Worst way you've been woken up

[Tdc2182]

"Wake up Lisolet, you're mother's dead."

That was my father, the great communicator.

You are kidding me right? Was your mom actually dead or did he just want you up.

OT: My dad is kind of like that everytime I wake.

"Taylor, Taylor you need to get up right now" He says in a very nervous voice "Something has happened".

"W-what dad, is everything OK?"

Silence as he quickly walks out of the room

Turns out the cat peed on the floor or something like the trashcans got pushed over.

 

[RatRace123]

My mother yelling at my dog.
A shoe thrown at my face.
Getting my balls poked by the loose spring in my mattress (currently lying on it now too.)
Dog stepping on my head.
Choking on my own stomach acid.

The last one particularly sucks, damn heartburn.

 

[Aloran]

My dad shoving ice cubes in my bed/ pyjama bottoms to get me up for school.

 

[Silver Patriot]

"Hey wake up"

"Sign this Guilty Plea"

Me: "Wha?"

Turns out I got a speeding ticket, but at the time. . .

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

"Wake up Lisolet, you're mother's dead."

That was my father, the great communicator.

I think you win this thread.

 

[AngelofDarrkness]

Brother Set in the Fire alarm off after i hadn't been to sleep in the 3 days because of illness i got so angry barely any sleep that day had to wait in till night time to get back to sleep

 

[fjelding]

Compared to some of the other posts, ive been fairly lucky.

This Happend 10 years back.

I was sleeping and my mom wanted me to go shopping with her. At that time I usally slept till around 1-2 pm.

Naturally I didnt want to get up. So she decided to let me sleep for a few more minuts.
The second time she tried to wake me, I didnt want to get up eiter. For some reason, that made her annoyed.

She proceeded to grab the hair in both my armpits and yank for all she was worth.
Screaming, cursing and tears streaming from my eyes I got out of bed while my mom laughed and ran from my room.

Wasnt a great day after that.

 

[slarlath]

Paintball to the stomach at point blank.
My brother got the rest of the clip in the arse and back for that one.

 

[Le_Lisra]

My father having an epileptic seizure in the next room.

 

[Owlslayer]

I think I've had worse wake-ups, but the one i remember right now is this:
My cat brought me a wake up present, a dead bird, and spilled its guts all over by blanket. Lovely...

 

[TyrantGanado]

I was once the last one to wake up the morning after a party...the rest of the guests decided setting off roughly eight party poppers right in my face would be a good idea.

Alternatively I've been woken up by having my dog jump up on my bed...and land his back paw on my crotch.

 

[mr_pants66]

getting punched in the face buy a big ass like 6.5ft tall guy and another guy was filming it so i have to relive it all the damn time ... BUT he said sorry before hitting me so i am told

 

[Pegghead]

Definitely the time my family and I were staying at this hotel in Edinburgh and these two drunk bastards decided it would be a riot to set off the fire alarm at 3am, basically we had to shuffle down from pretty much the top of the hotel via the fire stairs in our pyjamas to stand out on a cold Scottish road for half an hour worrying about the precious things you couldn't take with you whilst police and fire service lights spin everywhere with extra sirens blazing...do you know how cold Scotland is at three in the morning?

But luckily we were allowed to go back to our room after half an hour and I could see from the window that the two douchebags (I'd been in the same elevator as them beforehand, not only were they drunk off their rocker at the time but they were actually discussing their "brilliant scheme") were being shoved into police cars by a strongly built policeman who was thankfully as mad as I was, sweet sweet justice.

 

[DeathsHands]

Getting my balls crushed. By the paw of my 70-80 pound dog.

 

[General Ken8]

For me, when I was ten I woke up to the sensation of my head being crushed. Then I heard laughing, and realized that my cousin was sitting on my head.
And then he ripped ass right on top of my face. Believe me, it was a rude awakening.

 

[automatron]

Woke up to a tsunami alarm at 5:30 in the morning... pretty terrifying

 

[Soxafloppin]

Probably waking up after a Coma that has lasted 40 years or so, quite a few family members including both your parents and lots of friends have died, that girl you loved is Married with 4 kids to that guy you hated.

I could go on.

As for my own personal experience...An uncooked slice of bacon across the forehead.

 

[Gabanuka]

My girlfriend was let into my house by my mom, she then proceded to wake me up with a slap.

 

[kaziard]

my brother dropped the family dog on me -.- so i promptly ran after him and threw it right back... dog was not amused