Worst Ways To Die...

[Athol]

Bleeding to death.

That or being forced to listen to Paris Hilton's music album.

Her music doesnt kill you, it just makes you wish for death.

 

[SimuLord]

Worst way to die? Penniless, forgotten, and alone.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

Getting eaten is a pretty primal (and justifiable) fear. So, I'm thinking being eaten ablive, slowly... by ants.

Also, the Viet Cong used to do this thing where they'd cut down bamboo, then strap people down over the top of it and let the shoots grow up through thier bodies... Who ever thought of that is one evil son of a *****!

In regard to the game... Dairy-whip water balloon on the toilet, at a party.

Edit: and auto-eroctic asphyxiation... yeah.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Piranhas. Seriously. Imagine this: Your swimming with your friends, and you feel something brush against your leg. Thinking it's your friend, you playfully kick at it, then it bites you. At this point, you start panicking, and splashing, attracting more fish, one by one, they start to bite into you, you start bleeding out, with chunks of your flesh being digested by hundreds of tiny little fish. Eventually, you lose the will to keep fighting, your head falls beneath the water, and they start attacking your face. Your ears, nose, even eyes.

Or possibly accidently choking yourself while masturbating, live David Carradine.

EDIT:

Or maybe having a potassium overdose, based entirely on stuffing yourself with bananas

Damnit. I've been eating nearly 4 or 5 bananas a day... Now I'm paranoid about a potassium overdose. Thanks.

I imagine insomnia would be a horrible way to die too...

 

[Trivun]

Getting eaten is a pretty primal (and justifiable) fear. So, I'm thinking being eaten ablive, slowly... by ants.

Also, the Viet Cong used to do this thing where they'd cut down bamboo, then strap people down over the top of it and let the shoots grow up through thier bodies... Who ever thought of that is one evil son of a *****!

In regard to the game... Dairy-whip water balloon on the toilet, at a party.

Edit: and auto-eroctic asphyxiation... yeah.

That's nothing compared to what the Chinese used to do, as evidenced in the following link...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_slicing

Now that is some sick torture/death...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Imagine this: You have a huge, risky surgery coming up (lets say they're replacing a heart valve). You're told the odds of your survival are about 40% since you're cheap and/or are being treated by students. This is your only chance so you take it. You're put under anesthesia but are awoken very soon after in a state of sleep paralysis (I think that's what it's called) You are unable to move or speak but you are fully awake and aware of everything the doctor is doing inside of you. If the pain alone doesn't put you into a deathly state of shock, then the amateur surgery likely will. Your last memory is of the doctor sneezing into your open chest cavity, dropping his keys onto your heart and him accidently plunging the hand holding the scalpel into your chest, piercing your heart and killing you.

 

[darth.pixie]

Being boiled alive.

That pretty much tops a lot in my book.

There was also this method (turkish? I think so) with the silver comb. You would be tied down a rope and swung back and forth while to the left and right there are large silver/iron/metal combs that stab you. You don't really die easily.

Or being thrown into the water, in a sack. Just you and a cat.

As for your game...I don't know many fun ways to die. But I do know a lot of terrible ones.

 

[Trivun]

Imagine this: You have a huge, risky surgery coming up (lets say they're replacing a heart valve). You're told the odds of your survival are about 40% since you're cheap and/or are being treated by students. This is your only chance so you take it. You're put under anesthesia but are awoken very soon after in a state of sleep paralysis (I think that's what it's called) You are unable to move or speak but you are fully awake and aware of everything the doctor is doing inside of you. If the pain alone doesn't put you into a deathly state of shock, then the amateur surgery likely will. Your last memory is of the doctor sneezing into your open chest cavity, dropping his keys onto your heart and him accidently plunging the hand holding the scalpel into your chest, piercing your heart and killing you.

Wasn't that a film? Not the students and sneezing and everything, I mean the idea of being awake during surgery. Of course, it was a Hayden Christensen film, so I dare say most people on this site refuse to acknowledge its existence because doing so would validate the existence of the guy who played Anakin Skywalker...

Also, I've located my first target. And one of the bonus point tasks for me is to assassinate someone with a 'lethal injection'. So I reckon if I label a Nerf dart 'poison' or something, I can stab her with it as she leaves a lecture tomorrow. Not the most interesting way to kill her, but nevertheless...

 

[lukemdizzle]

dehydration.

Im currently in the last stretches of my wrestling season. part of wrestling is cutting weight. I am cutting about 20 pounds and have to sometimes go days with no food or water and I cant even put how crappy being really dehydrated is. I have been so dehydrated that I could no longer sweat. it is the worst thing I have ever been through.

