Scored a friend of a friend's girlfriend on New Years Eve. As everyone was shouting "Happy New Year!". We were both quite drunk, I'm blaming that. Though she is a hottie. *Cough*
Worst thing you've done when you're drunk
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One night I had about half a bottle of Jack Daniels as a pre game. The first party I was at I ran into my ex who was with her bf at the time. I ended up yelling at her and almost fighting him. Then my friends and I go to another party. By this time I'm extremely fucked up. The party is lame so me and all my friends start peeing is closets and stuff. On our walk to another party, most of them leave to go home, so it ends up being me and one other guy. When we get to the next party I'm just way to fucked up to do anything. I end up just sitting around. Suddenly I feel like I need to throw up and I go outside. When I finish I start walking home alone. When I started walking home I thought I knew where I was going, eventually the landmark I based my direction off of, that I passed 30 mins earlier, was getting closer. So I sit down and call a taxi (BTW its freezing cold). While sitting there I throw up again and pass out on the side walk. The next morning I wake up in my ex's bathroom with a very very bad hang over. It turns out I didn't call a taxi, I called her, idk why she picked me up but she did.
The night was more intense to me at the time. Reading it now, it doesnt seem like such a bad night. But I was belligerent pretty much the whole night.
The night was more intense to me at the time. Reading it now, it doesnt seem like such a bad night. But I was belligerent pretty much the whole night.
One night, me and some mates had some drinks at one of their houses. It was pretty much the first time I had drunk properly, and we were drinking absinthe and wine, and i think there was some vodka too. Anyway, me and my gf (who doesnt drink) crashed out on my mates bed, but at around 10 in the morning, my gf kicked me out for snoring, so I wandered into the living room, still totally drunk, and tried to go to sleep. Later on, I heard this odd sort of spattering sound coming from the dining room next door, followed by an ear-spillting shriek. It turns out that one of my mates, who had been drinking heavily, had decided it was a good idea to take a piss in the corner of the dining room! Needless to say, our host was not amused, it was just as well her parents werent there. Fun times.
Banged some bird who loved me, after telling her I loved her, when really I had no intention to speak to her ever again. Of course you can't blame the alcohol because the whole thing was premeditated, I'm just a bastard.
Oh, geez, where to begin...
There was the one and only time I've ever blacked out - I was staying in my friends' dorm room. I drank most of a bottle of rum, straight. I staggered down the hall to our other friends' room, but they wouldn't let me in, and I fell and hit my head on a brick being used to prop their door open. My friends that I was staying with dragged me back to their room, where I puked everywhere. So then they dragged me into the shower and just threw me in with my clothes on. I woke up the next day with the worst hangover ever, and I had to work too.
At a club one night, I bought these girls a couple rounds of drinks. One of them was really drunk, and she danced, erm, very provocatively with me. It was awesome at the time (as far as I can remember, she was pretty hot), but thinking back on it now makes me pretty ashamed. I wish I could talk to her and just apologize, but I have no clue who she is or how to contact her.
A few times where I really shouldn't have drove home.
A few times when I puked or otherwise made a mess of my friend's place and just bailed early before anybody else woke up.
The summer after high school, there was a big party I went to. This girl was there that I had a huge crush on, she was really beautiful and popular, but really nice, too - she went out with me to a formal dance earlier in the year. So I took her aside and confessed to her that I was in love with her. But I was half-passing out at the same time, so she was just kind of like "Uh, okayyy...." and walked off.
Oh, and one time while drinking at my sister's place, I had to go #2 and sat down on her toilet so hard that it cracked apart. Luckily her landlord replaced it, no problem. Still embarrasing, though.
I think that pretty much sums it up. These days I don't drink nearly as much as I did, so the stupid shit is pretty much at an end, thankfully.
There was the one and only time I've ever blacked out - I was staying in my friends' dorm room. I drank most of a bottle of rum, straight. I staggered down the hall to our other friends' room, but they wouldn't let me in, and I fell and hit my head on a brick being used to prop their door open. My friends that I was staying with dragged me back to their room, where I puked everywhere. So then they dragged me into the shower and just threw me in with my clothes on. I woke up the next day with the worst hangover ever, and I had to work too.
At a club one night, I bought these girls a couple rounds of drinks. One of them was really drunk, and she danced, erm, very provocatively with me. It was awesome at the time (as far as I can remember, she was pretty hot), but thinking back on it now makes me pretty ashamed. I wish I could talk to her and just apologize, but I have no clue who she is or how to contact her.
A few times where I really shouldn't have drove home.
A few times when I puked or otherwise made a mess of my friend's place and just bailed early before anybody else woke up.
The summer after high school, there was a big party I went to. This girl was there that I had a huge crush on, she was really beautiful and popular, but really nice, too - she went out with me to a formal dance earlier in the year. So I took her aside and confessed to her that I was in love with her. But I was half-passing out at the same time, so she was just kind of like "Uh, okayyy...." and walked off.
Oh, and one time while drinking at my sister's place, I had to go #2 and sat down on her toilet so hard that it cracked apart. Luckily her landlord replaced it, no problem. Still embarrasing, though.
I think that pretty much sums it up. These days I don't drink nearly as much as I did, so the stupid shit is pretty much at an end, thankfully.
I once went to denver - met some friends, we had a few hotel rooms. I had a bottle of dark seal rum with me, drank half of it myself. Woke up the next day feeling terrible - also with a half naked blond on top of me, and a used condom still on me. Is that bad? Not until you realize we'd been in a room full of people all night ...
When I'm drunk, I have very clear memories of what I didn't do. Once, I was at this party, and everyone seemed to not want to talk to me, even though I was being as civilized as anyone could when 2-3 tequilas up. The next day, I found out that I was speaking entirely in latin.
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There's a friend of mine forgets English and speaks fluent French when drunk. He has no french relatives and has only been there once too.Colonel Rosso said:
First time I got drunk, when I got back home I managed to spray vomit pretty much everywhere, around the toilet, except for actually in the toilet itself. And on myself. My mum was not happy.
The craziest thing was walking on along a 10ft wall, which was covered in ice, and also walking along shouting 'Tardis' at random people/things. I have also managed to repeatedly resist the urge to fight people, no matter how much they want to.
The craziest thing was walking on along a 10ft wall, which was covered in ice, and also walking along shouting 'Tardis' at random people/things. I have also managed to repeatedly resist the urge to fight people, no matter how much they want to.
Yeah I'm not very good at holding it in sometimesantipunt said:D:o0pwnman0o said:I do that sober. Hell I SHIT in their lawns soberantipunt said:pissed in someone's lawn
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