Worst thing you've ever eaten

[Verlander]

Imagine you're taking a gulp of milk. Now imagine your expression and the taste on your tongue as the first lump glides into your mouth. Now imagine 10 minutes of vomiting, as you stare in horror at the curdled, off-colour, white-yellow liquid seeping menacingly across the floor (that was once fresh milk) that you now have to spend the next 15 minutes getting out of the carpet. Your heart sinks, and you sit and wonder why the hell you didn't look at the carton sell-by before you drank...

This is why you should use see through plasitc bottles for your milk. I feel for you man

 

[VicunaBlue]

Vietnamese "Sweet Grass Drink". The name explains it perfectly, It is boiled lawn clippings mixed with sugar.

EDIT: Or frisbee cakes. Think of everything you love about pancakes, now make that out of clay, fire it in a kiln for 6 hours and then piss on it. Summer camp...

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Imagine you're taking a gulp of milk. Now imagine your expression and the taste on your tongue as the first lump glides into your mouth. Now imagine 10 minutes of vomiting, as you stare in horror at the curdled, off-colour, white-yellow liquid seeping menacingly across the floor (that was once fresh milk) that you now have to spend the next 15 minutes getting out of the carpet. Your heart sinks, and you sit and wonder why the hell you didn't look at the carton sell-by before you drank...

This is why you should use see through plasitc bottles for your milk. I feel for you man

We ran out of those (we normally use them) so I had to head down to the mini market and that was all I could find at short notice, but my dad had already got some more so it lay forgotten in the fridge unti the next time we ran out about a week later. It was only after the ordeal that I realised in my rush I had bought it on its sell by date... stupid me

 

[Kakkoi]

Mashed Potato, egg, and peanut butter. I was 9 and my little sister forced me to eat it. Needless to say it was awful and I got food poisoning.

 

[Fraught]

Then why did you call him a ************, and ask him what's wrong with him?

I think he was joking when he said it, hence the 'lol'.

Well, yeah, I knew he was joking, obviously, otherwise moderator wrath would've been wisely-used with a case where someone calls the other a ************, but I am in the habit myself of answering everything sarcastical, or something that is said in a joking manner, with a reply that is sarcastical, or one that is said in a joking manner.

But... thank you?

You're welcome!

 

[Counterwise]

Some savory hot-sauce. Splashed some on my pork-chop.
Ruined the whole contents of the plate and made me gag for 20 minutes. Suddenly i wasn't hungry anymore. The bottle went to the bin right after the pork.

 

[Obrien Xp]

9-patty burger from A&W (animal burger)
6-patty Animal Burger
Raw Potato

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Fish Tounges. (I think they are sometimes they are called fish cheeks but they are fish tounges)

My grandmother brought over a box of them from Norway one time and I thought it was the best fish I have ever tasted. It seemed to taste a whole lot worse once I knew what they were.

I've eaten a leaf.

That's it really. Not a lot else.

 

[shadyh8er]

Raw garlic. I was stupid enough to think "hey, I like garlic bread! How bad could garlic taste?"

Most disgusting think I ever DRANK was Mesala Soda. The damn thing isn't even soda! It's just water with some weird combination of spices mixed into it.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

A death mix of salt lemonade coke water and pepper. All took a swig at a friends party on a dare. Half of us nearly threw up and all of us spat it out instantly.

 

[Mr. McFuzzers]

Green beans!
I hate those damn things.

 

[_Cake_]

The worst thing for me(but it didn't taste bad) was a "Brownie Batter Blizzard" on my birthday.

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130% Saturated Fat from a drink lol
I think I'm gonna try that KFC sandwich that has two pieces of fried chicken instead of bread this year.

 

[brebo]

Tomatoes with chocolate sauce. (It was a dare)

 

[Entropyutd]

Sill - Raw pickled herring.

All herrings are sill I think, it's a scandinavian word for them. Are you talking about rollmops?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollmops

Rollmops are lovely, eat them all the time. But then I have a tradiational east London family, so loadsa fish!

Traditionally it is semi pickled fish, usually herring. it comes in various "sauces" mustard being very common.
I am a fan of Rollmops and do like fish, raw or not, however, Sill comes in a variety of flavors, and to some, the more the fish rots and ferments in the sauce, the better it tastes.
The variety I refer to was one of the "riper" brands.

 

[Mr.Napier]

my toenails, I was drunk and even sober I have trouble turning down a dare.

 

[Jonluw]

When I was a kid, me and some friends dared eachother to drink a mixture of cod liver oil, coffee-powder, and various other things.

As for eating; I can't remember.