Worst Wake Up Ever

[BlindMessiah94]

So about 20 minutes ago I randomly awoke from my slumber, to see a spider 2 inches in front of my face. Besides screaming and killing it in instinct, I am now wide awake though not having more than 3 hours sleep and can't get back to bed.

So what's the worse way you've been woken up?

 

[Wardnath]

Try being woken up by my little brother, who is THE most annoying kid this side of Xbox Live.

Christ Al-fucking-mighty. >_>

Edit: This happens several mornings in a row, as well.

 

[DoctorObviously]

Oh man, that must've been terrible. But, other than nightmares, I can't remember waking up with a eerie moment.

 

[Julianking93]

My phone ringing.

I always keep it on vibrate because I typically hate ringtones and when I sleep, it's on top of the headboard of my bed.

Now, if I get a text or a phone call, the vibration is so loud and annoying that it will piss me off if I'm not sleeping so when it happens during the time I sleep and I get woken up to it, I feel like throwing that goddamn thing across the room.

So, yeah. The worst thing I can think of getting woken up by is an annoying and loud phone.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

well, it wasn't eerie, but it was really annoying. I got home from work at about 6 in the morning, about 4 hours later i was told i had to come back in. Where i stayed until about 20 minutes ago,it's like 230 in the morning.

 

[Daveman]

My friends phone alarm. It's Omen by The Prodigy. It was VERY loud. I nearly soiled myself.

 

[Tartarga]

For me it was being waken up by my brothers incredible annoying alarm clock. He puts the volume all the way up even though he just hits the snooze button 50 times. After lots of complaining this doesn't happen anymore, but I still sometimes by him just being a doucebag.

 

[Vampire cat]

I love waking up to the alarm on my phone, it's pleasant. But when people call me it's so friggin loud... Ruins my entire day >>

 

[JoshFTL]

Try being woken up by my little brother, who is THE most annoying kid this side of Xbox Live.

Christ Al-fucking-mighty. >_>

I know what you mean! My little brother is constantly on Xbox Live, screaming at everybody on the mic'. It doesn't help that he usually stays on until 3:AM either.

OT: I have been woken up by my dog everyday for the past month, its starting to get rather annoying.

 

[Jonluw]

About a year ago, my mom woke me up by saying "Wake up! Graapus (my cat, whom I had had for 10 years) is dead".

I jumped out of bed and walked outside in only my boxers to find my deceased cat lying on her side by the front door.

For some reason (shock or something, I guess) I didn't feel tired at all that morning.

Do I win?

Edit: As for best wake up: Her kittens climbing into my bed and licking my ear used to be a great way to wake up.

 

[mettle_edge]

I was at a hotel once and my friend decided to wake me up by hitting me in the face as hard as he could with his pillow. I immediately had the sudden urge to strangle him.

Also it didn't help that I drew the short straw and had to make a bed out of spare chairs and footrests.

 

[Wardnath]

Try being woken up by my little brother, who is THE most annoying kid this side of Xbox Live.

Christ Al-fucking-mighty. >_>

I know what you mean! My little brother is constantly on Xbox Live, screaming at everybody on the mic'. It doesn't help that he usually stays on until 3:AM either.

OT: I have been woken up by my dog everyday for the past month, its starting to get rather annoying.

I didn't literally mean he's on Xbox Live; we haven't been on there in months.

But, well, he's 12, and he's very annoying, so I figured I'd mention Live as an expression.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I havn'y had any bad wakeups, but one of the most memorable ones was when i was sleeping over a mates house and his dad literally kicks his door open when were both asleep and starts revving a chainsaw and screaming 'Im gonnae'av'yuh!' in his heavy Scottish accent.

Good times.

 

[hannan4mitch]

My friends phone alarm. It's Omen by The Prodigy. It was VERY loud. I nearly soiled myself.

I can agree with this statement.
No, really, there's only one song thats louder than Omen, and that's Colours.

 

[girls for pandora]

my cat meows and she won't stop until i wake up. not so bad right? she used to do it at 7am the time i needed to get up for work. this last week she's decided to move it to 6am. not so cool. also forgetting the days i work not so cool. lexie used to be really good at that, now she's doing it to a *****.

 

[Imbechile]

I was woken up by a convulsion in my calf. It hurts like hell, and since i was young and i didn't knew you had to strech the leg i got all scared, jumped out of my bed and collapsed.

 

[The Night Shade]

I spider woke me up i felt that it was walking my belly then i was scared as shit

 

[BlindMessiah94]

I spider woke me up i felt that it was walking my belly then i was scared as shit

Bah I would die...I was so lucky it was in front of my face.
A few weeks ago there was a wolf spider sitting at the foot of my bed. I jolted up in the middle of the night and saw it there, chilling. I killed it of course...I need to get a cat or something.

 

[Flishiz]

This morning. I had to drive my brother to the dentist by 7, and I luckily woke up at 6:30 long after my alarm failed me.