Worst thing you've ever eaten
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<color=purple> Either it was squid or octopus. It was sushi. One of them I love, the other I despise. I cannot recall which is which. One is served as a slab of meat, and one is a tentacle. Each is wrapped to rice with seaweed. Amazingly it is the piece of tentacle that I like. the texture is really weird of course but it is good. The meat one was horrible. Just horrible.
Badly cooked Spanish omelette with courgettes (or zucchinis).
Cursed sailing school cook couldn't cook or sail!
Cursed sailing school cook couldn't cook or sail!
I've had some unusual things, such as head cheese and blood sausage. But those are fine.
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Once somewhere in the mid 1990s I went on a dare to eat everything handed to me all at once due to sheer boredom. There was one of those insta- taco or pizza meals cold, hot sauce, bbq sauce, ice cream, soaked in cola... Some other crap. It didn't stay in my esophagus long more or less even reach my stomach. I don't remember the taste, though.
I have found that with age your sense of taste shifts dramatically to accept more bitter and salty foods. I use to hate sourkraut, but now I find it works perfectly in addition to perogies and sausage. I now enjoy hot&sour soup more than wonton. My urge to eat fish has risen, so long as it is properly prepared. I still hate beats a bit. How about borscht?
I hate borscht.
Hm...
Once somewhere in the mid 1990s I went on a dare to eat everything handed to me all at once due to sheer boredom. There was one of those insta- taco or pizza meals cold, hot sauce, bbq sauce, ice cream, soaked in cola... Some other crap. It didn't stay in my esophagus long more or less even reach my stomach. I don't remember the taste, though.
I have found that with age your sense of taste shifts dramatically to accept more bitter and salty foods. I use to hate sourkraut, but now I find it works perfectly in addition to perogies and sausage. I now enjoy hot&sour soup more than wonton. My urge to eat fish has risen, so long as it is properly prepared. I still hate beats a bit. How about borscht?
I hate borscht.
Russian Vodka. It was my Dad's and I asked my Mum if I could try it. She said yes (assumed I was joking) and I opened up this old bottle of Vodka, put a bit in a class and sipped a bit and my entire mouth felt like lit up on fire. That was so god awful I can't even describe it.
I was about 11/12 at the time but jesus christus that probably put me off alcohol for life.
I was about 11/12 at the time but jesus christus that probably put me off alcohol for life.
A fish sandwich from Checkers. I humor my pescatarian (read: fish and veggies only) friend by ordering the same thing as her whenever we grab dinner... and I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Checkers, but I could swear the tartar sauce was made from... it's hard to describe. Imagine the most nauseatingly sweet thing you've ever eaten, and then add the flavor of pickle.
I guess I could describe it as the same flavor you'd get from mixing frosting and relish. Or maybe you could describe it as finding a diabetic lying face-down in their own vomit, having committed suicide by ingesting a pound of sugar with a pickle brine chaser, and then running your finger through the vomit and tasting it. It's a shame, because the fish itself was alright. I just couldn't bear to choke it down with the tartar sauce on it.
I guess I could describe it as the same flavor you'd get from mixing frosting and relish. Or maybe you could describe it as finding a diabetic lying face-down in their own vomit, having committed suicide by ingesting a pound of sugar with a pickle brine chaser, and then running your finger through the vomit and tasting it. It's a shame, because the fish itself was alright. I just couldn't bear to choke it down with the tartar sauce on it.
For me, it wasn't really on purpose
Anyone ever seen those pop-rocks things where you mix poprocks, water, and two other powders in a test-tube? Well, I was making one of those, and the ingredients weren't cooperating very well. I ended up accidentally drinking the entire packet of pure sour horribleness combined with tap water.
Once the entire concoction was in my mouth, I started puking (luckily it was outside) and afterwards I couldn't stop drooling for about half an hour.
My cousin, who was with me at the time, thought it was funny, and did the same thing with his sour packet thing to cheer me up. Needless to say, I was cheered up after he started drooling all over the place and swearing about poprocks for the next ten minutes.
Anyone ever seen those pop-rocks things where you mix poprocks, water, and two other powders in a test-tube? Well, I was making one of those, and the ingredients weren't cooperating very well. I ended up accidentally drinking the entire packet of pure sour horribleness combined with tap water.
Once the entire concoction was in my mouth, I started puking (luckily it was outside) and afterwards I couldn't stop drooling for about half an hour.
My cousin, who was with me at the time, thought it was funny, and did the same thing with his sour packet thing to cheer me up. Needless to say, I was cheered up after he started drooling all over the place and swearing about poprocks for the next ten minutes.
I think he was joking when he said it, hence the 'lol'.Fraught said:
But... thank you?
Habit of sticking odd, 'random' things in my mouth.unholyavenger13 said:
Good question, I think it's either goat cheese, mussels or raw chicory.
The only thing we actually eat every now and then is the latter as some kind of salad. Gods mum I know you can't really cook, but damn.
The only thing we actually eat every now and then is the latter as some kind of salad. Gods mum I know you can't really cook, but damn.
Except for pot noodles, they're divine.Duskwaith said:
Imagine you're taking a gulp of milk. Now imagine your expression and the taste on your tongue as the first lump glides into your mouth. Now imagine 10 minutes of vomiting, as you stare in horror at the curdled, off-colour, white-yellow liquid seeping menacingly across the floor (that was once fresh milk) that you now have to spend the next 15 minutes getting out of the carpet. Your heart sinks, and you sit and wonder why the hell you didn't look at the carton sell-by before you drank...
Actually, I don't find raw onion bad. It tastes like an apple. Then 10 seconds later, it's really spicy.Marter said:
The worst thing I've ever eaten is shit.
Nah, just kidding. The worst thing I've ever 'tasted' (not eaten) is this stuff called "Theraflu." If anyone doesn't know what this is, it's a hot drink meant to be served for either the Flu or a sore throat. It is the most vile drink ever, and I've had straight shots of whiskey, vodka, tequila, rum, scotch, and everclear before. I will take any of those over theraflu.
I remember having it as a kid, my mother and father gave it to me when I was sick one day, and I wouldn't drink it (after one sip). They thought I was being fussy, but then tried it themselves, and hated it. It's just awful.