Worst thing you've ever tasted?

[ReservoirAngel]

He never had any past relationships. Just a large string of one night stands. Oddly, I was the same way too. God only knows how we've lasted in a monogamous relationship as long as we have...

I suppose it's possible that given I'm his first relationship he's paranoid that I'm going to end up getting bored and want to explore other options... which is still kinda stupid of him since I've made it very clear in the past that I love him and don't want to fuck anybody else.

Ask him if thats why he's acting that way, it's common to worry about things like that, if you think that may be the problem call him or w/e and ask. Maybe it's just a misunderstanding of intent that you've both taken a bit too far.

Yeah I might go see him tomorrow, see if this stupid thing can be hashed out. Don't see why I should be the one doing it though, I never did anything wrong in the first place.

Also wow, we've kind of derailed this thread...

 

[Random Argument Man]

There's 2 things that I've tasted and almost threw up.

The first was a made-up prank drink for a friend of mine. We basicly took every alchohol in the cabinet and mixed it together. You know the smell of sunscreen lotion? Well, we managed to recreate the taste. On a similar note, have you ever passed near a farm and the smell of manure just took over? That smell was recreated in taste when I tasted somekind of "cheese" that my uncle gave me.

 

[crazyarms33]

I once made my brother a coffee, fish oil, orange juice and toothpaste milkshake. XD

ಠ_ಠ

I did weightlifting a couple of years ago. My partner convinced me to invest in a huge bucket of creatine powder in order to boost our peformance. The stuff worked by dissolving it in water and then consuming it. It tasted like PUKE...

Use milk instead(if you're not lactose intolerant) it makes it way better. Also consider adding a banana if you're using a blender.

 

[The White Hunter]

Yeah I might go see him tomorrow, see if this stupid thing can be hashed out. Don't see why I should be the one doing it though, I never did anything wrong in the first place.

Also wow, we've kind of derailed this thread...

Do that =] I hope it goes well for you. Honestly, you probably didnt, but that's just a part of it tbh, I never really do anything wrong but I'm always the one that has to patch everything back up and bear the burden of maintenance.

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

Pervy hermit salutes you also xD

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Yeah I might go see him tomorrow, see if this stupid thing can be hashed out. Don't see why I should be the one doing it though, I never did anything wrong in the first place.

Also wow, we've kind of derailed this thread...

Do that =] I hope it goes well for you. Honestly, you probably didnt, but that's just a part of it tbh, I never really do anything wrong but I'm always the one that has to patch everything back up and bear the burden of maintenance.

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

It is indeed funny how stuff goes. Truly a surreal experience, you'll have to pm me or something tell me how it goes, aye?

Edit: The song that just came on has a fair bit to do with man-gravy, funny how things come around. (The Only Time - Nine Inch Nails, if you're curoius)

 

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to me the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

 

[tangoprime]

I once took a big drink of buttermilk because I thought it was whole milk (which I normally don't drink anyway). I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth all night, it was like spoiled milk sludge. I just physically shuddered a bit thinking about that.

Also, Tequila, not sure why, I'm cool with just about every other spirit, and I drink most neat or rocks, but tequila by itself just makes me wretch. I can drink 151 straight, I'm fine with sambuca (and love ouzo), jaeger, cognac, vodka, etc., but can't deal with Tequila, even smelling it makes me dry heave.

 

[ShakyFiend]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I will counter that by seriously saying sperm tastes yucky.
The things I do for love...

I know someone who can cheek it...apparently better than swallowing but still, and instruct your loved person to eat pineapple, im told it makes it palatable, if not exactly gourmet.

Jamaican rum is pretty nasty, stuff feels like a punch to the brain with a spiked oven mitt. Oh, unfiltered, stale, cheap tobacco (especially drum),

ah, got it, Worst taste ever is: when you drink half a bottle of Jaeger, smoke way too many cigarettes, brush your teeth before going to bed (i'm responsible) but don't clean the brush.

