Worst way you've been woken up

[-Samurai-]

I used to live in an apartment complex that was next to a Sunoco plant. Sunoco is a company that has many gas stations, and the plant holds millions of gallons of oil and gasoline.

Every now and then, the stack that burnt off the extra fumes would get backed up, and it would all release at once, creating a sound loud enough to shatter windows and shake the apartment buildings(it sounds like a bomb).

One morning(about 3am), that happened and the window next to my bed shattered, everything fell off our walls, and every car alarm in the complex went off.

 

[Lisolet]

"Wake up Lisolet, your mother's dead."

That was my father, the great communicator.

Something similar.

"Wake up Chris, your Dad's dead."

Also, fix'd.

That's spooky - did our parents train at the same how-not-to-do-it school?

P.S. Thanks for the fix.

 

[The Eggplant]

Falling out of the top bunk onto a concrete floor is up there, definitely. Being woken by the conductor box outside my house getting struck by lightning and subsequently shattering every window in my room was fun too.

 

[Swarley]

When I was a kid I had the top bunk, fell out head first and landed in a plastic tub full of toys.

 

[swolf]

3 words: angry drill sergeants.

Other than that, I'd say waking up to the sounds of my older bro playing COD:FH with the speakers at "deafening", or my dad (my bedroom used to be directly under the living room) watching a marathon of "Mama's Family" (He's kinda hard of hearing so it was loud. Try sleeping with that theme song constantly repeating...then I complained about it the next morning only to find out that he had fallen asleep before the marathon started.

I was actually woken up by a fire alarm today.

Yeah, I got so used to that during training that I remember waking up one night to it, rolling over, and falling back asleep despite being just a few feet away from one of the alarms. I don't know how I did it, guess I was REALLY tired. Luckily, somebody grabbed me out of the bed and got some logic in to my groggy head.

Oh wait, here's another. I woke up to find that my mom had made me a bowl of Ramen. Instead of setting the bowl of practically boiling hot water on the table near me like a logical person would she set it on my belly. I didn't realize this so I sat straight up spilling the HOT water on to my crotch and lower abdomen. THAT HURT!!! I rushed to the bathroom and pulled my clothes off because it only held the wet heat.

 

[Reenix]

My ex-girlfriend said 'good morning' to me. Through a megaphone.

 

[Mr.White]

Being dragged outside into the cold rain and being locked out of the house for ten minutes, thanks to my dad.

 

[neoontime]

Dog stepping on your crouch.
Very painful.

 

[TheHermit]

I once set a large class of ice water on a container above the head of my bed before I went to sleep, only to be awoken by it spilling on me because my cat was trying to drink from it and knocked it over on me.

 

[Cucumber]

Was at a LAN-party with a couple of friends and I was feeling very tired whilst sitting on the couch while my mates were troubleshooting something. Anyways, I was sitting up straight in the couch, while I slowly drifted away into dreamland. I had nothing to support my upper body, it was just balancing while I was snoozing.

Then suddenly, my mate poked me between my eyes. Y'know that feeling where you dream that you misstep and you get that scary falling sensation, even though you're lying still in bed? I got that feeling. Plus I was tired, so it was times 100.

I'm not a violent person. I hate to hurt people. But at that time. I saw nothing but blood before my eyes.

EDIT: Also;

Being dragged outside into the cold rain and being locked out of the house for ten minutes, thanks to my dad.

Congratulations on your first post! Hope you'll keep posting around

 

[mr man]

an earthquake knocked my shelf over.

 

[era81]

Rediculously close rpg hit outside the Humvee I was sleeping in after the impact woke me up I could smell the propellant wafting into the cab from the breeze.

 

[JAWZxZ]

Well my family have it out for me, as when I get the chance (school vacation, weekends) I usually sleep 'til about 1pm. This gives them plenty of time to think up new cruel and creative ways to wake me up.

Unrelated, cat pouncing on morning wood, not fun at ALL.

Once, when my Mom went into labor the night before as I dreamt of sugar-plum fairies, my sister decided to wake me up by jabbing a ruler hard at my ass, while screaming in my ear, WAKE UP ASSHOLE, SHE SPURTED IT OUT OF HER VAGINA. That was pretty awful.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Not as bad as yours, but have you ever had a cat jump on your face? Claws out?

Fucking ow. My old cat did that once, and I shot up fairly quick.

Happend to me a fair few times one with it dragging it's arse across my face...
Long story.
But the worst time is when I was ill my dad chucked a buket of water over my face. I shot up puke'd and coughed at the same time making a scatter effect hitting my cat which was on my stomach who made a loud yeeiw and ran claws out over my balls ...
I got the day off...
Definetly not worth it.

 

[swolf]

Rediculously close rpg hit outside the Humvee I was sleeping in after the impact woke me up I could smell the propellant wafting into the cab from the breeze.

If you're serious, that must have really sucked. If you're not, that's a lame joke.

 

[Spacelord]

"Wake up Lisolet, your mother's dead."

That was my father, the great communicator.

Something similar.

"Wake up Chris, your Dad's dead."

Also, fix'd.

Holy shit!

I just got a bottle of wine dropped on my nuts while I was sleeping but that doesn't sound all that impressive anymore.

 

[TimeLord]

Have you ever been woken up by a broken Dalek alarm clock that randomly goes off anywhere between 4am and 8am every morning?!

Oyea, and it screams:

[HEADING=1]YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED![/HEADING]

...at me every time.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Worst way I've ever woken up was my pet diamond python strangling the shit out of me because of a sudden cold snap in the middle of the night and she wanted to get warm by wrapping around my neck.

It was my fault (obviously) but that didn't make anyless scary as shit. I had fed her and she was looking for a bit of additional warmth to help her metabolism break it down.

When I woke up she got frightened and started squeezing, and bit my cheek in fear. I can understand that though. I don't blame her, I'd probably do the same.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I found out my ex was cheating on me, so I woke him up by punching him in the face

 

[jamez525]

The tyres exploding off a car a couple doors down after some crazy ***** set it on fire, but then standing outside watching was surprisingly fun.