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SkarKrow said:
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I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]
I'm not as fond of the after-taste, but I still like it just fine... I just realised I'm discussing the taste of spunk with strangers on the internet. This is fucking surreal.
Y'know I had that thought to, it is surreal.

I think it tastes good because of the psychological effect of pleasing a partner. To inject some kind of rationale.
That makes more rational sense than my theory, which is that it just tastes so good to me because I'm a natural-born cocksucker.
 

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Vodka and OJ, otherwise known as a Screwdriver. I was in France, hanging out with some of the other foreign exchange students. One of them - from Switzerland - was drinking the aforementioned cup of bile. I asked what it was, he told me, I remarked that I'd never tried vodka, he thrust his cup at me and told me to try it, I did, I spit it out as soon as it hit my tongue.

He mocked me for not being able to hold my liquor. I told him that drink for the flavor and/or how it feels going down my throat, not just to get drunk.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]
I'm not as fond of the after-taste, but I still like it just fine... I just realised I'm discussing the taste of spunk with strangers on the internet. This is fucking surreal.
Y'know I had that thought to, it is surreal.

I think it tastes good because of the psychological effect of pleasing a partner. To inject some kind of rationale.
That makes more rational sense than my theory, which is that it just tastes so good to me because I'm a natural-born cocksucker.
Nothing wrong with that, I haven't done such a thing in years tbh, c'est la vie, the cons of being ina relationship
 

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SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]
I'm not as fond of the after-taste, but I still like it just fine... I just realised I'm discussing the taste of spunk with strangers on the internet. This is fucking surreal.
Y'know I had that thought to, it is surreal.

I think it tastes good because of the psychological effect of pleasing a partner. To inject some kind of rationale.
That makes more rational sense than my theory, which is that it just tastes so good to me because I'm a natural-born cocksucker.
Nothing wrong with that, I haven't done such a thing in years tbh, c'est la vie, the cons of being ina relationship
Wait... being in a relationship has stopped the frequency of blowjobs? Weird, for me it's the other way round. Well, not recently due to us being in the middle of a prolonged fight, but in general.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]
I'm not as fond of the after-taste, but I still like it just fine... I just realised I'm discussing the taste of spunk with strangers on the internet. This is fucking surreal.
Y'know I had that thought to, it is surreal.

I think it tastes good because of the psychological effect of pleasing a partner. To inject some kind of rationale.
That makes more rational sense than my theory, which is that it just tastes so good to me because I'm a natural-born cocksucker.
Nothing wrong with that, I haven't done such a thing in years tbh, c'est la vie, the cons of being ina relationship
Wait... being in a relationship has stopped the frequency of blowjobs? Weird, for me it's the other way round. Well, not recently due to us being in the middle of a prolonged fight, but in general.
Ah that sucks dude, it's because I'm bisexual and I have a girlfriend lol.
Fighting is never good, my girlfriend is very hot-headed so we have alot of fights, I'm too laid back for it though.
 

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When I was young I bit into a bar of soap that was shaped like a sea-shell I must have thought it was a cookie or something. I could also go with Cough medicine that shit is disgusting.
 

ReservoirAngel

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SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
SkarKrow said:
I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]
I'm not as fond of the after-taste, but I still like it just fine... I just realised I'm discussing the taste of spunk with strangers on the internet. This is fucking surreal.
Y'know I had that thought to, it is surreal.

I think it tastes good because of the psychological effect of pleasing a partner. To inject some kind of rationale.
That makes more rational sense than my theory, which is that it just tastes so good to me because I'm a natural-born cocksucker.
Nothing wrong with that, I haven't done such a thing in years tbh, c'est la vie, the cons of being ina relationship
Wait... being in a relationship has stopped the frequency of blowjobs? Weird, for me it's the other way round. Well, not recently due to us being in the middle of a prolonged fight, but in general.
Ah that sucks dude, it's because I'm bisexual and I have a girlfriend lol.
Fighting is never good, my girlfriend is very hot-headed so we have alot of fights, I'm too laid back for it though.
Ah so, it all suddenly seems so clear...

My boyfriend's the laid back one out of us. I try to be and a lot of the time I am, but deep down I'm a highly-strung little bastard with a penchant for the dramatic. Which makes me quite sensitive to things a lot of the time. Which makes me afraid that this entire fight is actually my fault for being too dramatic...
 

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as far as food intended to be edible; rosewater baklava. the taste and texture was similar to soggy cat food.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
Ah so, it all suddenly seems so clear...

