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TraumaHound

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I always hated the moon buggy in Moon Patrol. It never jumped as high, moved as quickly, or had the firepower that I wanted it to. How many boulders did I smash into? Or craters did I fall into. Maddening!
 

H-Bomb

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TraumaHound said:
I always hated the moon buggy in Moon Patrol. It never jumped as high, moved as quickly, or had the firepower that I wanted it to. How many boulders did I smash into? Or craters did I fall into. Maddening!
It has one thing over the Halo Warthog;
Two cannons.
 

soren7550

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I can't believe that I forgot about them, but the vehicles in Perfect Dark Zero are pure shit, esp. the jetpacks. What a friggin' nightmare! DX
 

Joshimodo

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I had few troubles with the Mako. Borderland's vehicles are worse, for two reasons:

1. Getting stuck on anything and everything. The Mako never got stuck because the laws of physics didn't affect it.

2. They can take damage. I know, the Mako had health, but seriously-If you ever died in a fight while in the Mako, turn your thumbs in, you're not a gamer anymore.


Have to hand it to Brutal Legend though, the Deuce is my most hated vehicle to drive in games. Ugh.
 

philzibit

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The vehicles in halo, half-life, cod3...

actually, any game that has a vehicle section that isn't a game based on the idea of driving a lot is pretty much god awful
 

oppp7

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Most of the stuff in GTA4. Realistic is not fun. But that whole thing is hazy so I'll go with something I can remember better... the Mongoose. It's fun to ride it through the grav lift when you're bored, but overall it's useless...
 

Christemo

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The AT-ST in Star Wars Battlefront 2. had incredibly low health and was painstakingly slow for a walker. also, its guns were pathetic.

also, i didnt like any of the vehicles in Halo (out of experiences with those bloody things).
 

BMWaugh

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It may not be a 'vehicle' per se, but the horses in Two Worlds were just... terrible. True, the game as a whole wasn't exactly five-star quality, but I preferred running everywhere than wondering to myself what the hell those horses had been fed.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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One VS from Lost Planet really bothers me. It moves at the speed of a constipated turtle, speed boost moves you sideways and the flying moves even slower than the walking.
 

ianeddy44

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i'd have to say the helicopter from Battlefield: Bad Company.

despite what you all say, i actually enjoyed the vehicles in Half-Life 2. the only problem was that the buggy on the Highway 17 chapter sometimes had trouble avoiding the mines and tight mountainous turns.
 

CobaltBomber

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Battletoads hover-thing. I haven't played it in a while, but I remember how frustrating it was. I think.
 

coldshadow

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people hating on the mako, I LOVED THAT THING. it could clime anything up to a 89 degree angle XD
 

L4Y Duke

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Vault boy Eddie said:
It's not that I didnt like the car in HL2 Ep.2, it just pissed me off that there wasn't a trunk to put the goddamn gnome in!!!!!!!
This, to a tee.
 

TheMadTypist

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The vehicles from Crysis.

At one point there's a major tank battle you're supposed to roll through, and it was just painful. Tanks were made of paper, and there were just too much hostile anti-armor to make driving your tank a survivable experience. I just jumped out on the third try and used my suit + random explosives to massacre everything.

And don't get me started on the VTOL. Looked so cool,but flew exactly like a thrown brick. >.<

I don't know why everyone's hating on the HL2 buggy, or the hoverboat, those were easy for me. Using the PC version though, don't know how the console version would handle.

Edit: horses in Oblivion. I can't use my bow or spells on horseback? really? you do realize the main combat role in the middle ages was the mounted warrior? come on, people!
 

Jfswift

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*takes cover* I actually really liked the warthog in Halo. I also found the Mako handled fairly well in Mass Effect. In fact the only thing I didn't care for were the annoying thrusters on it. They weren't really useful for anything save for the rare occasion you'd get stuck in a crevice.

I do have to agree that the car/buggy from HL2: ep. 2 just sucked. The handling was terrible and unrealistic, which made the last stage near impossible to finish.

Also, in Need For Speed: Underground 1, I never much cared much for the Nissan Skyline. It was very fast but slid alot on turns. It was about as fun as riding on a melting pad of butter with a rocket strapped to it.
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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Wardog13 said:
Aww come on, the MAKO wasn't THAT bad
Yes, but it certainly wasn't good, either.

Also, the tank in CoD:WaW just because it was annoying as hell.