Worst Weapon Evar

[FredFredburgur]

Toothpick. Might as well fight barehanded.

But that dude in Daredevil.

Internal organs. Even worse if they're your own.

You are amazing.

and I would have to say non flaming stuffed animals. The flaming ones might be able to do some damage.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

The chauchat machine gun...poor quality, design, and looks, and designed by the french. What a surprise!

But I like having a magazine that's left half-open and invites mud and other crap into the vital mechanisms.

 

[Code Monkey]

Screwatack did a top ten countdown...

 

[Zacharine]

Toothpick. Might as well fight barehanded.

But that dude in Daredevil.

Oh, right. Damn, forgot about him.

Umm, how about.... Damn, there is already the 'death-by-teacup'....a birch leaf would be pretty useless, but it isn't exactly a weapon.... car keys are way too good....

Now I know, a small plastic bottle

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

The Brass Knuckle knife pistol.

IN before someone thinks this is actually cool. And before gunswords.

Bad? That's the second best thing I saw today (first being the boobs of this random woman who flashed me while I was running off campus at track today). That would be my weapon of choice if I could fine one!

 

[FredFredburgur]

Toothpick. Might as well fight barehanded.

But that dude in Daredevil.

Oh, right. Damn, forgot about him.

Umm, how about.... Damn, there is already the 'death-by-teacup'....a birch leaf would be pretty useless, but it isn't exactly a weapon.... car keys are way too good....

Now I know, a small plastic bottle

haha death by teacup, I actually like those movies, I hear a lot of distaste for them.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

The backwards axe of self-mutilation wins the award, methinks.

 

[blaze96]

A switchblade with the blade broken off at the handle. Technically still a weapon but utterly useless in a fight.

For sheer stupidity a wet piece of paper, damn thing disintegrates in your hand and can't even give a paper cut.

 

[Cinder Block of Oppression]

Your own death.

 

[Vek]

Bad? That's the second best thing I saw today (first being the boobs of this random woman who flashed me while I was running off campus at track today). That would be my weapon of choice if I could fine one!

You're out of luck sir. That's an antique, made about 1870-1890. Those little suckers are hard to find, and $4,000 US plus if you can find one for sale.

 

[woodwalker]

The chauchat machine gun...poor quality, design, and looks, and designed by the french. What a surprise!

Yeah, but you could take it apart and make a whiskey still out of it. Bad weapon, but still useful...

 

[vampirekid.13]

mr. saturn from ssbm, seriously was he useful for ANYTHING?

 

[_Cake_]

Throwing stars - Has anyone ever really use them. Also you can't kill zombies with em so blah.

or

Bubbles - For some reason they are weapons in tons of games.

 

[IronDuke]

Cooked spaghetti.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

The Brass Knuckle knife pistol.

IN before someone thinks this is actually cool. And before gunswords.

Bad? That's the second best thing I saw today (first being the boobs of this random woman who flashed me while I was running off campus at track today). That would be my weapon of choice if I could fine one!

It's called the Apache.