Worst way you've been woken up

[MisterShine]

A couple weeks ago actually. My sister is pretty much nocturnal, because she goes to school in cali but is home in Ohio now, time zone issues. Also, it's important to note that she has a bit of a mental disorder history. So anyway my story is that she shakes me awake at about 4 am, holding a giant butcher knife while standing right over me.

I had a moment of "am I about to get stabbed?", then she told me she heard someone in the house.

There was >.>

At least nobody got hurt.

 

[Daipire]

I was sleeping on my stomach and I felt a tickle on the back of my neck, I figured it was my brother or something, so I swatted it.

Next thing I know, I have a giant, crushed cockroach on both the back of my neck and my hand...
It wasn't exactly what I wanted to start the day with...

Needless to say, I cleaned my room out completely that day...

 

[i am nobody]

Mine was when i was around 7 years old, i woke up on the floor and i had no idea where i was. I thought i had been kidnapped or something, and i was so afraid i didnt even dare to get up. I eventually did get up a half hour later just to realize that i was in my own room.

 

[A.A.K]

my dad strapping ice to his hands and hitting me in the face - at 5 fucking AM for martial arts training.

 

[Tdc2182]

You are kidding me right? Was your mom actually dead or did he just want you up.

Unfortunately I'm not kidding, she had died. But in my father's defense, he had been camped out in my mother's hospital room for weeks and had her brought home for the end. He'd been up all night with her playing her favorite music really loud for her. Kinda sweet actually but also that was his way. He was one of those insane early risers who felt anyone who didn't get up at 4AM was a lazy scoundrel and deserved no courtesy or kindness.

Well, some people just have to have a breaking point I guess. Even though I am sure it doesnt mean much to you, I am sorry for your loss. And the horrible way you found out about it.

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

take a pick of which you think is the worst...

* By the Police
* By being dragged out of bed and forced into a fight
* By being punched in the face
* By someone telling you that one of your neighbours older, chavier, more aggressive brother is trying to find and beat you for insinuating his brother was a Homosexual
* By a Mouse walking around your room
* and finally, By someone throwing flour in yor face.

 

[AWAR]

By someone firing his AK-47 outside of my window.....

 

[Tav73]

1 word. Torsion. Nuff said.

If I'm thinking what you're thinking, then I second this.

Followed closely by a wasp trying to crawl up my nose looking for a place to nest -_-

 

[Jackalb]

My old alarm clock used to go off at random and woke me at some strange hours.

 

[WorldCritic]

Having an annoying ass song played in my ear and then someone started to hit me on the head with a wooden board. Which begs the question, who the fuck keeps a wooden board with them to wake someone up?

 

[Mr.logic]

My sister wakes me up at the last minute to drive her across town and pick up a friend of hers, at 8:30 she wakes me up at 8:07 and me being a loveable kind amazing person that I am always say yes no matter how tired or pissed off I am.

 

[RifkaMarie]

I's only ever happened once, but one time my eyelashes had crusted over so thickly while I was sleeping that I couldn't open them, and I because was still half asleep and couldn't lift my arms. I thought I had died.

Holy shit I had the exact same thing happen but worse-ish. I woke up, got out of bed and GUESS WHAT? A freaking clown comes out of my closet screaming (Odd considering I'm not afraid of clowns), naturally I actually assume I'm in a dream at this point so I close my eyes and wake up again. So I get out of bed and go to the closet to put clothes on. A goddamn crackhead stabs me in the stomach. Now, at this time I realised HOPED that I'm dreaming so I do the whole close my eyes and wake up thing again yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!?". (Considering I was a 10 year old who didn't cursed this scared the crap out of my family). THIS time I wake up in what I could only assume was my bed, but I can't see shit. I put my hands to my eyes only to discover that they seemingly mutated in my sleep. After about 2 minutes of scraping I can finally open my eyes and see. Was freaking scary. Turned out I developed pink-eye (Or something similiar) in the middle of my sleep and had leaked huge amounts of whatever that tear duct wierd fluid is and it had crusted my eyelashes shut. (Just freaking glad it never happened the rest of the time I had it when I was using eyedrops).
EDIT: And I did finally use my first post just to reply to that

I was about that age when it happened to me, too. It was so nasty when I was finally able to clean my eyes off. One word: CRUNCHY! This adjective does NOT belong near the eyes, dammit!

Thank god it only happened once. I don't like waking up freaked out. Spins the whole day weird.

 

[Kakkoi]

One word.

Tornado.

 

[eggy32]

Either yesterday when I was awoken by a horrible pain in my bowels. I felt like I was going to vomit and poop at the same time and as if my insides had shrunk greatly since my dinner.

OR

When I was awoken by my mobile phone. had it on silent vibrate on my wooden chest of drawers. Took me a minute to figure out what the horrible noise was and and another minute to find out where it was coming from, it was right next to me and not across the room like I thought. I'd gotten out of bed for nothing

Actually it might have been the time i woke up not thinking I was awake after having a dream where I constantly woke up over and over again. I was confused and a little bit scared when I awoke for real.

 

[CrazT]

i fall asleep on a plane. a few hours later, the plane hit a nasty patch of turbulence and i (having just woken up and not able to remember where i was) started panicing

 

[DaDrum]

one of the first nights i had a bunk bed a couple years back, i heard the alarm in the morning. reached out to grab it without looking and fell off the top bunk and hit my head of the dresser on the way down.

no clue how i managed getting over the barrier, but yea