Raw mangrove worm, pulled out of a muddy bucket. It was basically eat, or disrespect my aboriginal hosts. I gagged, but downed it.
Worst thing you've ever tasted?
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You make me laugh.Aerosteam 1908 said:
So, probably the worst thing I have tasted was two things I usually love to death, put together. I freakn' love ice-cream. I freakn' love jalapenos. jalapeno ice-cream is the most disgusting food to every originate on the west coast of the united states.
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The USA's version of Tacos, I actually vomited of how awful that tasted, seriously those things are nothing like real tacos, they are truly awful I really have no idea how you can eat those things.
But more seriously, even though I'm dead serious that those things are awful, have you ever vomited when you have absolutely no food on you're stomach, and the only thing that gets out are you're stomach acids? No, well I have, it has the most bitter most disgusting taste ever and it smells awful too, not to mention it looks like yellow snot kinda, so really that's probably the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, but those tacos are the second worst.
But more seriously, even though I'm dead serious that those things are awful, have you ever vomited when you have absolutely no food on you're stomach, and the only thing that gets out are you're stomach acids? No, well I have, it has the most bitter most disgusting taste ever and it smells awful too, not to mention it looks like yellow snot kinda, so really that's probably the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, but those tacos are the second worst.
Eamar said:
Heh, yeah, for a while I didn't understand oral, because all the juices involved are less than savoury. I still manage to have fun with it though. because I am baked. at times.
Disagree strongly, on both counts. However the beauty of this western world of ours is that people get to think whatever they want about cartoon ponies, and find humour wherever they want.GeneralTwinkle said:
I'd argue part of being a 'mature adult' is being able to avoid losing your faith in humanity because of a little bit of immature humour.Yopaz said:
Expired milk tastes pretty fucking foul, as do most other rotten things. Mouldy bread is also quite gross, although not really on the same level.
Other than that, the most disgusting thing I can remember is my cough syrup from when I was younger. It was supposed to taste like cherry or something, but it tasted like chemicals and was sickeningly sweet.
Other than that, the most disgusting thing I can remember is my cough syrup from when I was younger. It was supposed to taste like cherry or something, but it tasted like chemicals and was sickeningly sweet.
Have you ever frozen milk? You know how the water goes to the top, and all the milk goes to the bottom? Well, when I was little (5-6-ish) I though it was a good idea to make strawberry milkshake ice lollies...
I tried tequila a while back and ultimately decided that I would never taste that vile shit again.
I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.Stu35 said:
You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.
I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.
Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.
I generally like cheese, and will happily sample any new kinds when I encounter them. One fine summer day, my friend and I were walking through a market square where several local farms had opened stalls, selling their fresh, homemade products such as jam, honey - and of course, cheese.
We approached a stall that was loaded with various kinds of cheese. My friend pointed to some pale yellow cubes that were stacked on a small plate marked "Free samples". I asked the vendors what it was, and they said it was a special kind of goat cheese.
I decided to try one. My friend, always sceptical towards cheese, asked:
"Well, does it taste like goat?"
"Yes, it does." I replied.
"That's good." said my friend.
"No, it isn't." said I.
As we left the stall, my friend assured himself that we were out of earshot and then asked me if I had seen the MAJORLY pissed-off looks on those people's faces when I insulted their goat cheese. I hadn't, and wanted to go back there and apologize to them, but I decided to wait until the taste of goat had left my mouth.
This took over an hour. By that time, I really didn't feel like apologizing.
We approached a stall that was loaded with various kinds of cheese. My friend pointed to some pale yellow cubes that were stacked on a small plate marked "Free samples". I asked the vendors what it was, and they said it was a special kind of goat cheese.
I decided to try one. My friend, always sceptical towards cheese, asked:
"Well, does it taste like goat?"
"Yes, it does." I replied.
"That's good." said my friend.
"No, it isn't." said I.
As we left the stall, my friend assured himself that we were out of earshot and then asked me if I had seen the MAJORLY pissed-off looks on those people's faces when I insulted their goat cheese. I hadn't, and wanted to go back there and apologize to them, but I decided to wait until the taste of goat had left my mouth.
This took over an hour. By that time, I really didn't feel like apologizing.
I once inadvertently drank a large mouthful of the juice that comes with packets of Mozzarella under the impression that it was lemonade.
That was awful.
Aside from that, probably bile. That's pretty grim stuff.
That was awful.
Aside from that, probably bile. That's pretty grim stuff.
I was lying on my back playing with a glow-stick when I accidentally broke it and spilled the chemicals inside into my mouth.
Celery.
How the fuck am I the first person to say this? Just the smell of it makes me feel like throwing up.
How the fuck am I the first person to say this? Just the smell of it makes me feel like throwing up.
Bacon marmalade. It was the only time I've ever seen bacon ruin something. My dad grew up poor, so he's one of those people who refuses to let food go to waste, no matter how bad it is. This almost made him puke after one bite.
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Ah... the joys of Icelandic sweetmeats... ¬_¬CynicalB said:
I'll crank up the creepy when I say: it depends on your partner's diet as the semen's content changes with it accordingly. Apparently, I tasted disgusting during my coffee addiction days, if that's anything to go by...EeveeElectro said:
Sure it counts as one of your five-a-day as well, huh?! ¬_¬ReservoirAngel said:
Good lord, that... I literally cannot swallow liquorice... I mean, at all. *brrr*OmniscientOstrich said:
Perhaps its creators watched a certain episode of Futurama.MrBenSampson said:
OT: Jaegermeister... fucking disgusting.
Sambucca... also fucking disgusting.
Other than that, whole peppercorns and cloves of garlic. Crushed and diced garlic, I can handle, but a whole garlic will be promptly followed by a swift and destructive upchuck...