Worst thing you've done when you're drunk
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I was 17 and drinking with my friends on the beach at like 8pm, when one of them fell down and I laughed so hard that I blacked out.
I woke up at 7am on the floor in a friend's living room (a female friend), with three friends sleeping on the couch and her standing over me brushing her teeth. I was like "What the hell happened?" She said "I have to go to work, why do you ask them" and then she walked out.
Apparently during my blackout I had suggested we go crash her house and raid her dad's liquor cabinet. I was told that I spent the entire night drinking, telling jokes, and acting out lines from movies, and everyone was laughing so hard at me that one of them fell over and broke the girl's coffee table.
Oh, and this was the girl I was seriously into, and hoping to hook up with at some point. She got over me trashing her house and keeping her up all night, but, uh, we never got together. Sigh.
I woke up at 7am on the floor in a friend's living room (a female friend), with three friends sleeping on the couch and her standing over me brushing her teeth. I was like "What the hell happened?" She said "I have to go to work, why do you ask them" and then she walked out.
Apparently during my blackout I had suggested we go crash her house and raid her dad's liquor cabinet. I was told that I spent the entire night drinking, telling jokes, and acting out lines from movies, and everyone was laughing so hard at me that one of them fell over and broke the girl's coffee table.
Oh, and this was the girl I was seriously into, and hoping to hook up with at some point. She got over me trashing her house and keeping her up all night, but, uh, we never got together. Sigh.
Oh my god i could go on forever........
The most recent, i ordered a beer of some cheap shitty American Pilsner, drank it and then puked it back into the pint glass, flagged the bartender down and told him "I didn't order this mudslide!!" He proceeded to kick me and my buddies out, and when one of them was yelling at me on the sidewalk my excuse was "Sorry for partying!!" That has now been our moto for the past couple weeks or so... everytime a friend gets mad.... sorry for partying.
The most recent, i ordered a beer of some cheap shitty American Pilsner, drank it and then puked it back into the pint glass, flagged the bartender down and told him "I didn't order this mudslide!!" He proceeded to kick me and my buddies out, and when one of them was yelling at me on the sidewalk my excuse was "Sorry for partying!!" That has now been our moto for the past couple weeks or so... everytime a friend gets mad.... sorry for partying.
Haha, that's awesome. Mind if I steal that line?quiet_samurai said:
Oh, and I thought of a couple more that I've probably repressed until now -
One time I was walking from a bar to my sister's apartment, and on the way I walked past this building with this girl sitting on a porch. She asked me if I had light for her cigarette, and I didn't but I ended up stopping and talking to her. But it was really a dude - it took me awhile to realize that, and I ended up walking with "her" to a convenience store and buying her a bunch of shit. At least I realized she was actually a he before any sexual shenanigans occured.
Another time, I was at a party at my cousin's house. She's kinda shady, so there were some unsavory types in attendance. This one girl convinced me to go with her into the bathroom and give her all the money I had (about $60) and she would have sex with me. I could barely even get it up, so she "promised" me that she would get together again sometime, and gave me a phone number. The next day I figured it was probably fake and didn't even try to call her.
ThaBenMan said:
only if I get novelty checks..... j/k go for it man, I can really be used for all instances.
Ok keeep in mind two things. 1-I feel really bad about it after the fact. 2-I was really, really drunk.
Ok, so on my 23rd birthday, I wanted to celebrate. I was in a new town, new job, etc. My roommates were all camping that weekend, but I had to work, so I had the house to myself. All my friends were working, I had the day off. So I sat on the couch feeling sorry for myself and started downing a 1.75 of Jack. I'm about 3/4 of the way through the bottle, watching a movie and playing Halo 2, when I decide I have to goi to the bathroom. I'm also wondering why I can still see straight and don't feel messed up. So I take another shot. Then I stand up. All the booze seemed to hit at once, the world goes fuzzy, and I fall. Right into my roommate's brand new, $650 apiece rims for his car. Shiny, happy rims suddenly start rolling around, crashing into everything in the living room as I scramble to try and contain them, one of them rolls out the door, and somehow manages to find it's way into the road just as a pickup drives by and slams into it, completely messing up the rim. Yeah, I moved shortly after that.
Ok, so on my 23rd birthday, I wanted to celebrate. I was in a new town, new job, etc. My roommates were all camping that weekend, but I had to work, so I had the house to myself. All my friends were working, I had the day off. So I sat on the couch feeling sorry for myself and started downing a 1.75 of Jack. I'm about 3/4 of the way through the bottle, watching a movie and playing Halo 2, when I decide I have to goi to the bathroom. I'm also wondering why I can still see straight and don't feel messed up. So I take another shot. Then I stand up. All the booze seemed to hit at once, the world goes fuzzy, and I fall. Right into my roommate's brand new, $650 apiece rims for his car. Shiny, happy rims suddenly start rolling around, crashing into everything in the living room as I scramble to try and contain them, one of them rolls out the door, and somehow manages to find it's way into the road just as a pickup drives by and slams into it, completely messing up the rim. Yeah, I moved shortly after that.
I passed out after drinking a few bottles of perry (7.5), I woke up and I knocked over the half full bottle I left laying around.
I'm so naughty.
I'm so naughty.
Wow, some of this stuff's pretty damn impressive. though I've done worse, the main one I'll share is that I drank a full bottle of Olive Oil in order to win a friend's phone off of him.
Amazingly, I didn't spew.
Amazingly, I didn't spew.