Worst way you've been woken up

[Low Key]

My alarm went off, and in a daze I tried shutting it off, but I ended up knocking it off the ledge and onto my face. I had a fat lip for a week.

 

[Stryc9]

Some friends of mine were renting the basement of this house for a few months just after we'd all gotten out of school. The people upstairs had complained about us being too loud a couple of times at night so this particular weekend we were being quiet, no loud music or anything like that, just playing games with headphones and all that.

Well apparently that wasn't good enough for the dickheads upstairs because at 8AM Monday morning when we were still all passed out from the night before the ***** on the ground floor turned her stereo on as loud as it would go, started yelling and stomping around the floor above us. Then bitched my friends out for being too loud the night before, even though there was no way they could have heard anything going on unless they were listening at the door to the basement. Totally unwarranted, and not really all that funny. My friends ended up moving out of that place not long after.

 

[Mister Mollusc]

I take ages to fall asleep, but once I'm out, very little will wake me. Loud noises do nothing and I once slept through an earthquake.

Illnesses however... urgh... couple of nice stains on the carpet from when my stomach took me by surprise.

Spidery shenanigans.

Dayum. Glad I'm in England, where the spiders only grow as big as your ear. Least that's the size of the one in my garage.

 

[Lisolet]

Wake up Lisolet, you're mother's dead.
That was my father, the great communicator.

Some people just don't have what it takes, eh? Simmilar thing happened to me, the author was sort of a friend of mine: Hey...your girlfriend has drowned. I'm sorry.

Think it's the quickly-ripping-off-the-bandage as opposed to slowly pulling it off theory of delivering bad news? On the other hand, I passed on my father's news to my brother by handing him a glass of whiskey when I woke and told him.

Edit - So sorry about your girlfriend.

 

[runnernda]

I've got two brothers, and I am hideously ticklish. They would come in, and one would sit on my ankles and tickle my feet, the other would sit on my thighs and attack my armpit (they learned to sit on my legs after I accidentally gave one a black eye from thrashing around). It is seriously the WORST way to wake up ever, especially since they don't stop once you're awake.

 

[Blimey]

Back when I lived in an apartment, they're was a time a low flying airplane flew over my house, literally sounded like a bomb had gone off, worst enough, I had woken up after such a deep sleep that the light coming from my window was incredibly bright.

The whole sound, light, and confusion from being woken up from a deep sleep made me think an atomic bomb had been dropped on my fair town.

This for me as well. I live across from a big field (Country living ftw), and every spring when the crop-dusting starts I wake up at 6am every morning to what sounds like the whole goddamned RCAF flying over my house.

 

[child of lileth]

One time someone opened one of my eyes an poked it with their finger nail.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I was sleeping soundly only to be woken rather rudely by my mother screaming hallelujah in my ear. I was pissed even though I kinda had it coming after I woke her up the same way the night before

 

[MrTub]

My cat thought it would be funny to scratch me in a very special manly place while I was sleeping

 

[DarkHourPrince]

Band camp.
Went to bed at 2 AM after putting the senior pranks together and then some GENIUS had their alarm clock set for 4 AM.

.....I was going to hurt someone.

 

[teqrevisited]

I got woken up by my cousin and a friend dropping things off of the desk onto my face. Luckily after I put up with it for long enough and acted being asleep they left and I got to stay there.

 

[Danallighieri]

Once, while on holiday in France with my family and my older brother coming along, he and I were sleeping head to toe, so, what does he do, but at half 6ish in the morning, starts to eat my foot, gave me the biggest bloody shock in my life

 

[squidbuddy99]

This one time I had a nightmare so bad that I was literally thrown off my bed. No clue how that happened, either.
Another time is when I was splashed with water by my sister. Saying I was only a little peeved is like saying Hitler was just a douche from time to time.

 

[nick n stuff]

either a dog licking my face or the cliché of the bucket of water...that was not a good morning

 

[Joeshmoe5]

I was actually woken up by a fire alarm today.woah but my freind's dad threw him into a pool

 

[rosemystica]

Real housefire. The alarm was going off and the dogs were scratching and barking at my bedroom door. So yeah.

ETA: Oh! I almost forgot: My old crew leader at work used to pull the car alarm at 5AM to wake us all up. That was pretty unpleasant. But not quite as bad as the housefire.

 

[CrikeyO]

Rolling out of bed and smacking my head off the bedside locker. Two kinds of pain at once.

 

[Tomster595]

I lol'd at this thread haha. It would have to be the time when my 3 year old cousin decided that my crotch was a trampoline.

 

[Jaranja]

"Wake up Lisolet, your mother's dead."

That was my father, the great communicator.

Something similar.

"Wake up Chris, your Dad's dead."

Also, fix'd.