Worst Wake Up Ever
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I was taking a nap on my sister's couch. A couple of my female friends stopped by and decided to play a prank. They soaked one of their feminine products in red food coloring, dangled it by the string in front of my face, and then shook me awake.
I had an interview for a university course (not one I particularly wanted to go to) but anyway I woke up and the sun was shining through the window. I jump out of bed and sprint towards the shower yelling "Fuck, it's ten O'clock!" I get halfway down the hall before realising I'm still naked. So I run back into my bed THEN I decide to look at my clock and realise it's only 6:00 *Facepalm
Waking up in a hospital bed with my stomach drained, after a night of drinking so much I had almost lethal levels of alcohol in my blood.
I've got a couple of stories.
The first I had this alarm clock that had an obnoxiously bright green light, and my dog decided it was a good idea to put his head 2 inches from my face and stare at me with this clock turned to face him with its eerie green glow... I woke up in quite a shock and all he could do was wag his tail that i was awake.
Second in college i had severe sleep schedule issues, sleeping from like 4pm - 7pm and then again from 6am -10am, well right after I'd laid down and fallen asleep I wake up to loud banging and loud screeching, they had a fire alarm and the fire dept came to wake me up in my room. apparently I was "dead"...
lastly my first roommate in college went to bed awfully early like 8pm for the evening and a friend from across the hall wanted to play a prank on him so at 10 we put his laptop right next to his head and started playing pronz. well my roommate was straight but apparently very angry at that as he tried to lock the door on me, of course i didn't have my keys on me
The first I had this alarm clock that had an obnoxiously bright green light, and my dog decided it was a good idea to put his head 2 inches from my face and stare at me with this clock turned to face him with its eerie green glow... I woke up in quite a shock and all he could do was wag his tail that i was awake.
Second in college i had severe sleep schedule issues, sleeping from like 4pm - 7pm and then again from 6am -10am, well right after I'd laid down and fallen asleep I wake up to loud banging and loud screeching, they had a fire alarm and the fire dept came to wake me up in my room. apparently I was "dead"...
lastly my first roommate in college went to bed awfully early like 8pm for the evening and a friend from across the hall wanted to play a prank on him so at 10 we put his laptop right next to his head and started playing pronz. well my roommate was straight but apparently very angry at that as he tried to lock the door on me, of course i didn't have my keys on me
I would ask you to test it yourself by repeating my follies but honestly, I can only wish I knew what the hell I did/drank those nights.interspark said:
After the fire alarm when I had to go to lectures I swear half the people I saw on the street said hi to me. I didn't know any of them. Whenever one of them was smiling, it as the single most disconcerting thing that had ever happened to me. It was like they were saying
"Yeah, I know what you did. And you don't. Have fun living with that".
Fuckers
So I'm dreaming that I'm in a dragon's underground lair (too much reading fantasy books) and as I sprint to escape to a conveniently placed ladder my arms fail...
Just as I'm eaten I wake up with both arms inoperable... apparently I was sleeping on them :/
Just as I'm eaten I wake up with both arms inoperable... apparently I was sleeping on them :/
I woke up wo my mum asking me personal questions about my sexuality. Bear in mind I'm not a morning person so my response was something along the lines of "Gburrrgh" As I rolled over and buried my face in the pillow hoping I was dreaming. Turned out she saw my phone had a message on it, thought it may have been important, and seen a rather dirty text from my boyfriend... Not good times, especially seeing as she wanted to discuss it with me right then and there.
Waking up to find your dog taking a crap on your bed. You know it'll be a great day when you spend your first waking moments cleaning up crap.
My sister used to wake me up interrupting my dreams at exactly the wrong moment. that led to bad moods for the day lol
I once awoke to the sight of a zombie version of myself eating my legs
of course it turned out to be a part of the dream that i was then convinced i had just awoken from
either way it felt real enough for me to carry a lumpy sack of fear around with me all day
of course it turned out to be a part of the dream that i was then convinced i had just awoken from
either way it felt real enough for me to carry a lumpy sack of fear around with me all day
It was the last day of boyscout camp (second year going) and our wake up call was loud ass rock music and the camp counselors screaming "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" Man, my tent partner was like "Shut up!" and I was like "What the hell?". I think we woke up at 5 or 6 am just to pack up, clean up the camp area and have one last session with other troop members before taking the bus back home.
"Alex, wake up, the house is on fire!" "Idunzwannagetouttabeedddd" "You're gonna DIE! We gotta go now!" "Ugghhhh..."
I was staying at a friend's place for the night, and when I wake up and go to his room, his bed is literally crawling with bed bugs who quickly scamper away when I turn on the light. Luckily they were in his room, and I stayed in the living room. I told him, and while I think it was worse for him, it was still very creepy. His family got his entire room fumigated to get rid of the bastards. He wasn't able to go into his room for about a week.