The best part? I'm fairly sure that was the worst idea ever for losing weight.

Your body panics and clings to all the water it can, slowing weight loss. In fact, keeping hydrated SPEEDS weight loss. So, in fact, does eating two pounds of fruit throughout the day (and nothing else). Not eating just puts your body in "DON'T LOSE ANYTHING!" mode.

So you tortured your body for nothing, really.

you have obviously never wrestled or had to cut weight and until you have you have no idea what your talking about so don't pretend to. when your down to 1 and 2% body fat all you have left is water weight which I have lost up to 8 pounds of in a 4 hour span of time. if I was planing o keeping this weight off I would not be able to, but to take it off for weigh ins the next day. you need to be dehydrated when your cutting as much as I am

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well there's always these:

 

[lacktheknack]

dehydration.

Im currently in the last stretches of my wrestling season. part of wrestling is cutting weight. I am cutting about 20 pounds and have to sometimes go days with no food or water and I cant even put how crappy being really dehydrated is. I have been so dehydrated that I could no longer sweat. it is the worst thing I have ever been through.

The best part? I'm fairly sure that was the worst idea ever for losing weight.

Your body panics and clings to all the water it can, slowing weight loss. In fact, keeping hydrated SPEEDS weight loss. So, in fact, does eating two pounds of fruit throughout the day (and nothing else). Not eating just puts your body in "DON'T LOSE ANYTHING!" mode.

So you tortured your body for nothing, really.

you have obviously never wrestled or had to cut weight and until you have you have no idea what your talking about so don't pretend to. when your down to 1 and 2% body fat all you have left is water weight which I have lost up to 8 pounds of in a 4 hour span of time. if I was planing o keeping this weight off I would not be able to, but to take it off for weigh ins the next day. you need to be dehydrated when your cutting as much as I am

That's ridiculous and unhealthy. And I can say that with authority.

Once you're down to 2% body fat, you don't NEED to lose any more weight, wrestling or not.

And cutting further for weigh-ins... that's always been a really iffy topic with me (I have cousins who wrestle), so I'm not going to say more about it. Other than that, like it or not, you're effectively self-flagellating.

 

[e2density]

Drinking sulfuric acid and waiting for it to eat your insides out.

 

[JSkunk22]

Being thrown into an Ox made out of iron, locked inside, then set on fire. I think the Greeks did that shit all the time and thought it was awesome.

 

[lukemdizzle]

dehydration.

Im currently in the last stretches of my wrestling season. part of wrestling is cutting weight. I am cutting about 20 pounds and have to sometimes go days with no food or water and I cant even put how crappy being really dehydrated is. I have been so dehydrated that I could no longer sweat. it is the worst thing I have ever been through.

The best part? I'm fairly sure that was the worst idea ever for losing weight.

Your body panics and clings to all the water it can, slowing weight loss. In fact, keeping hydrated SPEEDS weight loss. So, in fact, does eating two pounds of fruit throughout the day (and nothing else). Not eating just puts your body in "DON'T LOSE ANYTHING!" mode.

So you tortured your body for nothing, really.

you have obviously never wrestled or had to cut weight and until you have you have no idea what your talking about so don't pretend to. when your down to 1 and 2% body fat all you have left is water weight which I have lost up to 8 pounds of in a 4 hour span of time. if I was planing o keeping this weight off I would not be able to, but to take it off for weigh ins the next day. you need to be dehydrated when your cutting as much as I am

That's ridiculous and unhealthy. And I can say that with authority.

Once you're down to 2% body fat, you don't NEED to lose any more weight, wrestling or not.

And cutting further for weigh-ins... that's always been a really iffy topic with me (I have cousins who wrestle), so I'm not going to say more about it. Other than that, like it or not, you're effectively self-flagellating.

think what you want. your not the first person to tell me this and I pass of what you say as you being a wimp( not calling you a wimp just my gut reaction). Its not permanent so I suck it up. until you understand the wrestling culture I can't really explain to you why I do this but I do and Ive been very successful so I will continue

 

[Dr Snakeman]

And that, my friends, is why I'm glad I live in America; nothing that awesome and morbidly hilarious could happen in a European nation banning guns.

As for worst way to die? Well, I imagine burning alive would hurt a great deal... but at least you'd look really cool. I mean, stuff burning is awesome. That's why we talk about "going out in a blaze of glory".

Dying in a fire is seriously hardcore.