Worst way you've been woken up

[Marter]

My sister deciding to run downstairs, turning on the lights and then running upstairs, all while laughing.

She swears she doesn't remember any of it.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Falling out of a tree.

DON'T. ASK

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I will have to quote myself.

In bed with a girl who I didn't know at the time: Nothing sexual or anything (I think), she was a friend of my friend Mark. We stopped by her house to pick up a movie or something, but they started talking for a little.

Apparently I fell asleep and instead of waking me up, they thought it would be funny if her mom came home and found a guy in her bed.

I awoke to the sounds of screaming and death threats. Didn't help the situation when I told her mom I didn't know who she was, despite me being in her bed.

That.

 

[squidbuddy99]

Oh yea, I forgot another instant. I woke up early one night to find that my face was literally covered in blood. I had a MASSIVE nosebleed in the middle of the night, and I was caked in the stuff. I called my mom to my room so she could help me wash up, as I was feeling realy sick. Suddenly, I'm on the floor and feeling the worst I've ever felt, and my mom is freaking out.

 

[Soulkiller3]

In a pool of blood with four people standing over me telling me to stay carm.

 

[Sexy Street]

One time when I was camping the we kept the camp fire goin'. That lit our tent on fire and we had to stomp it out T.T. I'm still never going camping again.

 

[Littlee300]

In the most peaceful sleep ever and having a huge asshole (my brother) scream in my ear. That scared the hell out of me. I hate my brother, needless to say.

 

[squidbuddy99]

My ex had a bit of a habbit of coming into my house in the morning after my parents left for work and waking me up if I wasn't already up. One day I slept without sweats on, and she, wanting to scare the shit out of me, began to bite down on my penis. SHE HAS SHARP TEETH

You'd think having some chick bite down on your naughty bits in the middle of the night would be good. You'd be wrong.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Clown Horn. I was sleeping when my little sister got a loud clown horn I used for a halloween costume once, put it right up to my ear, and honked it 5 times.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

When I was 5 my 3 yr old brother smashed my Thundercat's Lair toy into my face as I slept and blood poured from my nose.

 

[JohanGasMask]

I once woke up with a jammed runny nose and i could´int feel my legs after i attempted to go to the bathroom. I felt like i had just woken up from a coma or something.

 

[Jorias]

I dont think this acutally constitutes as being the worst way to wake up, but for me it was the scariest; when i was about 10 i woke up to the sound of some sort of clicking noise. Come to find out it was a group of people stealing my BMX bikes outside. The clicking sound was them cutting through the locks i used to secure them to a metal pole.

Wierdest time i ever been woken up is kind of mild in comparison to most of these statements; i had a bottle of beer poured on me...atleast i hope it was beer....i never asked lol. Another crazy time was when my brain woke me up cuz my arm fell asleep so bad i couldn't move it for a few minutes.....that was friggin scary lol....oh and soccer trials, waking up with a hamstring cramp from hell is not pleasent i actually cried from that one....

 

[lee1287]

Going too bed with underwear on, waking up naked. i was in bed for 20 minutes before i got out, i felt violated. That falling thing is bad. OH and suffocating, and being paralyzed, butthats a dream.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Our class was out camping and the teachers decided that the best way to wake us up was to squietly slide open the tents and stick their heads in before... FLAILING ABOUT A FREAKING COW BELL!

Seriously, that thing has the worst wake up call i've ever heard.

 

[Slaanax]

"Wake up Lisolet, you're mother's dead."

That was my father, the great communicator.

That's probably the worst way I was waken up also. Replace your name with mine.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

My dog liked to wake you up by standing on your chest and sneezing in your face.

 

[era81]

Rediculously close rpg hit outside the Humvee I was sleeping in after the impact woke me up I could smell the propellant wafting into the cab from the breeze.

If you're serious, that must have really sucked. If you're not, that's a lame joke.

It did suck, it happened in the Arma mountains in April of 2002.We had just got off a patrol for 36 hours where we seen no one and then right as I fell asleep it happened never caught the sneaky little bastered either.

 

[Hawgh]

Contest between these two:

1: Bed was placed so that my head rested beneath a shelving system. Sometime during the night, the mad mountain of books that I had stashed there could no longer support itself. Thankfully, a smaller paperback struck me first, saving my nose. Then, as I tried to sit up, I was hammered back into the bed as a solid eight hardbacks pounded into my forehead. Not a good night.

2: Was inanely sick, barely capable of conscious thought. This was the night when people in the building decided on shenanigans. I was woken up, in agony, by five distressingly naked young men depositing tables, trashcans and chairs in my room, apparently preparing for some sort of deranged tea party.

 

[tkioz]

Some idiot ramming his car into my car about 10 meters away from my bedroom window... freaking stupid drunk drivers, totalled my car, damaged the family car that was parked behind it, he walked away fine... and his car was fine... and I lost about 10 years of my life due to waking up to a huge freaking KLANG.