Worst way you've been woken up

[major28]

sleeping on my friends floor
dog jumps on my chest and licks my face
dog has the worst breath i have ever smelled
dog ways more than 70 pounds at the time! ftd(fuck that dog)fad (fat ass dog)

 

[Hawk eye1466]

evil ex girlfriend thought it would be funny to call me fell out of my bunk bed and landed on top of my laptop broke the laptop and the desk extention it was sitting on she paid... and damn it cost a lot to fix!

 

[McNinja]

Two terrible ways to be woken up:

1. Your mom busts into your room at 9 am and literally scream/crys "we have no money, get up and find a job!" And then proceeds to yell at everyone in the house until you finally leave a half hour later.

2. When the words that wake you up are "Sean Taylors dead." I really don't care about sports, so why my mom felt that this information was pertinent enough to warrant a first comment of the day is beyond me.

 

[ethaninja]

Woken up being told I had to go to work at 3:45 in the morning, then it turns out there was too much rain, so it got canceled and I had to go back.

 

[Blackjack 222]

Waking up to find my multiple guns pointed at me and my girlfriend(I think I'm half deaf in my right ear from her scream) As it turns out my friends are dicks with a twisted sense of humor in practical jokes(if anyone has an idea to get all 7 of them back for that let me know) again
Worst part if your on my right side speak loudly

I mean really loud, really high pitched, and really blood curdling scream.

 

[crazy-j]

my dad yelling at me to fix the door handle it wasn't so much bad as it was wtf?

 

[Dodgy]

I once went on a youth group holiday and shared a room with a girl who, while awesome and my very good friend, was a bit odd. She slept very lightly and woke up very early in the mornings. I would sleep until minutes before (or after!) we were called to breakfast. So we wouldn't be late, she took to smacking me across the head to wake me up every morning.

I now associate Belgian youth hostels with headache.

Belgian youth hostels are awesome! As is the country! And the people in it! (*)





(*) Disclaimer: statements may be slightly biased.

 

[Drexlor]

I woke up once in a hotel room by hitting my head on a safe that was behind me. I slept the whole night on the concrete floor.
This happened three days in a row!

 

[OneStrikeOut]

I got punched in the face by a speaker that fell of the shelf above my bed.
The shortness of the cord from the speaker to the main big bulky cd/cassette/LP player was so that it joined in on the beating, landing on my chest knocking my air out for a good 2 minutes, the second speaker gave the grand finale by landing on my balls.
Three strikes in short succession, that was one rude awakening.
The shelf was so poorely fixed to the wall that it gave way to the weight, lesson learned

 

[Bull3t]

I took a 10lb Bowling ball to the stomach.my dad just stood over me laughing.

 

[Dodgy]

I once fell asleep on an air matress in the middle of the pool. As you can guess, I tried to turn to my side whilst asleep and fell into the pool. The shock made me grasp for breath. Being underwater didn't help that much.

 

[darkonnis]

i woke up to find my dog stood on the pillow with her head leaning over me so she can prod me in the eye with her nose to wake up me. I dont objet because i'd rather she woke me up to tell me she needed to go, than let me sleep in and poop everywhere, that said. She didn't want anything but for me to be awake so she wasn't on her own, cow.

 

[AvsJoe]

By a police officer evicting me. Yeah.

 

[Rakkana]

Jumped on by kids...

 

[Mr Thin]

With a dog's tongue up my nose.

That is not pleasant.

 

[nicholaxxx]

I woke up with two of my friends in my room, when I woke up, they started hugging me. I thought it was my cousin for a second. They were cold and wet because it was raining. I was scared.

 

[Shinigami214]

"Wake up Lisolet, you're mother's dead."

That was my father, the great communicator.

Bloody hell. @_@

 

[Shinigami214]

I got punched in the face by a speaker that fell of the shelf above my bed.
The shortness of the cord from the speaker to the main big bulky cd/cassette/LP player was so that it joined in on the beating, landing on my chest knocking my air out for a good 2 minutes, the second speaker gave the grand finale by landing on my balls.
Three strikes in short succession, that was one rude awakening.
The shelf was so poorely fixed to the wall that it gave way to the weight, lesson learned

I had to stop myself from loling. I'm reading this at the office.

My own experience is similar.

Speaking for myself, I had just watched a gore-fest movie earlier that night, and my cat decided it was a good time to leap atop me, claws extended.

Deep in violent, blood-smeared nightmares, I flung the cat off me out of sheer shock. I wake up, wide-eyed and heart beating, ferociously wielding a hardback copy of LoTR, to find my cat dazed and stunned, sprawled in front of a chest of drawers.