doing the only thing he could reasonably do at this point to escape the incredibly fast man, was to trip the scrawny guy (Referred to throughout all two sessions of the campaign* as "Stutters") and run away as fast as his hairy little feet could take him.
Needless to say, the scrawny guy had a terrible night.

*Between the rogue and the human wizard the DM quit the campaign.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I plated chaotic neutral.
But really, I did this

52. My bard does not know how to play Inna Godda Davida on marachas.

 

[Kwaren]

I played a chaotic neutral sorcerer who specialized in domination and illusion spells. I made a peasant think his head was covered in very angry ants. He beat himself to death with a branding iron trying to kill the imaginary ants. I did it for the laughs. I regret nothing.

 

[ace_of_something]

I played an Neutral Evil wizard once, he always left one person alive when the party was attacked to question. One particularly difficult Hobgoblin had to have his limbs systematically removed before he would talk.

One player I knew refused to accept that the ogre they had just slain had no loot and so cut off the ogres dong using his leathworking and taxidermy skills made it in to a sap or black jack for knocking people out.

That was pretty horrible.