Worst thing you've said within earshot of an adult/authority figure

[Kud]

I was listening to my Ipod in church and Down with the Sickness came on.

After that song finished I turned to my friend and said "I don't need this shit! You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore" (Those words are said in the song)

All the people in the church stopped and stared at me.

 

[Awesometown]

In Year 8 our friend was really good at maths and would say things about him fucking our maths teacher (man) in the hall I said really loudly about how he was cummin in his eye and my teacher was right behind us I got a detention and my parents were called..arkward

 

[Klepa]

Our platoon's drill sergeant mockingly asked "Do you know why you're running?", after she was once again taking her frustration out on us.
I thought she wouldn't hear it, when I said "Because when you were young, your dad beat the shit out of you". Everyone else laughed, but she didn't find it very funny.

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"When I was young.." was pretty much the standard start of any NCO's rant about how the new recruits are getting off too easy, while things were tough back in their days. In these rants, the term "Young" refers to their first six months in the army, instead of their childhood. I'm basicly explaining all this, so you can go "I see what you did there".

 

[S.R.S.]

Ew why is it warm?! It's not meant to be warm!?

My friend said: "Don't forget to bring the condoms!" to another friend while he was on the phone to his mother.

 

[Cody211282]

Our platoon's drill sergeant mockingly asked "Do you know why you're running?", after she was once again taking her frustration out on us.
I thought she wouldn't hear it, when I said "Because when you were young, your dad beat the shit out of you". Everyone else laughed, but she didn't find it very funny.

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"When I was young.." was pretty much the standard start of any NCO's rant about how the new recruits are getting off too easy, while things were tough back in their days. In these rants, the term "Young" refers to their first six months in the army, instead of their childhood. I'm basicly explaining all this, so you can go "I see what you did there".

lol nice one there, I wouldnt be nearly as brave as to try that, had a guy in ours tell a DS he was just an E-5 prick, but in his defence the 1st sargent told him to

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

"High-vis wearing w*nkers!" .... yes i was drunk up town and they pissed me off lol

 

[Branches]

"Fuck _____!!!"

After P.E. Back in high school we used to act like idiots, cuss up the locker room. I was extremely dumb and demeaned a P.E. Teacher who was walking past me, I had my face in the locker so I didn't know until I got a hand clap on the shoulder from him and a Day in Detention.

Totally not worth it.

 

[x0ny]

Back when I was 11, I was talking to my friend about Bram Stoker's Dracula, and I got to the bit where Keanu Reeves is raped by Dracula's brides, totally forgetting there were teachers on the coach.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

My friend told a nun, "go fuck yourself. I'm an atheist." when she told my friend to believe in Christ.

Yeah that didn't go too well.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Hard to recall any although in grade seven I said "Fuck this" to my teacher and walked out of class. My aunt was not at all pleased when I admitted to being an atheist, her being a diehard Christian. That was fun...

Probably the strangest would be when I was beyond frustrated and combined every vulgar word imaginable into a single minute long insult to the game (I believe Halo 2) I was playing. I do not believe anyone heard me otherwise that would have been something...

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Oh and another one. From last year.

My friends and I were walking out of school to the supermarket next to us because we finished school. The guard at the gate started shouting, swearing, and threatening to take pictures of us and show it to the principal. So I just decided to walk out the gate with my friends, and tell him, "Yeah okay fine, maybe you'll go jack off with them." He took pictures of us and said he would show it to the principal. I just told him, "Good idea! Maybe you'll get off to them together!" He starts swearing AND insulting me, and I just walked off, gave him the finger, and told him "Your dad likes it up the ass!"

To this day, he hasn't done a thing about it. I feel like a prick about it, but in my defense, I was REALLY fucking pissed. For the remainder of that week, most of my friends stayed away from me for a bit.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Probably the strangest would be when I was beyond frustrated and combined every vulgar word imaginable into a single minute long insult to the game (I believe Halo 2) I was playing. I do not believe anyone heard me otherwise that would have been something...

There's probably some kid who listened to that, dropped his controller, turned off the console, and jumped around the street yelling that insult, like when Archimedes ran around shouting Eureka!

 

[Artina89]

My hand was once aching from writing so much in a lecture I had and I yelled "I think I have wankers cramp!" just as the whole lecture room went quiet.

 

[Mozza444]

I've said way too much infront of my spanish teacher.. he's cool so its fine..

Most of it to do with getting pissed, fighting and how good that sex was last weekend.

 

[reg42]

My friend: "Shit! That test raped me in the ass! ... Hello sir."

I said: "...and then his dick fell off" but it was with a cool teacher who likes me so it was all good.

 

[yoshimickster]

"Sugar coated vagina" right near my mom. Made me feel like shit.

 

[AgentNein]

All I can think of is hanging out with my friend Zack at some bar, our friends were DJing that night. Pretty rowdy bar, cops were showing up all night dragging people out for starting fights. I just remember smoking a cigarette with Zack outside as the cops were just standing around, and Zack starts going up to people saying "hey wanna buy some drugs? I've got some drugs I need to sell." purposefully in earshot. Drunk asshole.