My boyfriend's the laid back one out of us. I try to be and a lot of the time I am, but deep down I'm a highly-strung little bastard with a penchant for the dramatic. Which makes me quite sensitive to things a lot of the time. Which makes me afraid that this entire fight is actually my fault for being too dramatic...
It takes alot to get to me tbh but when it gets to me I really lose it. Though I am a bit of a drama queen. Such an imbalanced creature I am.

What exactly are you fighting over, if thats not too personal a question? skype/msn is an option btw, god knows i dont know 90% of my contacts anyway (I blame twitter...)

Captcha: total shambles

How did the captcha know how to describe my life?....
 

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SkarKrow said:
ReservoirAngel said:
Ah so, it all suddenly seems so clear...

My boyfriend's the laid back one out of us. I try to be and a lot of the time I am, but deep down I'm a highly-strung little bastard with a penchant for the dramatic. Which makes me quite sensitive to things a lot of the time. Which makes me afraid that this entire fight is actually my fault for being too dramatic...
It takes alot to get to me tbh but when it gets to me I really lose it. Though I am a bit of a drama queen. Such an imbalanced creature I am.

What exactly are you fighting over, if thats not too personal a question? skype/msn is an option btw, god knows i dont know 90% of my contacts anyway (I blame twitter...)
Oh it's fucking stupid. We got into some petty fucking squabble last week and somehow that ended with him really pissed off at me because apparently I've been eyeing strangers up more and more lately, and I'm pissed at him because he basically ended up calling me a filthy slut because of the whole "eyefucking strangers" thing as well as my... shall we say, less than pure, past before I met him.

And we're both too fucking stubborn to apologise, apparently. Well, he is. I haven't really done fuck all wrong, considering most of what he's pissed about is shit I did before I even knew he existed.
 

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Oh it's fucking stupid. We got into some petty fucking squabble last week and somehow that ended with him really pissed off at me because apparently I've been eyeing strangers up more and more lately, and I'm pissed at him because he basically ended up calling me a filthy slut because of the whole "eyefucking strangers" thing as well as my... shall we say, less than pure, past before I met him.

And we're both too fucking stubborn to apologise, apparently. Well, he is. I haven't really done fuck all wrong, considering most of what he's pissed about is shit I did before I even knew he existed.
Well, he shouldn't care about your past and should love you in spite of it and you need to tell him that. Do you look at other people alot? It's fine so long as you don't touch, everyone does it, it just depends to what degree you do it. Negotiate and compromise on it, but he shouldn't be angry over your past, if it's that big a problem he probably doesn't really care that much to begin with.

Thus is my synopsis.

Incidentally my girlfriend is now not talking to me as of 4 minutes ago, fun days this uni stuff.
My situation:

I do not want to video chat, I have lesson planning and pupil profiling to do for uni. She dislikes video chatting when I'm doing other stuff because it's "ignoring her". She can completely ignore me and it's fine. Go figure. Shame there are no men where I live worth looking at let alone dating.
 

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SkarKrow said:
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Oh it's fucking stupid. We got into some petty fucking squabble last week and somehow that ended with him really pissed off at me because apparently I've been eyeing strangers up more and more lately, and I'm pissed at him because he basically ended up calling me a filthy slut because of the whole "eyefucking strangers" thing as well as my... shall we say, less than pure, past before I met him.

And we're both too fucking stubborn to apologise, apparently. Well, he is. I haven't really done fuck all wrong, considering most of what he's pissed about is shit I did before I even knew he existed.
Well, he shouldn't care about your past and should love you in spite of it and you need to tell him that. Do you look at other people alot? It's fine so long as you don't touch, everyone does it, it just depends to what degree you do it. Negotiate and compromise on it, but he shouldn't be angry over your past, if it's that big a problem he probably doesn't really care that much to begin with.
I'm not denying I do look at other guys. I'm only human after all, expecting me to not even glance is expecting far too much from me. But I'm never really aware of how much I'm doing it. I could never tell a look from a "look", so I have no clue how frequently I apparently oggle dudes.

Really, I can change on that one. I can consciously try to cut down on the oggling. But him getting pissy about the shit I did before I met him just annoys me. Especially since before he met me he had a fucking reputation as a drunken womaniser.

