Worst thing you've said within earshot of an adult/authority figure

[ejb626]

For me its "If you there were two hot girls and you had a gun would you force them to have lesbian sex?" I was in 7th Grade not only did that make me sound like a woman-hating sleazoid but it was said within earshot of my friend's mom. At the time my 360 was in the basment and since my basement is unused I was free to talk about whatever I wanted with my friends over sessions of Halo 3, sadly my friend's basement was not the same it also contained the office his parents frequently used to do work. That whole incident made me think of the idea for this thread


As always sheer laziness means this is not searchbar approved and since you guys seem to have mind-reading powers you've probaly already thought of it. If you know this is a repeat thread give yourself a pat on the back or something just don't leave a post saying it or at least also contribute to the discussion if you do.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I once flipped my friend off in front of a priest when i was younger. But since I didn't techinically say anything, I don't know if it should count.

 

[delet]

Hmmm... The most annoying is when I talk about the first time I accidentally viewed a porn sight in the 3rd grade with people on over the internet. That sites' format is etched into my skull. Horrible image that I won't repeat here, but the site is down now. Damned typos...

In any case, every now and then when the topic comes up and I relate to it, my mom seems to overhear the conversation... then the next day she gives me the same exact speech about how porn is bad and all.

Again, damned typos...

 

[Sir Kemper]

Probably just copius amounts of swearing, useually i only swear in public when i'm at my wits end, and almost always there's a teacher, little old lady, etc. who walks by just as i yell 'FUCK THIS SHIT'.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I once made a joke to my German friends about Jews when the principle was around the corner. It honestly wasn't a holocaust joke, just the circumstances... The circumstances...

 

[mexicola]

I can't think of anythign in particular. Perhaps this one time back in highschool - talking shit about a professor while walking down the stairs before noticing he was walking right behind us. Ugh!

 

[Shanecooper]

The other day, as me and a friend are walking by a police station with a few guys on a smoke break, we were talking about or WoW characters, and I mentioned how Its so very easy to make bombs at the moment for how cheap and easy mats are to find.

Once I realized where we were and who was near by, I nearly shit myself

 

[delet]

I once made a joke to my German friends about Jews when the principle was around the corner. It honestly wasn't a holocaust joke, just the circumstances... The circumstances...

Was the Jew joke original and new or lame and copied from some other source? As one of the 'resident Jews' at my school (There's less than 10 Jews at my school) I've heard every Jew joke there is; so much so that I actually applaud people who come up with new, good jokes. It sparks some originality and allows for some fun.

... So in other words, what was said Jew joke?

 

[Deleted]

I don't swear, so it has never happened as far as I can remember.

 

[Generator]

I once called my sister "The spawn of Satan" in front of my mom. I thought it was funny; they weren't so amused.

 

[Umberphoenix]

I said "FUCKING A!" at a kid who tried to kick me in the balls as I was walking down the hall. I was right in front of me P.E. teacher and I yelled it so the whole hallway heard... Fortunately I was doubled over in pain so only the people directly around me knew who said anything.

The teacher brought me into the office and told me that I needed to watch my mouth.

 

[quiet_samurai]

"If you there were two hot girls and you had a gun would you force them to have lesbian sex?"

Lol!

OT: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit!

 

[Acier]

Well I called my mom a ****.

She heard it.

And kicked me out.
....yeah

 

[razbuten363]

The story, with every gritty detail, of "my first time," he just told me not to be as loud, now he's my physics teacher and I was dating his neighbor when this happened.

 

[Aesir23]

I was talking to my friends and said that my english teacher was being a prick... Unfortunately my english teacher was walking by at that point.

 

[Mozared]

Eh.

Probably "Oh FUCK, FUCK FUCK FUCK". Not much with any real content, I guess.

 

[DkLnBr]

It happened after me and a friend saw the new star trek movie. I didn't know much about Star Trek, although i knew the guy in the red shirt always dies. So, as it was the one thing i knew about, I was looking forward to seeing it. After seeing the movie (and the red shirt guy getting owned) we went for pizza, while talking about the movie. When we reach the pizzeria, i mentioned (and i quote) "im glad the red guy died first". Just after I said that, i noticed a Native American man right there. He didn't say much, just gave me a dirty look and left...

 

[Instant K4rma]

I got the wrong answer on a Calc test and mumbled "Fuck my life, for real?" right while my teacher was strolling past. He chuckled a bit, then told me to "watch my mouth." He honestly found it pretty funny.