Worst thing you've said within earshot of an adult/authority figure
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we were saying the most racist and prejudice thinks with the adult/authority figure. Oh Grapes of Wraith practice 
I was on year 13 camp and was rather vigorously pumping up a sleeping mat.
As a mature young man I was, of course, making sex jokes at the same time.
It just so happened that my form teacher walked past as I rather passionately cried "Take it, you dirty whore!"
As a mature young man I was, of course, making sex jokes at the same time.
It just so happened that my form teacher walked past as I rather passionately cried "Take it, you dirty whore!"
Some fat guy at a recently opened Play and Trade said "You guys have some flunkies already huh? There's more to life than games the stupid nerds"
I was just trying to buy a game while this guy was making me wait with annoying small talk as rude as this so I countered "Like being a fat slob who goes into gamestores and judges people?"
Long story short he left saying "if my son wasn't here I'd beat your ass"
I for some reason decided to yell out "You're right you should pick up his little sister too you'll need all the help you can get"
Honestly I felt like the bigger asshole but I was in a bad mood so why the hell not I figured.
I was just trying to buy a game while this guy was making me wait with annoying small talk as rude as this so I countered "Like being a fat slob who goes into gamestores and judges people?"
Long story short he left saying "if my son wasn't here I'd beat your ass"
I for some reason decided to yell out "You're right you should pick up his little sister too you'll need all the help you can get"
Honestly I felt like the bigger asshole but I was in a bad mood so why the hell not I figured.
at school in the eleventh grade, the vending machine had just stolen my dollar so i yelled to my buddy that "the dam machine jewed me!", and was promptly overheard by my principal who went into a kyles mom-esque tirade over it. i mean like i dont hate jewish people BUT THE DAM THING TOOK MA DOLLA
A couple of friends and I were at the mall one time trying to get an atm to work. When it rejected my friend's card for the third time I said "Stupid fucking piece of shit!" right as some mom walked past with her two little kids. I'm hoping I didn't teach them any new words.
Meh, it's not that great, you've probobly heard it.Aby_Z said:
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
see? cheesy and unfunny.
also unrelated to the holocaust, yet still got me a 3 day suspension. Thank GOD I'm done highschool.
Although that is awesome that you like jew jokes.
Watching one of those TVs at Best Buy and some fat person came on talking about stuff. I said I had no sympathy for fat people because they shoulda just put down the fork. As an entire family of fat people walked behind. I didn't see them give me a look, but my friend did, and said it was baaaaaaad.
"God, I sorta regret raping and killing that baby." Id say that ranks in the top 5 worst things I've said in ear shot of an authority figure.
I was once suspended because I called my science teacher a ***** for giving me a detention.
The kid behind me was kicking my chair and I turned around angrily to tell him to stop.
The teacher was talking at the time, so she gave me a detention for interrupting.
I muttered "*****" and she heard me.
Still, I got a 3 day suspension for kicking a kid in the face a while after that... but that was unrelated. At least it was worth being suspended.
The kid behind me was kicking my chair and I turned around angrily to tell him to stop.
The teacher was talking at the time, so she gave me a detention for interrupting.
I muttered "*****" and she heard me.
Still, I got a 3 day suspension for kicking a kid in the face a while after that... but that was unrelated. At least it was worth being suspended.
Not technically something anyone said but during a calculus class of mine, the teacher (a liberal, feminist type) was passing back papers. With one last one she goes to the front of the class and says "and this last one, which on the top says 'gay math shit'...". The dude next to me facepalmed and mumbles about forgeting to erase that
Had just heard that a former co-worker of mine had been shot and killed while beating up someone else' wife. The deceased had been 'a real piece of work' who often gave advice on how to straighten a woman out with a tap or two. We got a brush fire soon after (I am a firefighter) and we end up spending the night out on it. I get to talking with a buddy from another station about the dead POS, and somehow we manage to say a whole lot about the guy without any of it being complimentary. The new guy on my crew (a very unpopular fellow in his own right) begins to yell at us about how could we say such things about a dead person and to have respect for the dead to which I reply:
"Wait until you die, see what we say about you."
"Wait until you die, see what we say about you."
I remember when i was in highschool, i accidentally fell asleep in the library and had a particularly awesome dream, and near the end of it i started coming to terms with that it was a dream and for some reason decided to yell "FUCK YEAH!"
and so, i did, and i woke up yelling it, right as the librarian was lightly shaking me trying to wake me up...
and so, i did, and i woke up yelling it, right as the librarian was lightly shaking me trying to wake me up...
"I'm going to tear out your intestines and shove them down your throat!"
Not the best thing to say in the middle of class.
Not the best thing to say in the middle of class.