SkarKrow said:
Incidentally my girlfriend is now not talking to me as of 4 minutes ago, fun days this uni stuff.
My situation:

I do not want to video chat, I have lesson planning and pupil profiling to do for uni. She dislikes video chatting when I'm doing other stuff because it's "ignoring her". She can completely ignore me and it's fine. Go figure. Shame there are no men where I live worth looking at let alone dating.
And this is why I date/fuck men. Much less hassle involved. Very little of the irrational craziness that seems to characterise so many women in relationships.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
I'm not denying I do look at other guys. I'm only human after all, expecting me to not even glance is expecting far too much from me. But I'm never really aware of how much I'm doing it. I could never tell a look from a "look", so I have no clue how frequently I apparently oggle dudes.

Really, I can change on that one. I can consciously try to cut down on the oggling. But him getting pissy about the shit I did before I met him just annoys me. Especially since before he met me he had a fucking reputation as a drunken womaniser.

And this is why I date/fuck men. Much less hassle involved. Very little of the irrational craziness that seems to characterise so many women in relationships.
My relationship is one of the biggest sources of stress in my life and I'm going into one of the most stressful professions. Sadly love is blind for me apparently, I've never had a good relationship and this is the best thus far so idk.

I'm not saying that you're saying you don't. He shouldn't expect you not to, it sounds like he thinks you've done something wrong behind his back. That or he's paranoid about such things from being a similar way to what he suspects in previous relationships, i.e. he anticipates his own past behaviours in present and future partners.

Wow, drunken womaniser eh? May sound a touch racist but is he Irish too? Interesting combination him and thee from the hour I've been discussing things with you and what little I know of you(/notracistjustcurious)
 

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My relationship is one of the biggest sources of stress in my life and I'm going into one of the most stressful professions. Sadly love is blind for me apparently, I've never had a good relationship and this is the best thus far so idk.
I'm pretty sure any relationship is guaranteed to be stressful. Just comes with the territory, really.

SkarKrow said:
I'm not saying that you're saying you don't. He shouldn't expect you not to, it sounds like he thinks you've done something wrong behind his back. That or he's paranoid about such things from being a similar way to what he suspects in previous relationships, i.e. he anticipates his own past behaviours in present and future partners.
He never had any past relationships. Just a large string of one night stands. Oddly, I was the same way too. God only knows how we've lasted in a monogamous relationship as long as we have...

I suppose it's possible that given I'm his first relationship he's paranoid that I'm going to end up getting bored and want to explore other options... which is still kinda stupid of him since I've made it very clear in the past that I love him and don't want to fuck anybody else.

SkarKrow said:
Wow, drunken womaniser eh? May sound a touch racist but is he Irish too? Interesting combination him and thee from the hour I've been discussing things with you and what little I know of you(/notracistjustcurious)
No, not Irish. Part French, if I remember correctly... but no, not a drop of Irish in him.

Yeah, people are still confused at how a drunken womaniser like him goes from that to being in a relationship with a man, but oh well.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
He never had any past relationships. Just a large string of one night stands. Oddly, I was the same way too. God only knows how we've lasted in a monogamous relationship as long as we have...

I suppose it's possible that given I'm his first relationship he's paranoid that I'm going to end up getting bored and want to explore other options... which is still kinda stupid of him since I've made it very clear in the past that I love him and don't want to fuck anybody else.
Ask him if thats why he's acting that way, it's common to worry about things like that, if you think that may be the problem call him or w/e and ask. Maybe it's just a misunderstanding of intent that you've both taken a bit too far. :)
 

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Eggshells. I bet I've tasted more unpleasant things in theory, but eggshells are a constant threat and the mere thought of them makes me heave. Like, I'm heaving a bit right now, thanks for that OP.
 

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durian fruit
smells horrid like buring rotten garbage and tastes like raw onion ice cream


WHY DO SOME PEOPLE EAT THIS WILLINGLY

runners up would be vegimite and cat food (dont ask)
You tried that one, too? I learned in an ethnology class that this is the only thing in nature that tastes different for everyone. So some idiot brought one of the fruit? vegetable? along and our professor reminded us that one of the most important things in ethnological studies is curiosity and keeping an open mind. So everyone had to try one big spoon full of the flesh.

The first one thought it tasted like vanilla and for me it was like you said: It tasted like extremely oniony soup and is almost vomit inducing when you chew that stuff. The worst part was that I hadn't eaten anything else that day and had to burp regulary. With the taste always coming back again.
 

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A super spicy soup in Thailand.. I cried tears from my eyes.
The first taste was actually quite tasty, then the burning sensation came, a burning sensation of pain I can only compare to squeezing a zit out on the shaft of your manhood, except you wouldn't expect food to make your mouth hurt like your ...