Worst Ways To Die...

[Trivun]

As most of you are probably unaware, I'm currently part of my university's Assassin's Guild, a group that organises games on campus where the aim is to effectively 'kill' assigned targets in a safe and silly way. Weapons often used include things like Nerf guns, water guns, furry 'attack animals', and so on. Now, in the current game, my current targets are proving somewhat elusive to track down, so I took to the internet to find more info on them. In doing so, I ended up spotting, on a random Google search, the method of 'death' for someone in a different game at another university.

Long story short, the guy was 'killed' when 'in bed' with someone, that is, he got took out by his assassin when he was in the middle of hot hot sex. This naturally made me laugh, and I thought of other weird ways in which someone could die. A while ago, I saw a TV show called 1000 Ways To Die, which included a very funny method where a guy in the USA tried to rob a jewelers, while armed with a pistol. However, in his nervousness, he walked into the wrong store, which was next door, which happened to be a gun store. There were about five people inside, all armed, including a little old granny, and after he shouted for them to get on the floor and give him the money, they all opened fire and killed him. Here's the clip:


So in this thread, I ask you all, what do you think are the worst possible ways to die? Perhaps while 'doing the deed'? Or maybe in a gun store shootout? Or can you think of something even worse, and ideally hilarious?

[small]Also, if anyone knows any decent ways of tracking down a target, then let me know please [/small]

 

[Omikron009]

Starving to death in a pool of acid would suck.

Is the narrator in that clip Ron Perlman?

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

Anything I come up with. That means anything that is disturbing just for thinking of it.

 

[Trivun]

Starving to death in a pool of acid would suck.

Is the narrator in that clip Ron Perlman?

Absolutely no idea . And that's a good one. Or bad. Depending on your point of view...

 

[DuttyDawn]

Slipping in the house and being knocked out only to have the cats eat me.

 

[LorisBoi]

Burning to death
Drowning
Being made to watch Batman & Robin

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Lol... I love 1000 Ways to Die! Best show ever!

Hmm... worst way to die... Probably eaten alive by zombies...

Which is ironic, because I try to work zombies into all of my posts, and usually talk about trying to make them real...

 

[hittite]

Explosive decompression. You survive just long enough to feel all of your internal organs rupture and your blood boil out of every orifice.

I don't know about finding your target, the last time I played, I lasted all of a day before someone snuck up behind me and shanked me in the ribs with Nerf dart.

 

[Trivun]

Explosive decompression. You survive just long enough to be in agony.

I don't know about finding your target, the last time I played, I lasted all of a day before someone snuck up behind me and shanked me in the ribs with Nerf dart.

I've managed to avoid that so far, I'm already naturally paranoid, so now I've decided to cycle everywhere, use alternate routes every day to get to places, including sneaking around the back of my university lecture theatre, lay false trails on Facebook to try and draw out the people after me into the open, and I'm making a point of avoiding crowds where possible, so I'm always standing away from people and notice if anyone comes towards me. As well as identifying potential defensive weapons or escape routes whenever I go somewhere new. My flat has two doors to get through as well so no-one can get me at home, and I'm at less risk on the way to university as I live about a hundred metres from campus, just down the road...

And I still reckon I'll be out by the end of the week. I just want to try and make sure I get at least one kill before I do end up taken down myself...

 

[AssassinJoe]

Bleeding to death.

That or being forced to listen to Paris Hilton's music album.

 

[Layzor]

Boiled alive.

I also saw a movie where a guy was tied up and put inside a cow carcass that was then slowly roasted on a spit.

 

[kane.malakos]

I would suggest trying to find out their major and asking around the department about them. Or see if you can find their dorm in the campus directory.

As for the worst way to die, maybe being assassinated by the person you're having sex with... I'm thinking poisoned vagina.

 

[Drakmeire]

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I don't understand either but it's funny.

 

[Trivun]

I would suggest trying to find out their major and asking around the department about them. Or see if you can find their dorm in the campus directory.

As for the worst way to die, maybe being assassinated by the person you're having sex with... I'm thinking poisoned vagina.

Those bits of info (degree and address) are given, it's a case of finding them when they're home or at lectures and not being found out that's the hard part. Also, I think that method was used once, albeit without the sex. Someone mentioned in a society email a while ago that one way of killing someone, that was used, was when this girl killed a target by walking up to him and kissing him. She then told him that she was wearing poison lipstick and he was her target. Pretty inventive, and certainly one of the better ways to die, methinks...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death before death by snu snu. Shot before your sentence to die by snu snu would suck indeed.

More seriously, I think death by Freezing would be incredibly painful.

 

[A Sense Of Decorum]

Death By 1,000 Cuts.
That shit's gotta leave a mark.

 

[Blue Musician]

Starving to death in a pool of acid would suck.

Is the narrator in that clip Ron Perlman?

Absolutely no idea . And that's a good one. Or bad. Depending on your point of view...

Curiously enough it also was in the 1000 ways to die...

OT: Maybe being eaten by hamsters.

Or by playing too much WoW.

 

[Antitonic]

I've read a few of these...

There was one where an old lady was trying to fix some water pipes in her attic, but the pipes burst, throwing her into a cupboard. All the water made the wood swell up, so she starved while trapped in 3 feet of space.

Also, someone tried to open a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer, to get the metal for scrap, with predictable results.