Worst Weapon in Gaming

[Internet Kraken]

the Chinese pistol,spiked knuckles and bare fist from fallout 3

Bare fist with unarmed skill is incredibly powerful.

 

[Internet Kraken]

In Fable 1: The goddamned "legendary weapon" the guildmaster has you trekking all over Albion for, collecting those asininely obscure clues that only lead you back to the farm, where you dig up a frying pan with someone's face imprinted on it. It actually does negative damage, and you can't sell it. Thanks, Lionhead!

Wait what the hell is negative damage?

 

[Lenoh]

The Bubble Gun in Earthworm Jim.

You cannot deny this.

 

[Christemo]

anything but the scoped mosin-nagant and the mp40 in COD 1.

schmidt SMG in CSS. that gun is piss weak and uses its shots faster than the BFG.

machinegun in quake 3. it takes all your shots to kill some1 and its more inaccurate than the Schmidt.

revolver in TF2. its super inaccurate, its damage is all too low for a fucking revolver, and you use the shots on 20 seconds. thats why i ALWAYS use the knife like many other.

dual pistols in TR:A. they reload on ½ a second and got infinite ammo plus each magazine is 40 rounds high. also, they NEVER misses if u are close. so whats wrong with them? it takes AT LEAST 20 shots to kill anything that isnt a bat.

 

[Clirck]

Anything found on an enemy in Farcry 2....

Everything you get is rubbish. So I agree.

 

[SimuLord]

The Fork of Horpilation.

Not so! It may be a piece of crap, but using it as directed leads to getting the Spear of Bitter Mercy, which is pretty damn awesome. Plus, in Shivering Isles, obtaining it for Big Head yields the coolest quote in the game: "You bring the Fork! Happy day! The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall! Forks for all!"

 

[Horticulture]

http://www.ugo.com/games/useless-video-game-items/images/entries/goldeneye.jpg

 

[Kyouran]

http://www.ugo.com/games/useless-video-game-items/images/entries/goldeneye.jpg

I do believe the internet has just been won.

 

[Iskenator67]

Lara and Dante's pistols.

 

[Jeronus]

The Mine shooter Gun in RE 4 it is the only weapon I saw and did not instantly buy.

 

[johnman]

Any dagger in any Generic Fansty RPG.

 

[Hippobatman]

http://www.ugo.com/games/useless-video-game-items/images/entries/goldeneye.jpg

My thoughts exactly when clicking this thread. You win an internetz.

Fear the Klobb! FEAR!

 

[johnman]

http://www.ugo.com/games/useless-video-game-items/images/entries/goldeneye.jpg

No i loved the Klobb! Daul weild that and they enemy could be seriously wounded after a few magazines!

 

[Chibz]

Crowbar from Half-life. I DON'T WANT A CROWBAR. I WANT A WEAPON.

 

[Pyro Paul]

In Fable 1: The goddamned "legendary weapon" the guildmaster has you trekking all over Albion for, collecting those asininely obscure clues that only lead you back to the farm, where you dig up a frying pan with someone's face imprinted on it. It actually does negative damage, and you can't sell it. Thanks, Lionhead!

Wait what the hell is negative damage?

if you didn't find all the clues, or didn't follow the clues specifically, as in, you went on the internet and found the instructions before hand, it gives you a generic frying pan which does no damage, some have even argued that it slightly heals the enemy.

if you do follow the clues and get them all, i do believe that the frying pan has some 5 open augment slots and can basically pop peoples heads in one hit, being almost as powerful as the sword of Aeons.

 

[monostable]

The lancer in gears of war 1 multiplayer. I don't think i downed hardly anyone with that thing at range

 

[Tymathee]

any pistol in fallout 3. why bother? just use a rifle or assault rifle. they're inaccurate, do little damage and just a waste of space.

 

[zauxz]

meele weapons in any fps

 

[sqwalnoc]

The assault rifle in Halo.. hmm, my bullets seem to be coming out in an almost cone-like arrangement. hmm, point blank shooting didnt kill that elite.. no wonder the humans were losing in the war if they were all armed with those things

alot of the weapons in dead rising. jewels? a toy lightsaber? plates? etc.. it was good to be able to pick all of those things up but they were TOTALLY useless.

shotguns in COD4. that players not too far away, should be able to hit him.. *fires shotgun* what?!? it didnt even hurt him, player turns round i die. I agree that shotguns are supposed to be short ranged but COME ON, they can fire further than 20ft

chinese pistol in fallout3. this gun is so useless I dont even know what it looks like when you're holding it, as I never have. nuff said

smg in half-life 2. you could probably use the bullets more accurately and effectively if you threw them

BAR in cod WaW. high recoil, high fire rate, rubbish iron sight, ridiculously tiny clip.

 

[Darkening]

Magikarp

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! This made me laugh so hard lol