You then use that first thing in the morning, ...god damn it was disgusting, like a toilet brush left in silage out the back of a pub filtered through an ash tray.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to me the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

I think given what we've been talking, the original intent of this thread has already been severely damaged. A little reference to auto-fellatio isn't going to do much more damage, really.

 

[The White Hunter]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to meN [Lol typo] the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

I think given what we've been talking, the original intent of this thread has already been severely damaged. A little reference to auto-fellatio isn't going to do much more damage, really.

-re-reads post- Epic typo is epic. I meant to put men, not me, derp. If I could commit auto-fellatio I wouldn't be talking to you right now XD. Be reet no worries.

I'm so fucking border right now.

 

[lacktheknack]

Eggplant, definitely. I don't know how anyone can stomach that.

Because these,

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4100/4908595772_1915b0ed13.jpg

are absurdly delicious.

OT: Raw tomatoes. They're like cold, clammy snot balls with a skin on, but taste worse.

Also, I have a challenge for you guys. Check your fridge. Do you have a dark, unassuming bottle in it labeled "Fish Sauce"? If not, buy some, it's fantastic for Thai cooking. If so, pour a bit into a spoon and put it in your mouth without smelling it.

>

 

[lacktheknack]

I once made my brother a coffee, fish oil, orange juice and toothpaste milkshake. XD

ಠ_ಠ

I did weightlifting a couple of years ago. My partner convinced me to invest in a huge bucket of creatine powder in order to boost our peformance. The stuff worked by dissolving it in water and then consuming it. It tasted like PUKE...

I have that stuff! You really couldn't choose a worse powder for taste. Even putting one scoop into a double-size protein smoothie tainted it beyond recognition.

Totally worked, though.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

So for once in my relationship, I have to be the man. That's new, I'm normally the woman (if you get my drift...).

Yes, we have. Truly and utterly derailed and dominated it. I salute your powers of derailment. xD

To think, a simple conversation about the taste of man-gravy turned into a conversation about relationship issues. Funny how stuff like that goes.

Personally if I'mw ith a dude I'm both (; if you get my drift, best of both worlds.

I've tried to be the man and I enjoy it fine, but I'm infinitely more suited to the feminine role. Enjoy it a lot more too.

I'd say I prefer to receive, feels more naughty to me it's all good though, I'm sadly very open-minded, it's one of my greater failings.

Oh I definitely prefer to receive... except during oral. Then I prefer to give. And how is being open-minded a failing? Being open-minded is awesome!

I love giving oral to meN [Lol typo] the shape is such a nice thing to caress with your tongue (I think I've just ruined the thread xDD).
Being open minded leads me into alot of shit, it's always somehow made my life worse. I never gave a fuck about my orientation but everyone around me did and my life became hell for it, as an example.

I think given what we've been talking, the original intent of this thread has already been severely damaged. A little reference to auto-fellatio isn't going to do much more damage, really.

-re-reads post- Epic typo is epic. I meant to put men, not me, derp. If I could commit auto-fellatio I wouldn't be talking to you right now XD. Be reet no worries.

I'm so fucking border right now.

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

 

[The White Hunter]

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

I wouldn't really know seeing as I can't do it, I'm not too flexible tbh I've never done anythign requiring it. Gymnastics was shit xD.

I have lube and a hand so it's not like it's necessary to train myself to do such things xD

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Really, auto-fellatio isn't worth the back pain that it takes to pull it off.

I wouldn't really know seeing as I can't do it, I'm not too flexible tbh I've never done anythign requiring it. Gymnastics was shit xD.

I have lube and a hand so it's not like it's necessary to train myself to do such things xD

I used to be able too. Frankly I never did it much, since I'm not too fond of receiving head. I wasn't in much of a hurry to put myself through pain just to get myself some.

Besides, I never seemed to be lacking a man nearby so it was rarely, if ever, necessary.

 

[dekcahw]

2 year old gas, took a good 8 hours to stop tasting it whenever I burped.

Not paying attention while siphoning gas is a poor choice. Motor oil claims a close second place, once again my decision making letting me down.